Showing posts with label coronovirus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coronovirus. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (50)

Corona virus in India! Big mistake!

Indians seem to think, it is all over and that we outfought the virus! Not many cases around us, they say! People are making fun if someone is wearing a mask!!

The problem is..

It happened in Italy, Spain. It went up and came down for few months. After a break the second infection started much more aggressively. It killed much more people than people got killed during the first infection.

Same thing happened in France!

Same thing happened in USA!

Same thing  happened in UK! 

Germany, Russia! 

That's the trend we saw. 

India is not an exception to that?!

People in India "overlooking" that. Reason could be for survival. It is hard to shut down everything and live. It is impossible? If that is the case, I understand.

If you think that it is over. Then you are making a big mistake!

It is quite possible India will have a HUGE number of cases and DEATHS soon. I wish I am wrong!

It is your life! Live happily or die "bravely"!

Who am I to advise you to live or die?!! Yeah, it is your life!

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"என்னடி கரோ! எப்படி இருக்க?"

"போடா!"

"What?"

"Ha ha ha"

" How did you learn Tamil, bitch?"

 "Vani taught me"

"That bitch!"

"Dont call everyone as bitch. Your bitch is just me" 

" What else she taught you?"

"She taught me how to keep love life interesting"

"How is that?"

 "I cant reveal everything to you. It is between girls."

"You talk about sex with her?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I can never talk about sex with another guy. It is impossible"

"Really?!! Why?"

"I dont know. Is that weird?"

I dont know. Probably not"

"What did she taught you?" 

"She explained me why Indian marriages are not breaking and such"

"Ha Ha ha. Thats funny"

"It is not"

"That was history, Caro. WAKE UP!  It is all fucked up now!"

"Really?" 

" Today, everything got fucked up in India. Once women got financial independence in India, Indian marriages are fragile. Women want to be fooling around, drink, smoke just like fucking men. "

"Why?"

"They earned their financial freedom you see! They try making a good contribution to fuck up the Indian culture. Honestly marrying a white chick would be better than marrying a half-baked Indian bimbo"

"Oh, that's why you are behind my ass?"

"Of course, now you have got a reason for dumping me?"

"Fuck you!"

"I have a question"

"About Vani?"

"No, it is about biology"

"What?"

"Lately there is a conspiracy theory that Covid-19 is a man-made virus"

"Ha Ha Ha Made in China. Right?"

"The chinese say it was made in USA. Let us not worry about that. How do you make a virus in the lab?"

"Good question!"

"I want answer bitch!"

"I really dont know whether they will make it from a scratch or mutate another virus"

"I tried to look it up. It is unclear to me"

"I think they try to introduce few harmful genes in a virus"

"I see. Let us see the russian vaccine Sputnik V"

"Sputnik V?"

"Did you know the Russian vaccine works well and people in the west now accepting that Russian did not lie about it?"

"Really?"

"There was an article in British journal or something?"

"Who said that?"

"READ THIS!"

The Russian coronavirus vaccine, Sputnik V, was 92 percent effective at preventing symptomatic illness in a large clinical trial, robust protection that puts it in line with top vaccines developed in the United States and Europe, according to results published in a peer-reviewed journal Tuesday.

 "So? It works?"

"Thats what the experts say now!"

"It really does work?"

"Yes, it does Caro! Any way, let me get to the point. You know Sputnik vaccine has AD-23 and ADS and both of them are harmless viruses"

"Right?"

"They added the gene which can make the spike protein of Covid-19 into the genome of AD-23 and ADS" 

"So?"

"OK, Can I say,  AD-23 and ADS are now genetically modified viruses? Does it make any sense?"

"It does"

"The same strategy can be used to make new "Covid-19"!"

'Nobody has any proof supporting that man-made virus claim"

"Idk, some people believe it was made in China. Some scientist from west believe"

"It does not matter. We have to get the vaccine and we got"

"Did you get your second dose of pfizer vaccine?"

"Tomorrow"

"You might get mild fever?"

"Did you get?"

"No, I did not. My upper arm was sore, thats all"

"Then why would I get fever for the second dose?"

"Most of the people get fever, Caro"

"Why did not you get?"

"You know what? I strongly believe I got infected by Covid-19 in the very beginning itself?"

"When?"

"I think this virus was around from Jan 2020. We started realizing only in the beginning of March 2020"

"If you were infected already?"

"If I was infected by this virus already, my immune system already dealt with spike protein and it is not new to my immune system. So, Vaccine might not have a huge effect"

"Idk, it is hard to say"

"Indians claim they achieved herd immunity"

"Really? Is it possible?"

"I think it is quite possible. It is hard to control the spread of virus in India They are trying to justify why they have less cases unlike west"

"So ? Indian has achieved herd immunity?"

"Idk, Caro. We have to wait and see.It is puzzling to me. No matter what, we cant do anything about it."

"Right!"

"Why dont you invite the chick, Vani?"

"Why?"

"I want to tell her not to lie to you about how great Indian culture is"

"So? You want to take her on, and harass her?"

"NO! I just want to open her eyes and  see the world"

"No, I am not going to introduce her to you!"

"Why?"

"Because you may annoy her and she will break up my friendship"

"Come on!"

-to be continued


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Thursday, July 30, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (27)

முன்னுரை:

வாழ்க்கைச் சக்கரம் சுழன்று கொண்டே போகிறது. இன்று நமக்கு முக்கியமாக இருப்பவங்க 10 வருடம் அப்புறம் இருப்பதில்லை. ஒரு சிலர் உயிருடனேயே இருப்பதில்லை. நம்ம "ப்ரையாரிட்டி" மாறுது. நட்பு வட்டம் மாறுது. தேவைகள் மாறுது.

அமெரிக்காவில் பலருக்கு பார்ட்னெர் அல்லது ஸ்பவ்ஸ் மாறி இருப்பாங்க, கேர்ள் ஃப்ரெண்ட் பாய் ஃப்ரெண்ட் மாறி இருப்பாங்க. ப்ளாக்ர் யூஸ் பண்ணியவன் ஃபேஸ் புக், ட்விட்டர்னு போயிடுவானுக. ப்ளாக் எழுதினவன் எல்லாம் இப்போ குமுதம் விகடன்னு எழுதுற நிலைக்கு மாறி இருப்பாங்க. இபோலா, சார்க் வைரச் பிரச்சினை போயி இப்போ கொரோனா வைரஸ் பெரிய பிரச்சினியா நிக்கிது.

இன்னும் 10 வருடத்தில் என்ன ஆகும்? கொரோனா வைரஸ்க்கு வாக்சின் இருக்கும். அதனால இது ஒண்ணும் பெரிய த்ரெட் இல்லைனு ஆயிடும். வேற ஏதாவது புது வைரஸ் அல்லது பாக்டீரியாவோட போராடிக்கிட்டு இருப்போம். ஆக புதுப் புது பிரச்சினைகள் வந்துகொண்டுதான் இருக்கும்.
 

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"Hey Caro! Why is your President promoting Hydroxychloroquine, which apparently does not fight against this virus?"

"I think he says that he believes it works"

"Well, there is lot of such beliefs are there in India, right now. We can't argue with believers"

"My President? Why did you say that?""

"I thought you were a fan of him during apprentice time?"

"I was not"

"I think Sunita was"

"Really? What did she like about him?"

"Who cares? It is hard for me to understand when a girl likes a guy?"

"Ha ha ha"

"What is so funny, white bitch?"

"I like you"

"I never understand why you like me either"

"Because you call me a white bitch"

"Ha ha ha"

"Seriously. It never happens with white or black guys"

"How will they call you? "Honey" or "Sweetheart" I guess.

"They will not call me white bitch for sure"

"Are they so fake?"

"They try not to offend girls and so they lie a lot. Fake? You could say that"

"When will they talk the truth?"

"When they are prepared for "break up" or a "divorce"

"Hey, you are becoming wiser. Can I take the credit for it?"

"Of course"

 "I watched "Hell on Wheels""

"You liked it?"

"It is kind of western serial. I sort of liked it first two seasons. Then it sucks as usual"

"What is it about?"

"How they built the railroad those days. Seems like they used the black people and cheap chinese people as well to build the railroad. White guys are amazing. They know how to get the job done"

"There must have been lots of crime behind"

"Lot of  crimes. Truth is always ugly. Everything looks great when you don't dig deep, Caro"

"Who created this series?"

"Hell on wheels? Idk some heartless mother fucker, who likes lynching women and children in the name of fucking law. It is awful Caro"

"You could watch it though?"

"They call this as western. They kill one white chick and bring another one to make it up. It goes on like that"

"You liked it or not?"

"Idk, it is not like William Munny's show in Unforgiven"

"There was another western classic, Lonesome Dove. Right?"

"I loved that. Though it has some lynching. This is nowhere close to that"

"Hmm"

"All the murdering bastards live but someone who has little morals are getting killed. What a fuck up!"

"Seems like you hated it"

"Someone anti-american must have created this series. It gives a very bad feeling about what Americans are"

"Hmm"

"I thought I liked it. Then I dig a little bit, all I see is, all the bastards live long in this series. May be that is what the message is."

"What is it?"

"Life is not fair. Ugly people survive. Good people die"

"May be that is the reality"

"Well, if that is the reality, I dont want to live in real life. I rather live in a fantasy world, happily"

"Fantasy world, huh?"

"I like fantasy world. Real world is filled with ugly people"

"How many seasons you watched anyway?"

"4/5 five almost done. It is getting worse and worse. The hero gets uglier and uglier as it goes on. But the girls are amazing"

"White chicks, huh?"

"They are humane unlike these bastards"

"Cute like me?"

"Not as good as you are. You are the best!"

"Ha ha ha. You said you dont lie"

"I dont, bitch!"

"Ha ha ha, Who is the creator?"

"Some Gayton brothers. Some sick motherfuckers"

"Is that a true story?"

"True stories are unfair but trust me, it cant be as bad as this mother fucker's creation. It stinks."

"Ha ha ha"

"Why the world is getting worse and worse? Filled with ugly people?"

"May be India is a better place"

"They are competing with US now. Not only in Coronavirus infection but in every fucking way"

"Hmm"

"I watched a Delhi murder recently. A 25-year old guy is stabbed and killed by three teenage punks ruthlessly., when thousands of dick-less Cowards are walking around. Never have seen any murder like that. India is all completely fucked up. There is no Budda or Gandhi anymore. It is filled with sick murdering bastards and cowardly sons of bitches. It is certainly not better than today's US"

"Was it always like that?"

"Idk, Caro. That video clip circulating around shows what Indians are today."

"Were they better then?"

"I dont think so. I think this is how they live, always. That is how British took over India. Because they dont care what is happening around or to someone around you. Murder or Rape. They just want to save their cowardly ass and eventually they become a victim another day"

"But western people have good opinion on them?"

"People are ignorant. They are hopeless. I think there is a reason this Caronovirus visited us"

"What s it?"

"They can handle them better than animals or guns or bombs. Invisible enemy"

"Ha ha ha"

-to be continued

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