Monday, August 24, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (34)

Life:

In a swimming pool, a child is drowning and dying. The grandfather tried to save the drowning child but he did not know how to swim, he died with her too. The child's mom tried to save her but she did not know swimming either, she died too. 

We read about it. What do we do?

Some people move on. But it bothers some people all their life, every time they think about it.

We have both kind of people. As far as the victim family is concerned, they do not know these two kinds of people exist or who they are. Does it matter whether one takes it to their heart and feels the pain or the other one who does not care and move on?

Anyway, the grandfather and mother could have lived not trying to save the child, but the "pain of their inability to save the drowning child" will torture them all their life. One could say, it is good that they killed themselves. They dont have to feel guilty torturing themselves everyday.

They are gujarathi people. Obviously religious people, could be Hindus. They believe in Hindu God. How are they going to deal with their God now after this loss? That's a question pops up in my mind!  Idk the answer to it. Because God never makes any sense to me.

I strongly believe believers handle such tragedy better than I am.

People say, it is Karma as they can not rationalize why such a tragedy happened!

Some people say, God is cruel at that moment and then they will try please the cruel God again. Because they dont have anywhere to go!

Some say nature is cruel. 

Some say it is fate. 

Some do not spend time thinking about this incident as they are busy with their own problems. 

 Lot of times, it is what it is, we can not do anything about it. Things can not be controlled by us.

What was the real problem?

There was fatal error! 

Got a house with huge swimming pool filled with water but most of them living in the house do not know swimming! 

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Corona virus kills humans. People are trying to find vaccine to solve this issue. 

Before Penicillin was discovered, people were dying of bacterial infections. Before TB vaccine BCG was invented people were dying of TB infection. Before small pox vaccine was discovered, people were dying of small pox virus.

However, nature is resourceful. There may be a simple solution for every problem. Some drug may be available in nature. We are "blind" to see that. We know very little. We did not know the structure of benzene for hundreds of years. Benzene looked like benzene always. So, the solutions are already there. We are just blind. and ignorant.

Vaccine is just one solution. That's not the only solution.

There are plenty of unknown solutions.

Penicillin was naturally available even when millions were dying. We did not know until it was discovered.

Taxol, the anti-cancer drug, was naturally available too for thousands of years. We just did not know.

We are just ignorant to know the available sources in the resourceful nature.

Some humans claim that we are the best? Especially one do not have any scientific knowledge. A businessman rather. It is funny! He is a clown! Not everyone can identify the clowns either.

Are you thinking? Or just not wasting your time thinking! It does not matter. I really dont know which kind is better. It all depends on who you are and what makes you happy.

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Tell you what, I have a friend, any time we go on a trip or hiking or swimming or fishing, we have to split the money we spent together, suppose we spent $100. It needs to be split into $50 for each. 

My friend would be happy if he paid $45 and I pay $55. It is not that he is poor or anything. Thats what makes him happy.

There is another friend, who would be happy if he pays $60 and I pay only $40.

All kinds of people to make the world.

Silly things make people happy. That's what I see in my life.

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"So, when are you going to take a break from me, bitch?"

"I dont know. I would be bored if you are not around at least for now"

"Go, find another chick to have fun together"

"Chick?"

"Yeah, I thought you are "bi"?

"Ha ha ha"

"You know why I said that?"

"Why?"

"I would be happy if you dump me for a girl rather than a guy"

"oh my God!! You are unbelievable"

"Why?"

"I dont know. Your thoughts are so weird"

"Really?"

"YES!"

"You know something?"

"What?"

"I can keep talking trash like this"

"It is not trash. I like it"

"What do you mean, you like it?"

"Now I am thinking why did you say what you said"

"And?"

"I think it is interesting thought"

"What is so interesting about it?"

"Guys always think of another guy, not a girl, when they are dumped "

"No ideas are original"

"Meaning what?"

"This is 21st century. It is not uncommon, a girl dumping a guy for another girl"

"Hmm?"

"Have you seen You've got mail, an old classic?"

"Of course"

"In that, Tom Hanks dad will say, his girl friend dumped him for another woman"

"So?"

"My idea is not original, I am saying"

"You are weird"

"Why?"

"I know people who want to take credit for everything. You are quoting the original reference. You dont have to"

"Thats what makes me happy. I am selfish"

"Again, your reason is weird as well. Idk what it is but you are different"

"Hi, what do you wearing?"

"Why? It is a skirt of some sort. I wear it when I am home"

"Really?. Let us see"

"What do you doing?. Leave my skirt, cheap bastard"

"You are not wearing any panties or what?'

"Ha ha ha. I am not, kind of warm here"

"Now I am curious. Were you sweating here too?"

"No!! Stop it"

"I am not going to. Let me check"

"You are pinching me"

"Does it hurt, darling?'

"Ha ha ha"

"Does it hurt? I was gentle"

"Nope! You turn me on, bastard"

"Why are you so weak?"

"What do you mean?"

"You should not get turned on when someone molesting you?"

"It is depends on who that is"

"Who am I?"

"You are a sweet son of a bitch"

"Cut it out, Caro!"

"You started it, Mr, rapist"

"OK, I was telling this girl about how to learn chemistry"

"Who is that girl?"

"It is a high school kid, Dont worry!"

"OK"

"I told her it is hard for me to teach basic chemistry"

"Why?"

"Because I am not strong in teaching basics. She was making me dig deep into the subject"

"You are not interested?"

"Let me explain, bitch"

"OK"

"Let us take periodic table. What do we have in it?"

"Elements?"

"Thats the whole universe"

"What do you mean?"

"The whole universe is made of those elements present in the periodic table. You and me, planets, sun and everything. Right?"

"OK?"

"Let us take hydrogen"

"OK?"

"Atomic number 1. Atomic weight 1."

"OK?"

"Helium. Atomic number 2, atomic weight 4. Now Lithium. Atomic number 3, atomic weight 6"

"So? What is the point?"

"Why hydrogen atomic number and weight are same? But not helium?" Student asked..I said, "hydrogen does not have any neutron. But helium has 2". Again, student asked, "Why? Hydrogen can have one neutron?" I say, Idk why, that's how hydrogen is. She says, "there should be a reason". I said, "Sure, but Idk why"

"Ha ha ha. She gave you hard time?"

"Not really. I have asked these questions myself and so I was happy she is thinking like me"

"Then what?"

"I tried to explain, Hydrogen has three isotopes, protium, deuterium and tritium. The most abundant one is protium which has only one proton. Deuterium has proton and neutron but its abundance is pretty low. We call that hydrogen put all the isotopes together"

"Now you have to explain what is an isotope?"

"Exactly. I started explaining what is an isotope. Proton, neutron, electron, atomic number, mass number She is bright and she understood. But I could not teach her much for two hours because of digression"

"She wasted her money on you"

"Probably. It is hard to teach if the student is thinking a lot. Also they cant go too far"

 "Why?"

"Who discovered electrons?"

"JJ Thomson"

"That you can teach. But  now if the student asks, "How did he discover?" You are in big trouble"

"Ha ha ha"

"You will start teaching physics now in order to explain how he generated cathode rays or electron beam. Moreover I am not kamal haasan to know everything"

"Who is that?"

"Another idiot, who wants to pretend like he knows every fucking thing. The point is I dont know that much physics"

"What did you tell her?"

"I told her, in a vacuum tube, you have positive and negative electrodes. Immediately she goes, What is positive and negative electrode. How do you make them?"

"Ha ha ha"

"She digs deep and deep on every word comes out of my mouth. I said if you  have two metal plates one at  higher temperature and other at lower temperature. One is positive and other one is negative"

 "Is that true?"

"Better be"

"Why did not you explain as it says in the book"

"Book says there is voltage applied. Then I will have to start teaching what is voltage"

"Ha ha ha"

"Who is that girl?"

"Some white kid" 

"You think she will become a big shot in the future"

"That's hard to say. Lots of bright people go nowhere and lots of idiots become big shots too. You never know"

-to be continued

 அந்தக்காலத்தில் எல்லாரும் ஏன் எம் சி ஆர் படம் விரும்பி பார்த்தாங்கனு பார்த்தால் எம் ஜி ஆர் பட பாடல்கள் எல்லாம் அப்பட்டமான "சாஃப்ட் போர்ன்" மாதிரி இருக்கு! 

நம்மாளுகள் ரசனைக் கேற்றார்போல எம் சி ஆர்  போர்ன் கொடுக்கிறார்! ஹீரோயினைத் தடவி எடுக்கிறார், இந்த மஹான்!

Idk whether you are going to relax or jerk off watching this!

 




Wednesday, August 19, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (33)

 முன்னுரை:

சப்போஸ் ரஷ்யா வாக்சின் அல்லது சைனா வாக்சின் வொர்க் ஆகுதுனு வச்சுக்குவோம். யு கே, அமெரிக்கா, மற்ற மேலை நாடுகள் எல்லாம் ஓப்பன் மைண்டுடன் அந்த வாக்சினை ஏற்றுக்கொள்வார்களா? என்பது என்னுடைய கேள்வி.

எனக்கு பதில் தெரியும். :)

முதலில் வெளிவரும் எந்த வாக்சினும்       பர்ஃபெக்டாக இருக்கப் போவதில்லை. நெறையா இம்ப்ரூவ்மெண்ட் தேவை இருக்கும். அதனால் ஒரு வாக்சினில் குறை கண்டுபிடிப்பது எளிது. அது யாரு கண்டுபிடித்தாலும்  சரி.

அமெரிக்கா வந்த புதிதில் இவர்கள் எல்லாம் ஓப்பன் மைண்டெட்னு நான் நினைத்ததுண்டு. ஆனால் அதே ஒப்பீனியன் எல்லாம் இன்றைக்கு இல்லை. நிறைய கழிவுகளும் இங்கே இருக்கிறது.

ஒரு மாணவன் சரியான பதில் எழுதி அதற்கு க்ரிடிட் கொடுக்காமல் இருந்த ப்ரஃபசரிடம் ஆர்க்யூ பண்ணி தோத்ததும் உண்டு. இங்கேயும் ஏகப்பட்ட முட்டாக்கூதிகளும் ப்ரபஸரா ஓட்டிக்கிட்டுத்தான் இருக்கானுக. அதனால மேலை நாட்டிலுள்ளவன் எல்லாம் ஓப்பன் மைண்டெட் நம்ம ஊர்லதான் எல்லார்ம் க்ளூஸ்ட் மைண்டெட்னு நினைக்கும் நினைப்பை சரி செய்தாகிவிட்டது. உலகம் முழுவதும் இதே எழவுதான்.

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"Can I ask you something?"

" About what? Your ass?"

"Ha ha ha, No!"

"I thought you are going to ask about your look. Thats what girls care about"

"I know I am beautiful and sexy"

"Dont get cocky, sweetheart"

"I am not. You only distracted me."

"Go ahead"

"You complain so much about US, then why are you here?"

"Good question. I am attracted to white chicks like you. That's why?"

"Ha ha ha"

"They are fucking hot and beautiful"

"So, you are saying you are living here just for fooling around with me"

"Yeah. You have got a problem with that?"

"You were happy with Suneeta too? Right?"

"How would you know?"

"So, you dumped her to get into my pants?"

"I made her to dump me because I dont think she ever loved me"

"What was it then?'

"Just infatuation or hormones or just girls need someone for security reason. They dont want to be lonely"

"Really?"

"They dont even know that. Thats the pity"

"So, you know everything about girls, huh?"

"Of course"

"You did not answer my question"

"Idk, I thought this country is better but I am not sure now"

"You realized after you became a naturalized citizen?'

"Yeah, it is too late. I am stuck here. I cant go back now"

 "You dont want to?"

"When I have a beautiful chick like you, why do I want to go back. May be if you dump me, I may"

"I am not going to dump you"

"You dont know. Every couple got married in US were in madly in love with each other. Later, love disappears, they get divorce, Right?"

"Where did the love go?"

"I think there was only a limited amount of love just like heavy metal like Gold. After sometime the love goes from an older couple to another new couple"

"Ha ha ha"

 "Caro! Earth revolves around Sun. Right?"

"Right"

"Sun revolves around what?"

"Milky way, they say"

"What is that? Are you kidding me?"

"No, it is a galaxy or something. Apparently Sun has to revolve around something. Right?"

"Yeah. if earth and all the planets revolves around something. Then sun has to revolve around something else"

"What do we have in Sun?"

"They say it has just mostly hydrogen and helium gases undergoing nuclear fusion  reactions and generating enormous heat. Hydrogen nucleus combine to for helium nucleus or alpha particle"

 "Helium nucleus or alpha particle?'

"He nucleus is alpha particle!"

"Is there radioactivity?"

"Of course, if we reach closer, we are dead"

"Is Sun God's creation?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Some people believe everything were created by God including Sun"

"Idk who created Sun but God was created by us. I am sure about that at least. So God evloved only after human evolved"

"Ha ha ha"

"It is true"

"There are lots of unknowns. Right?'

"Of course. So, everything is created by God and why?"

"Idk"

"OK, let me be fair. Earth is created by God. Fine, So be it. Why does God create, Jupiter, Venus, and Pluto?'

"Like I said, there are lots of unknowns"

"That answer will fit for any question. When there is an unknown, it can be answered as "God's will" . Only he knows why  or such bullshit"

"How did human come up with God, according to you?"

"Idk, out of fear? You think animals believe in God?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Why are you laughing bitch? It is a genuine question!"

"I dont know"

"What does Christianity or other religions say?'

"I think they believe animals are created for human use?"

"Really? Corona viruses are using human (lungs) for their use. Right? Lion and Tiger will feed their cubs with human flesh too. Animals are created for human use is BS. Humans are useful to animals too"

"One can believe whatever they want. Right?"

"It does not make any sense to me"

"That's your belief"

"I dont believe in anything"

"What?"

"Here is something for you. Let us say every element formed from hydrogen. How did hydrogen form?"

"Ha ha ha, God created it"

"OK, hydrogen or protons combines to form He nucleus and energy. What if all the hydrogen combined and formed He. Does He ever get cleaved to form Hydrogen nucleus in SUN as well? Otherwise, it seems like all hydrogens are getting consumed and He being generated. The proportion of He keep increasing..It is hard to maintain the ratio"

"God knows the answer"

"Stop it, Caro!"

"Why? God theory works for everything!"

"I want to know how hydrogen is always available in sun? Where does it come from? Do you have an answer?"

"I will look it up!"

"I looked it up. I could not find an answer. Good luck!"

"You are not the first one to think like that, I guess?"

"Did you think about it?"

"Of course not"

 "Why not?"

"Idk, you are just weird"

"Right"

 -to be continued 

Relax please

 




Saturday, August 15, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (32)

 முன்னுரை:

வாழ்க்கையில் என்ன உங்களூக்கு வேணும்? எதுவுமே கிடைக்காதவரைக்கும் அதன் மதிப்பு அதிகம். கிடைத்துவிட்டால்? No big deal.

அமெரிக்கா வரனும்

வந்தாச்சு

க்ரீன் கார்ட் வாங்கனும்

வாங்கியாச்சு

சிட்டிசன் ஆகனும்

ஆயாச்சு.

இப்போ சந்தோசமா இருக்கியா? பிரச்சினைகள் இல்லையா?

அதுதான் இல்லை. 

இன்னும் அதே புலம்பல்தான்

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நல்ல வேலை வேனும்?

நல்ல வேலை, 6 டிஜிட் சாலரி வேலை கெடைச்சாச்சு

நல்ல கார் வாங்கனும்

லெக்சஸ் இல்லைனா ஒரு பெண்ஸ் வாங்கியாச்சு

இப்போ சந்தோசமா இருக்கியா? பிரச்சினைகள் இல்லையா?

அதுதான் இல்லை. இன்னும் புலம்பல்தான்

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கல்யாணம் பண்ணினால் இவளப்போல ஒரு ஹாட் கேர்லத்தான் கட்டனும்.

எப்படியோ அவள கல்யாணம் செய்தாச்சு

அவளோட வாழவும் செஞ்சாச்சு.

இப்போ சந்தோசமா இருக்கியா?

அவள் இப்போ மாறிட்டா, இல்லையா? she is not that hot girl anymore. Right?

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இதெல்லாம் நம்மைச் சுத்தி நடக்கும் உண்மை சம்பவங்கள். Thats what life is all about

As you can see, NEVER ENOUGH! Until you die!.

 திருப்தி கெடையாது. 

புத்தர் புரிந்து கொண்டார்.No matter what you get, it is never enough. He tried to explain. These hindu religious mother fuckers tried to make him as villain too! Anybody goes against their stupid religious beliefs, they will make him as a villain. It does not matter whether it is Budhdha or Jesus or Gandhi or Periyaar.

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"Caro! Do you know, I like Jesus?"

"I did not think you would like Christianity"

"Hey, I like Jesus I said, because he realized we are all sinners. I never said I like Christianity. I am supposed to be a Hindu. Because my parents were Hindus. I don't like hinduism either. That's for fucking Brahmin morons! They are all brain-dead"

"Why?"

"I dont know. They are all full of garbage. I dont understand their extreme fanaticism towards this religion. It is just another fucking religion with full of bullshit if you analyze it carefully "

"Every religion falls in that category"

"Of course. I never said other religions are better."

"Why do you like Jesus?"

"I told you, bitch. He realized that we are all sinners including Jesus himself"

"He never said, he was a sinner as far as I know"

"He was born and brought up here. He did not die as a newborn. Right?"

"Yes?"

"I dont see how can anyone have a life without doing sins. It is as simple as that"

"What do you mean?"

"Did he eat meat or fish ever?"

"He may have"

"Is that not a sin? Killing animals and eating them? Everyone wants to live. Nobody has a right to kill other life whether it is animal or bacteria. So, Jesus can not be someone who never committed any sin because he was surviving in the world"

"People might get offended"

"I know. I have nothing against him. All I am saying is it is impossible to live without committing sins. It is possible only if you die as a newborn"

"People those who born and die as newborn are not sinners at least?"

"They did not harm anybody yet, right? Knowingly?"

"So, according to you, you harm someone unknowingly, it is not a sin?"

"Well, thats what I think. You are going for jogging. You step on a bug and killing it but you did not know you killed that. How can anybody can blame you?"

"I see, what you mean"

 "Here is a situation. I was in the Coffee room, two girls in the next conference room.They were screaming. I went in, and checked what the hell is going on.  it was Michelle and Lisa. They were screaming because there was a cockroach on the floor.. Michelle is saying, "Oh my God, it is disgusting". She wanted to get rid of it. I had to step on it and kill that. I did it saying I am murdering a poor life today"

"You killed it?" 

"I stepped on it and killed it. The point is, not about killing. The reaction from Michelle. She was keep saying it is DISGUSTING. I was thinking it is just another being in the earth. Some cockroach might find that attractive and make love with that. But for humans like Michelle, it is disgusting. May be cockroach will find Michelle as disgusting monster. We dont care about what a cockroach is thinking. You should have seen her reaction"

"People will laugh at you if you say cockroach might find Michelle a disgusting monster" 

"Do I care?"

"Of course you dont"

"Thats what white people did during slavery. They found black people as disgusting. They treated them like animals. Right? But they had sex with some black girls and had mixed race children"

"Ha ha ha"

"It is happening even in India. The so called high class guy will not mind having sex with so called low class girls. I never understand this"

"What about untouchability?"

"According to this idiots, fucking is not touching. It is just fucking I guess"

"Ha ha ha, you are hilarious"

"It is true, they wont touch the low-class people, find disgusting but they will fuck them. IDIOTS!!"

"What will they say if you ask them?"

"I dont fucking know. They may say, they dont know what is fucking. They will come up with some lies. They can't think. I told you, they are all brain-dead!"

-to be continued

Relax please