Friday, April 16, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (53)

 கொரோனா வைரஸ் ஸ்டேட்டஸ் இந்தியா!

எதிர் பார்த்தது போலவே, இந்தியாவில் சக்கண்ட் வேவ் முதல் அலையைவிட பெரிதாகத்தான் இருக்கு. உயிரிழப்பு கம்மியா இருப்பதுபோல் தெரிகிறது. எனக்கென்னவோ ஒரு வழியா எல்லா நாட்டிலுமே ஒரே முடிவுக்குத்தான் வர்ராங்க. எத்தனை நாளைக்குத்தான் பயந்து பயந்து வாழ்றது? அன்லக்கி னா சாகிறான். நம்ம லக்கி.

இந்த கொரோனா வைரஸ் காலத்தில் அப்பப்போ ஏதாவது எழுதிட்டுப் போறது நல்லது. இல்லைனா இவனும் சமாதியாயிட்டான்னு முடிவுக்கு வந்திடுவானுக. ஆனால் ஒண்ணு நான் எல்லாம் செத்தால் அவன் அவன் கொண்டாடுவானுக! :)

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"Hi Caro!"

"Tell me"

"Did I ever tell you, why I love you so much?"

"Ha ha ha Why?"

"It is not because you are beautiful"

"ha ha ha. So I am beautiful?""

"Listen bitch! It is not that you have a sexy ass"

"Go on, I am listening"

"You dont talk nonsense like other girls do"

"Like what?"

"You know when girls are in love and their hormones are up, they talk lot of trash. Worse than a drunkard"

"Suneeeta?"

"No, leave her alone, darling. In general, girls are like that. Then after sometime, they will ask the same person with whom they thought they were madly in love, "Who the fuck are you?"

"I dont think so"

"Hey, they do. You dont need to defend every girl's bullshit.  OK?"

"Of course, I won't"

"I am not going to defend all men either. Every fucking man is different. So are every fucking girl. Just because you and her has a pussy, you dont need to defend every fucking girl in the world"

"OMG, Are you ok?"

"I dont know. May be I want you to hate me"

"Well, I will try"

"It is easy"

"How?"

"I will tell you later. Check this out, Sowmya gave me a ride"

"Really?"

"Yeah I was walking out of Starbucks, and she was just getting on in her car and she gave me a ride"

"You did not drive there?"

"No, it is just couple of miles away from my home, I just walked there. So, she offered me a ride"

"I wonder why?"

"She has bought a new BMW. A big one"

"Ha ha ha"

"I think she wanted to show me her car and that she wanted to tell me that she could afford such a big luxury car"

"She gave you a ride because of that?"

"You know people are funny. Just being rich never makes anybody happy. They have got to show others that they are rich. Only that makes them happy"

"Really?"

"I am serious Caro! Thats what makes her happy"

 

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/2019_BMW_330e_M_Sport.jpg/280px-2019_BMW_330e_M_Sport.jpg 

 "You could afford one too. I mean if you prioritize that. You can afford a BMW or a Mercedes"

"Well, I am not going to buy one. It is just waste of money. And then I dont want to give ride others either"

" I dont believe your theory though"

"It is very normal Caro. People want to show others what they can afford and what they are capable of. Thats what make them happy"

"I dont know"

"Only silly things make big people happy"

"Anything wrong with that?"

"I dont know. It does not matter to me what she can afford. Well, I am worse than her"

"Why?"

"I did not ask anything about her new car?"

"YOU DID NOT?" 

"I talked about other things during the ride and said thank you after the ride"

"You think she was upset?"

"Probably. She may have thought that I was rude or discourteous"

"May be you are"

"People are silly, Caro. I am becoming very very selfish these day"

"Well, how so?"

"Idk, probably I am becoming sadistic"

"Was that sadistic?"

"Of course. I think I was impolite but she cant complain"

"So, you are telling me, she gave you a ride to just show her car"

"Yes, that is what I am telling. Who needed a fucking ride anyway? I will be happier walking home in this nice weather"

"Then, why did you accept?"

"Yeah, I should have said that I dont need a ride"

"You could have been nicer"

"How?"

"You could have said that it was a nice car"

"I told you, I am becoming sadistic these days"

"You are nice to me."

"Idk how long that is going to last"

"For ever"

"Hi, why do people get blood clot when they get vaccinated?"

"J and J vaccine?"

"Yeah, the Astrazneca vaccine has similar problems as well"

"We got Pfizer vaccine"

"So, mRNA does not precipitate but the adeno viruses precipitate out in our blood?"

"It is one in million or something. Right?"

"They paused J &J vaccine in US now! Idk how many people will be ready to take it if they restart"

"Men dont have such problem. Right?"

"Yeah, may be they should give this J&J vaccine to men only. These fucking idiots cant think. They could have continued J &J just vaccinating men"

"No men had issues?"

"Not this blood clot problems. Only women have had issues"

 - to be continued

Relax please




Wednesday, March 17, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (52)

 நியூ யார்க் கவர்னர், ஆன்ட்ரூ கோமோ வம்பில மாட்டிக் கொண்டார். மீ டூ மூவ்மெண்ட் அவரை ஒரு வழி பண்ணாம விடாது. என்ன பண்ணினார்? அவர் ஆஃபிஸ்ல வேலை பார்த்த 25, 30 வயதுப் பெண்களிடம் ஃப்ளர்ட் பண்ணி இருக்கார். இவருக்கு வயது 63.

இவரு உண்மையிலேயே தப்பா நடந்து கொண்டாரா?

இப்போ இவர் flirt பண்ணிய பொண்ணுங்க, இவருக்கு க்ரீன் சிக்னல் காட்டி, இவரோட டேட் பண்ணி இவரை கல்யாணம் பண்ணிக்கொண்டால் அது லீகல். யாரும் எதுவும் சொல்ல முடியாது. அப்படி இல்லைனு ஆகும்போது அது செக்ஸுவல் ஹராஸ்மென்ட்.

அப்போ ஒரு பெண் விரும்புகிறாளா? இல்லை நெக்ஸ்ட் லெவ்லுக்கு வருவாளா?னு எப்படி தெரிந்துகொள்வது, ஃப்ளர்ட் பண்ணாமல்?!! இது யாருக்குமே புரியாத புதிர்!

அனேகமாக இவர் கவர்னர் பதவி காலிதான்! பொறுத்து இருந்து பாருங்க! 

நம்ம ஷேம்லெஸ் ட்ரம்ப் ஒரு ஆள்தான் இதிலிருந்து தப்பிக்க முடியும். You can grab them by their pussy (unknown women) because we are celebrity, He said!! He shamelessly admitted that too!! He was not ashamed of it! People who voted for him especially women, did not care either! Why do you care?!!   

Well, தப்பிச்சு என்ன பண்ண இப்போ?  ப்ரசிடென்ஸி பறி போயிடுச்சே!

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நக்கீரனில் ஒரு செய்தி!

திருமணமான பெண்ணுடன் முறையற்ற தொடர்பு; மகனின் செயலால் தந்தையும், அண்ணனும் தூக்கிட்டு தற்கொலை!

நாமக்கல் அருகே, திருமணமான பெண்ணுடன் 21 வயது இளைஞர் ஓட்டம் பிடித்ததால் அவமானம் தாங்காமல் தந்தையும், அண்ணனும் தூக்கிட்டு தற்கொலை செய்து கொண்டனர்.

நாமக்கல் மாவட்டம் புதுச்சத்திரம் அருகே உள்ள களங்காணியை சேர்ந்தவர் சுப்ரமணி (57). இவருக்கு சங்கர் (25), கிருஷ்ணன் (21) ஆகிய இரு மகன்கள் உள்ளனர். மகன்கள் குழந்தைகளாக இருந்தபோதே சுப்ரமணியின் மனைவி இறந்து விட்டார்.

இந்நிலையில் சுப்ரமணி, சேந்தமங்கலம் அருகே முத்துகாப்பட்டியில் மகன்களுடன் தங்கி, அப்பகுதியில் உள்ள ஒரு செங்கல் சூளையில் வேலை செய்து வந்தார். இதே சூளையில், சேலத்தைச் சேர்ந்த பாஸ்கர் என்பவரும் அவருடைய மனைவி சத்யாவும் வேலை செய்து வந்தனர்.

 

சுப்ரமணியை காண்பதற்காக அடிக்கடி செங்கல் சூளைக்கு அவருடைய இரண்டாவது மகன் கிருஷ்ணன் சென்று வந்தார். இதில், சூளையில் வேலை செய்து வந்த சத்யாவுடன் பழக்கம் ஏற்பட்டது. அவர்களுக்குள் நட்பு இறுகி, நாளடையில் நெருக்கமான தொடர்பாக மாறியது.

இதையறிந்த பாஸ்கர், இதுபற்றி சுப்ரமணியிடம் சொல்லி மகனை கண்டித்து வைக்கும்படி கூறியுள்ளார். இதனால் அவர்களுக்குள் தகராறு ஏற்பட்டுள்ளது. இந்நிலையில், கிருஷ்ணனும், சத்யாவும் பிப். 26ம் தேதி திடீரென்று தலைமறைவாயினர்.

இருவரையும் பல இடங்களில் தேடியும் தகவல்கள் இல்லை. இதுகுறித்து பாஸ்கர் சேந்தமங்கலம் காவல்நிலையத்தில் புகார் அளித்தார். அதன்பேரில்   காவல்துறையினர், சுப்ரமணி மற்றும் அவருடைய மூத்த மகனிடம் வீட்டிற்கே சென்று நேரில் விசாரணை நடத்தினார்.

இந்நிலையில், செங்கல் சூளை அருகே உள்ள ஒரு மரத்தில் சுப்ரமணியும், சங்கரும் தூக்கிட்டு தற்கொலை செய்து கொண்டது சனிக்கிழமை (பிப். 27) காலையில் தெரிய வந்தது. இதுகுறித்து தகவல் அறிந்த காவல்துறையினர்,  சம்பவ இடம் விரைந்து வந்து சடலங்களை கைப்பற்றினர். உடற்கூராய்வுக்காக சடலங்கள் நாமக்கல் அரசு மருத்துவமனைக்கு அனுப்பி வைக்கப்பட்டது.

திருமணமான பெண்ணுடன் மகன் ஓட்டம் பிடித்ததாலும், வீட்டிற்குச் சென்று காவல்துறையினர் விசாரணை நடத்தியதாலும் அவமானம் தாங்காமல் தந்தையும், மகனும் தற்கொலை செய்து கொண்டது விசாரணையில் தெரிய வந்தது. இந்த சம்பவம் அப்பகுதியில் சோகத்தை ஏற்படுத்தி உள்ளது. 

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 அடப் பாவிகளா! 

மகன் தப்பா நடந்துட்டான்!

 தம்பி தப்பா நடந்துட்டான்!

 எங்கள்  மானம் போயிடுச்சு!  னு  ரெண்டு பேரும் தொங்கீட்டீங்களா!!

மானம்தான் முக்கியம்னு இன்னும் நம்ம ஊர்ல இதுபோல் கவரிமான்கள் வாழ்றதை நினைத்து பெருமை அடைகிறதா?  இல்லைனா இவர்களுக்காக அழறதா? என்னனு எனக்கு விளங்கலை!

தூரத்தில் இருந்து பார்க்கும் நமக்கு இதெல்லாம் புரியாது. அவன் அவனுக்கு அவன் அவன் பிரச்சினை! இதை எல்லாம் இதுபோல் விமர்சிக்கிறதே தப்புனுதான் தோனுது!

 எனக்கு புரியாத பகுதி இதுதான்!

ஆமா, மீ டூ சமூகம் இதுபோல் தகாத உறவில் இன்வால்வ் ஆகும் திருமணம் ஆன பெண்களைப் பத்தி என்ன விமர்சனம் செய்வாங்க?

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Coronavirus cases and death rate is INCREASING in India just like any other country. After a break, the cases are increasing. It is not over yet!

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"I don't understand this,Caro"

"What?"

"Rudy Giuliani, former Trump's lawyer, is a very conservative guy!  but"

"But what?"

"You know his daughter, Caroline Giuliani?"

 Rudy Giuliani's daughter reveals she loves having THREESOMES with couples  and says group sex 'makes me a better person'

 

 

"Ha ha ha"

"Why are you laughing?"

"She is bisexual and liberal"

"Did he disown her for that?"

"NO! He still loves his daughter"

"Did he learn anything from her sexual orientation?"

"Nope. He will never learn"

"Dick Cheney's daughter also got into same-sex marriage"

"Yeah, Mary Cheney" 

"He did not learn anything from her either. I dont understand"

"What do you want them to do?"

"They should not preach against LGBTQ or same-sex marriage. Right?"

"Well.." 

"Is that not simple?"

"It is simple for you but not for them"

"I think they are really really fucked up. Life is simple if you understand others and respect others' feelings"

"Well why do you think I love you?"

"Because I am kissing your ass?" 

"Ha ha ha. Besides that you could think unlike them"

"Why it is so hard to think?"

"I really dont know"

"The whole world is fake. Hypocrisy everywhere. People are selfish and ugly"

"Whats wrong?"

"I dont know. Why people live a fake life?"

"They are comfortable with it?"

"True, I dont lie because I am not comfortable. Some people are lying because they cant face the truth"

"You are taking a simple fact and complicating it"

"I am not complicating, bitch. People are complicated"

"You know what?"

"What?"

"They cant understand  you either"

"What do you mean?"

"They will say "How can someone not believe in God? It is so obvious God exists" 

"Ha ha ha , You got me white bitch"

"You are just comfortable not believing. Believing makes their life easy"

"Whatever"

 "Just believe in God. He will take care of  everything"

"Right"

"They seriously do that"

"Well, this does not take us anywhere. I checked out Australia covid-19 cases. Almost no death now!"

"How did they manage?'

"It is a mystery. I could not make any sense out of it"

"Why?"

"Russia is reporting lots of cases now. USA, UK. Spain. Italy were hit hard. Even Brazil got hit hard but Australia got away with it"

"Russia is trying to sell their vaccine to other countries when their own people are dying"

"That's odd. Here also people say they only want pfizer vaccine. Any vaccine should be fine"

"Anything comes out of US is better the world thinks"

"They can take COVAXIN, the Indian-made vaccine"

 "How did they make it, any way"

 "They give the inactivated virus as a vaccine"

"How do they inactivate the virus?"

"I was reading this New York Times article. Let me try explain you white bitch! You act as if you dont know"

 "Ha ha ha. Teach me. I get a better understanding when you teach me!"

 "Here is the virus! The outer red spikes are spike protein. The inner yellow-red-blue-black molecule is the RNA genome of the virus. The inner red portion is the "gene" which gets translated to the spike protein

"Hold on! Gene supposed to be  a DNA?"

"Not always. It can be an RNA too. When we say gene, we always think that it is a piece of DNA but here the virus has an RNA-genome. It is an RNA virus. It does not have any DNA in it. So the gene is  also a piece of RNA"


https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/2020/12/05/how-coronavirus-vaccines-work/a601343e6bd9b69aafc63107b34c9715e3bad163/2-virion-600.png
Corona virus. RNA genome is in the center (wavy part), the spike protein (RED SPIKES) are projecting outside in the periphery

"Ok, go on!"

"First they isolate the coronavirus (the real one)  and make more copies of the virus, carefully."

"How do they do that? How do you make more copies of real virus?"

"Well, you need to replicate the virus using a host cell. Viruses can not replicate by themselves. They can infect more human beings and make multiple copies. Right?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I read an early paper from University of Bern in Switzerland, came out in Nature (the journal). The title goes, "Rapid reconstruction of SARS-CoV-2 using a synthetic genomics platform". They used the yeast host cells (Saccharomyces cerevisiae) to make more of these viruses. I really dont know what is the latest development."

"What does that nature paper say?"

"Now multiple copies of viruses had been made (they replicated the virus) using a DNA clone"

"DNA clone?"

"Yes,  the DNA clone of RNA genome was added into the yeast genome by transformation. Once you incorporate the DNA genome of the virus onto the DNA genome of the Yeast, you could make more viruses. Actually the viruses literally are MADE BY HUMAN right here!!!"

"DNA clone? For an RNA virus? It has an RNA genome?"

"Yes, I believe, you have a sense RNA as genome, in Coronavirus right? We can make or "encode" the corresponding double stranded DNA synthetically with a sense and anti sense stand. From that DNA clone, the sense strand of RNA genome will be made by a  T7 RNA polymerase from the man-made DNA"

"You need to explain me. So they make this virus from a DNA genome?" 

"Yes, the RNA genome can not be incorporated easily. So they make corresponding DNA genome, may be by using PCR, then they insert the DNA genome into the Yeast genome. Now they use T7 RNA polymerase to make the RNA genome"

"Interesting"

"Come here!'

"What?"

"You look hot in this skirt"

"Your hormones are up regulated?'

"May be but it is you who is the catalyst here for up regulation my hormones" 

"So, I turned on your hormones?'

"Not you, your lips, your hump and all your corners.."

"Humps?"

"You know what it is?"

"From "my humps"?"

"Yeah, I think hump is your butt and lump is your tits"

"Ha ha ha, you figured"

"Dont spank me"

"Does it hurt darling?"

"It never hurts. Are we going to continue this discussion or not?"

"OK, where were we?" 

"You said they use the DNA clone of the genome"

"The yeast has  all the genes of coronavirus in its genome. Now when you express the genes using T7 RNA polymerase, you would make multiple copies of the coronavirus"

"OK, now the virus has been made successfully, artificially? Whats next?

"First let us understand how our immune system responds when this virus gets into our body or any host cells"

"OK?"

"Once the virus tries to get into our cells (lung cells), our immune system responds. Remember! 99% people's immune system outfights the virus. However 1/100 death is huge. We can not offord to lose those many people"

"How does our immune system responds"

"Three kinds of immune cells work together, APC (antibody-producing cells), Helper T cells and B cells work to make antibodies against this virus. I am sure there may be more cells involved but mainly three"

"How?"

"When any antigen or pathogen or virus gets into our body, they enter the cells by binding on the cells. They have to go find a spot where they can interact and  enter into the cell. Now the immune cell APC, eats it and breaks into pieces, one of the piece is spike protein. It feeds that to a helper T-cell. Now helper T-cell takes that to B-cell. The latter is capable of making antibodies. The antibodies will be a    good receptor for spike protein. Now spike protein of virus goes and binds on the antibodies which is on the surface of B-cells, now B-cells and other cells will kill the viruses"

"Only immune cell can kill them?" 

"Normal lung cells can not kill them and they can not carry antibodies either I believe"

 

 

https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/2020/12/05/how-coronavirus-vaccines-work/a601343e6bd9b69aafc63107b34c9715e3bad163/5-apc-sinovac-600.png
APC (Antibody producing cell) (middle)  takes on the virus (top) and kills it and breaking down the macromolecules and feeding the spike protein to a Helper T-cell (which is in the bottom)

 

 

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Helper-T cell (top) got the spike protein (red spike)  from APC cell and feeding that spike protein to B-cells (bottom) and B-cells making the antibodies (red-color Y-shaped molecules on the surface) which can bind on the spike protein and can kill the virus!

 

"So, How does the covaxin work?"

"Well, I started explaining the immune system. It goes on and on. I will have to take a break, Caro!"

 "Let us do some "f" stuff"

"What is it?"

"Fun stuff"

"I thought something else"

"Ha ha ha"

-to be continued

Relax please










 

 


 


Tuesday, March 2, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க (51)

இந்தியாவில் மஹாராஷ்டிராவில் சின்ன ஸ்பைக் (கொரோனா வைரஸ் கேஸ்) ஏற்பட்டுள்ளதாக சொல்றாங்க. பார்க்கலாம், இது எல்லா மாநிலங்களுக்கும் தாவுதா இல்லை, அதோட அடங்குதா என்று.

யு எஸ் ல 500,000 உயிரிழப்புகள். யு கே வில் 124,000! ரஷ்யாவிலும் ஏகப்பட்ட கேஸ்கள் மற்றும் உயிரிழப்புகள். இவ்வளவுக்கும் யு கே ல மற்றும் ரஸ்யாவில்  வாக்சின் அட்மினிஸ்டர் செய்து இரண்டு மாதங்கள் ஆகிவிட்டது.

சைனாவில் என்ன நடக்குதுனு தெரியலை. ஜப்பான், சவுத் கொரியா போன்ற நாடுகளில் ஓரளவுக்கு மோசம் இல்லை. ஆஸ்திரேலியாவில் பரவாயில்லைனு சொல்றாங்க.

வாக்சின் எடுத்தாலும் மாஸ்க் போட சொல்றாங்க- இங்கே யு எஸ் ல. 

ஏன்னா வாக்சின் எடுத்தவர்கள் வைரஸை பரப்ப முடியும் என்கிறார்கள்.

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"When are we going to have normal life again, Caro?"

"Not soon. May be never"

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"I dont see things getting normal for another year at least"

"What if everyone got vaccinated?"

"That will take another year"

"Why?"

"Somehow our organization found a way to get us vaccinated. Healthy people are not getting  vaccinated now. It is going to take a while for everyone to get vaccinated in US"

"Some people do not want to get vaccinated even after they were given that opportunity. About 30% people. So, everybody getting vaccinated is out of the question"

"Well I mean most of us"

"Another year?!"

"Now they say Johnson and Johnson vaccine also needs two doses. We also have the variant/mutant problems. I dont know"

"No, they changed it. It is one shot, it is approved too. I wonder, Are we giving too much importance to this virus?" "

"Yes we are because it is killing people. Not every one but it has killed half a million people in US. This virus is certainly dangerous. It is killing young people too but not as many. We really have to take this virus seriously"

"Check this out! The deer population in UK is raising. And there is going to be Deer culling in UK!"

"Really?!" 

"Fucking humans!! Deers become a "threat" to humans and so they are going to kill all  innocent deers. They just live their life. Fucking humans dont like that. They are going to kill them all!! Is that not terrible! BTW I hate fucking deer hunters!"

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Deer culling in Britain: what’s the problem and why are deer culled?

The UK's deer population is believed to be at its highest level for 1,000 years, with some two million deer in our countryside and semi-urban areas. Here is our expert guide on deer culling, including why and where it is done and the species of deer found in the UK.

What is the problem with deer?

  • £4.5m: The cost of damage caused by deer to plantations and other commercial woodlands, according to the Forestry Commission of Scotland.
  • 8,000 hectares: The area of woodland with Site of Special Scientific Interest (SSSI) status that is currently in ‘unfavourable’ or ‘recovering’ condition due to deer impacts. This is likely to represent a fraction of the real picture, according to the Parliamentary Office for Science and Technology (POST). “Deer can affect the age diversity of a woodland, resulting in a fall in numbers of species, and strip bark off older trees, which kills them,” says Paul Wilkinson of the Wildlife Trusts.
  • 74,000: The number of road traffic accidents a year involving deer, which kill between 10-20 people, according to the RSPCA.
  • £4.3m a year: The cost of deer damage to crops, according to Defra, with the greatest damage on cereal crops in east and south-west England.
    50%: The decline in woodland bird numbers where deer are present, according to the University of East Anglia’s Dr Paul Dolman: “Deer will eat the understorey and so the coppices, for example, lose their shrub layer. That can be a problem for nightingales and other long-distance migrants, such as willow warblers, chiffchaffs and blackcaps.

 

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"They are beautiful animals"

"Humans don't care! Anything makes their life inconvenient they will kill them. Even if they are harmless"

"Are they killing deers in UK?"

"Of course they are. They want you to eat deer meat! lol"

"People eat deer?"

"Of course but people are concerned that they might get some disease. They are not concerned about killing them"

"Are they suggesting that we should  kill deers?"

"Hi I did not kill any deer. What do you mean by we, bitch?"

"Cows and sheep and lambs and chicken are innocent too"

"So? What are you saying? Dont worry about anything. Just worry about salary, promotion, buying a luxury car, a mansion  blah blah? It is boring, Caro!"

"I know how to make you not getting bored"

"How?"

"Look at me?"

"Yeah you have got a sexy ass! I want to uncover and see that"

"lol You have seen it all"

"When it comes to this part, I have a poor memory, darling. I forget what you got inside your panties"

"lol Now it is not boring. Right?'

"So. sex is the solution for boredom? What are you saying?"

"I did not say that"

"Yes, you are. You are always horny"

"lol, ME or YOU?"

"I just said it is boring. You are saying, "Why dont you fuck me then? Who is horny darling?"

"lol"

"Did you invite that Vani bitch?"

 Positive Chick | How to Stop the Gossip from the Gossip Girls (and Guys) in  Your Life!

 

"She does not want to come here. She is asking me to come to her place"

"For what?"

"lol"

"Why are you laughing?"

"You are asking as if she asked me on a date or something?'

"I dont have a problem. You can date any women, Caro. Not men"

"Really?! I will tell her then"

"Is she single? This Vani bitch?"

 Why do women gossip more than men? A study claims to know the answer -  Lifestyle News

 

"lol"

"Why are you laughing for everything"

"Idk you are asking weird questions. I am sure she is married"

"You said, she invited you to her home. Right?"

"Yeah?"

"I just wanted to know about her. Did she invite me too?"

"No! So I said I can't"

"Why is she not inviting me?"

"Idk. may be she does not like you?"

"You think Suneeta bitch told something bad about me?"

"Like what?"

"I dont know. But, thats possible?"

"What is possible?"

"Girls wont say anything good about their exes. Dont you know? Suneeta must have bad mouthed about me"

"Really?"

"I am not like that. I will say, I dont deserve Suneeta. She is too good for me"

"lol"

"I am serious. You should not say bad things about your ex if you are a gentleman"

"Vani never asked anything about you"

 Two Girls Gossiping Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free Image. Image  85132961.

 

"I think her husband making money working for a "porn site" and making filthy money"

"OMG you are unbelievable!"

"Why?"

"You never met her or her husband. You are saying some nonsense"

"It is not nonsense. I am sure some of these IT guys work for porn sites and making filthy money"

"How do you know"

"Just a common sense"

"How do you know Vani's husband works for maintaining porn site"

"Because she did not invite me!"

"Who are you, really?"

"Hey I was just kidding"

"I know but poor vani"

"OK, Dont tell her I said this"

"I am going to call her now"

"Come here! I have something to tell you"

"What is it?"

"I think I really really.."

"Really really what?"

"Really really love this white bitch Caro with an sexy ass"

"You are spanking!"

"Has it become red?" Let me see"

"What if it is red?"

 "I will kiss there to make it better"

"So? You will kiss my ass?"

"Of course darling"

"You are shameless"

"Did you watch that show? Shameless"

"I did not."

"I watched Virgin River. Did I tell you?"

"Was it good?"

"It is for chicks"

"You watched it. You are a chick with a --- or what? ?"

"Fill the banks bitch!"

"Ha ha ha. Why did you watch if it is only for chicks?"

 -to be continued

Relax please!






Tuesday, February 16, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (50)

Corona virus in India! Big mistake!

Indians seem to think, it is all over and that we outfought the virus! Not many cases around us, they say! People are making fun if someone is wearing a mask!!

The problem is..

It happened in Italy, Spain. It went up and came down for few months. After a break the second infection started much more aggressively. It killed much more people than people got killed during the first infection.

Same thing happened in France!

Same thing happened in USA!

Same thing  happened in UK! 

Germany, Russia! 

That's the trend we saw. 

India is not an exception to that?!

People in India "overlooking" that. Reason could be for survival. It is hard to shut down everything and live. It is impossible? If that is the case, I understand.

If you think that it is over. Then you are making a big mistake!

It is quite possible India will have a HUGE number of cases and DEATHS soon. I wish I am wrong!

It is your life! Live happily or die "bravely"!

Who am I to advise you to live or die?!! Yeah, it is your life!

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"என்னடி கரோ! எப்படி இருக்க?"

"போடா!"

"What?"

"Ha ha ha"

" How did you learn Tamil, bitch?"

 "Vani taught me"

"That bitch!"

"Dont call everyone as bitch. Your bitch is just me" 

" What else she taught you?"

"She taught me how to keep love life interesting"

"How is that?"

 "I cant reveal everything to you. It is between girls."

"You talk about sex with her?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I can never talk about sex with another guy. It is impossible"

"Really?!! Why?"

"I dont know. Is that weird?"

I dont know. Probably not"

"What did she taught you?" 

"She explained me why Indian marriages are not breaking and such"

"Ha Ha ha. Thats funny"

"It is not"

"That was history, Caro. WAKE UP!  It is all fucked up now!"

"Really?" 

" Today, everything got fucked up in India. Once women got financial independence in India, Indian marriages are fragile. Women want to be fooling around, drink, smoke just like fucking men. "

"Why?"

"They earned their financial freedom you see! They try making a good contribution to fuck up the Indian culture. Honestly marrying a white chick would be better than marrying a half-baked Indian bimbo"

"Oh, that's why you are behind my ass?"

"Of course, now you have got a reason for dumping me?"

"Fuck you!"

"I have a question"

"About Vani?"

"No, it is about biology"

"What?"

"Lately there is a conspiracy theory that Covid-19 is a man-made virus"

"Ha Ha Ha Made in China. Right?"

"The chinese say it was made in USA. Let us not worry about that. How do you make a virus in the lab?"

"Good question!"

"I want answer bitch!"

"I really dont know whether they will make it from a scratch or mutate another virus"

"I tried to look it up. It is unclear to me"

"I think they try to introduce few harmful genes in a virus"

"I see. Let us see the russian vaccine Sputnik V"

"Sputnik V?"

"Did you know the Russian vaccine works well and people in the west now accepting that Russian did not lie about it?"

"Really?"

"There was an article in British journal or something?"

"Who said that?"

"READ THIS!"

The Russian coronavirus vaccine, Sputnik V, was 92 percent effective at preventing symptomatic illness in a large clinical trial, robust protection that puts it in line with top vaccines developed in the United States and Europe, according to results published in a peer-reviewed journal Tuesday.

 "So? It works?"

"Thats what the experts say now!"

"It really does work?"

"Yes, it does Caro! Any way, let me get to the point. You know Sputnik vaccine has AD-23 and ADS and both of them are harmless viruses"

"Right?"

"They added the gene which can make the spike protein of Covid-19 into the genome of AD-23 and ADS" 

"So?"

"OK, Can I say,  AD-23 and ADS are now genetically modified viruses? Does it make any sense?"

"It does"

"The same strategy can be used to make new "Covid-19"!"

'Nobody has any proof supporting that man-made virus claim"

"Idk, some people believe it was made in China. Some scientist from west believe"

"It does not matter. We have to get the vaccine and we got"

"Did you get your second dose of pfizer vaccine?"

"Tomorrow"

"You might get mild fever?"

"Did you get?"

"No, I did not. My upper arm was sore, thats all"

"Then why would I get fever for the second dose?"

"Most of the people get fever, Caro"

"Why did not you get?"

"You know what? I strongly believe I got infected by Covid-19 in the very beginning itself?"

"When?"

"I think this virus was around from Jan 2020. We started realizing only in the beginning of March 2020"

"If you were infected already?"

"If I was infected by this virus already, my immune system already dealt with spike protein and it is not new to my immune system. So, Vaccine might not have a huge effect"

"Idk, it is hard to say"

"Indians claim they achieved herd immunity"

"Really? Is it possible?"

"I think it is quite possible. It is hard to control the spread of virus in India They are trying to justify why they have less cases unlike west"

"So ? Indian has achieved herd immunity?"

"Idk, Caro. We have to wait and see.It is puzzling to me. No matter what, we cant do anything about it."

"Right!"

"Why dont you invite the chick, Vani?"

"Why?"

"I want to tell her not to lie to you about how great Indian culture is"

"So? You want to take her on, and harass her?"

"NO! I just want to open her eyes and  see the world"

"No, I am not going to introduce her to you!"

"Why?"

"Because you may annoy her and she will break up my friendship"

"Come on!"

-to be continued


Relax please


Friday, January 22, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (49)

இந்தியாவின் கோவாக்சின்!

நான் நினைத்ததுபோல் அல்லாமல் இந்தியாவும் ஒரு கொரோனா வைரஸ் வாக்சின் தயாரிச்சு, வெளியிட தயாராகியுள்ளார்கள்.

 இந்தியன் வாக்சின் எப்படி இந்த வைரஸ்க்கு எதிரா வேலை செய்யுது. இல்லைனா வைரஸ்க்கு எதிரா எப்படி எதிர்ப்பு சக்தி உண்டாக்குது?

 இது   ஃபைசர், மெடொர்னா மாதிரி m-RNA  டெக்னாலஜியா?

இல்லை!

இது ரஸ்யாவின் ஸ்பட்னிக் அல்லது  ஆக்ஸ்ஃபோர்ட் வாக்சின் போல ஸ்பைக் ப்ரோட்டீன் சுமந்து வரும் அடினோவைரஸ் டெக்னாலஜியா?

இல்லை!

கோவாக்சின் என்ன பயோ டெக்னாலஜி வகையை சேர்ந்தது?

சைனாவில் தயாரித்த வாக்சின் போன்றது. அதாவது வீரியமில்லாத (கொல்லப்பட்ட) கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் இந்த வாக்சின். வைரஸ்  கொல்லப்பட்டு இருந்தாலும், அதில் உள்ள பயோ மாலிக்கூல் (ஸ்பைக் ப்ரோட்டீன் உள்பட) எல்லாம் உயிரோட இருக்கலாம். அதை நம் உடலில் செலுத்தும்போது, அதற்கு எதிர்ப்பு சக்தி உண்டாகும்..

 பி பி சி ல இருந்து எடுக்கப்பட்டது கீழே

How does Covaxin work?

The homegrown government-backed vaccine has been developed by Bharat Biotech, a 24-year-old vaccine maker, which has a portfolio of 16 vaccines and exports to 123 countries.

It is an inactivated vaccine which means that it is made up of killed coronaviruses, making it safe to be injected into the body. Bharat Biotech used a sample of the coronavirus, isolated by India's National Institute of Virology.

When administered, immune cells can still recognise the dead virus, prompting the immune system to make antibodies against the pandemic virus.

A Covaxin vaccine vial 

 

The two doses are given four weeks apart. The vaccine can be stored at 2C to 8C.

Bharat Biotech says it has a stockpile of 20 million doses of Covaxin, and is aiming to make 700 million doses out of its four facilities in two cities by the end of the year. 

 

What is the controversy around Covaxin?

It all began when the regulator said the vaccine had been approved for "restricted use in emergency situations in public interest as an abundant precaution, in clinical trial mode, especially in the context of infection by mutant strains".

Experts wondered how a vaccine was cleared for emergency use by millions of vulnerable people when its trials were still underway.

Both the manufacturer and drug regulator say Covaxin is "safe and provides a robust immune response".

But the All India Drug Action Network said it was "baffled to understand the scientific logic" to approve "an incompletely studied vaccine". It said that there were "intense concerns arising from the absence of the efficacy data".

Bharat Biotech has defended the approval, saying Indian clinical trial laws allowed "accelerated" authorisation for use of drugs after the second phase of trials for "unmet medical needs of serious and life-threatening diseases in the country". It has promised to provide efficacy data for the vaccine by February. 

 

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 கதைக்கு தாவுவோம்!

 "You want to taste Cyanide and live?!"

"Live? You mean die!!"

"Of course you can live, Caro!"

"Really? How?'

"You can take very little Cyanide ion (CN-), not in the form or sodium or potassium cyanide (Na+  -CN or K+  -CN) but in a different form, and live"

"How can I do that?"

"Have you ever eaten apple seeds while eating apple?"

"Not really"

"Very careful, huh?"

 "Ha ha ha"

"It tastes somewhat bitter.I have eaten apple seeds."

"Seriously?"

"YES, It is ok to eat few seeds. Apple seeds have a compound which releases cyanide ion slowly"

"Slowly?"

"Yeah, it is an Organic compound with a CN group in it,  which can degrade in our stomach (you have HCl there), and release -CN ion"

"It wont kill me?"

"It releases very little amount of cyanide, not like KCN or NaCN or HCN. If you eat grams of apple seed, then only cyanide can kill you! Thats very unlikely"

"It can really kill me if I eat a lot of apple seeds"

"YES,  IT WILL, Caro!"

"How does cyanide ion kill us, anyway?"

"I think it sort of making strong complex with Fe2+ ion in hemoglobin, where usually oxygen binds and CN, does not allow oxygen to bind on it. Carbon monoxide does the same. So, Hemoglobin can not carry oxygen to our cells because cyanide took the spot of Oxygen and, so cells will not live without oxygen. When our cells die, we will die too"

"Seriously?"

"I strongly believe that is how it kills us. You must have studied, Right?"

"I don't study like Chemists do" 

"Anyway, Cyanide ion is the one which causes trouble. You can get that in several different sources. It is all about love"

"Ha ha ha, love?"

"Yeah, Fe2+ ion in our Hemoglobin loves Cyanide ion more than Oxygen molecule. And they form a strong bond and so, poor oxygen can not bind. That eventually kills us"

"What do we got in Apple seeds you said?" 

"It is called Amygdalin. It has couple of glucose molecules and a cyanide group as well"

"Hmm"

"Hmm what?"

 Amygdalin - Molecule of the Month - November 2017 (HTML version)

"You are weird. "

"I am not."

 "Why do you do such research now?"

 "Learning about anything is always good, Caro. Especially when we have the background to learn. Anyway, that is what really happening. Do you know bitter Almond is bad for you if you eat a lot?"

"What does it has?"

"Hydrogen cyanide, they say. Actually it also has Amygdalin which generates the -CN, just like apple seeds"

 

Bitter and Sweet Almonds | Download Scientific Diagram

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"Shall we talk about living?"

"OK, Darling. Do you know, Phillip Rivers?"

"The Charger's Quarter back?"

"He was with Chargers. He recently played for Indianapolis Colts"

"What about him?"

"He is retiring."

"Good for him"

" You know how many children he has?"

"How many?"

"Nine!"

"Seriously"

"He has a beautiful family"

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 "It is indeed a beautiful family"

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"Did you get your shot? The PFIZER vaccine?"

"Yeah! I did"

"How did you feel? Any fever?"

"It was kind of mildly sore in my arm. I did not get any fever though"

"Me neither but the second dose will give you mild fever"

"Really?. Is that a larger amount of mRNA?"

"Apparently not. It is exactly same amount of same dose . 0.3 mL of that solution, but Idk the concentration of mRNA. I think our immune system is already awake because of first dose. Now the second dose will make it to fight hard,which might give you a mild fever"

"I dont want fever"

"It will be very mild, Caro. Dont worry"

"Do you know anything about this Chinese vaccine?"

"I think it has inactive or killed virus in it"

"Really?"

"Thats what I heard. They try wake up our immune system by providing weak virus" 

"I think mRNA vaccine is the best!"

"I dont think so. I think Astrazeneca - oxford vaccine is better for practical purposes and it is cheap. Countries like India  can easily afford"

"They say it is 60-92% effective. Such a wide range!"

"I would take it as 60% effective."

"Well"

"What do we know about Johnson and Johnson vaccine?"

 "I just heard, some segment of DNA of viral genome is inserted in Adenovirus 26,"

"Is that similar to sputnik and oxford vaccine?"

"I need to compare and see the difference. But this vaccine you need only one dose"

"Are they ready for FDA approval?'

"I think they are in the final stage of phase 3 trial May be it will be approved in few months?"

-to be continued

Relax please





Tuesday, January 19, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (48)

 நிலையாமை!

 இப்போ என்ன அவசரம்?  மாஸ்டர் ரிலீஸ் பண்ண?

 கொரோனா வைரஸ் ஆட்டிப் படைக்கும் இந்த நேரத்தில்!!

கொரோனா வாக்சின் எல்லாம் எல்லாரும் எடுத்த பிறகு ரிலீஸ் பண்ணலாமே?

இருந்தும் என்ன அவசரம்?

 இல்லண்ணா.. இந்த கந்து வட்டிக்காரன்..

 பிரச்சினை என்னனா செலவழிச்ச காசுக்கு வட்டி எவ்ளோ? கந்து வட்டிக்கு வாங்கிதான் படம் எடுக்கிறாங்க. போட்ட காசையாவது எடுப்போம் இலாபம் எல்லாம் வேணாம். இல்லைனா வட்டி நம்மள சாப்பிட்டு விடும் என்பதுதான் காரணம்.

நிச்சயம் பிகில் விலையில் பாதி விலைக்குத்தான் இந்தப்படம் விற்கப்பட்டு இருக்கும். ஓவர் சீஸ் மார்க்கட் ல 50% கலக்சன்தான்

ஆந்திரா கேரளா கர்நாடகால எல்லாம் பாதி விலைக்குத்தான் விக்க முடியும்? அதனால் படம் அல்ரெடி விநியோகஸ்தர்களுக்கு போட்ட தொகையை தந்துவிட்டதாம்

எவன் நெனச்சான். கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாதிப்பு ஏற்படும்னு

வாழ்க்கையே நிலை இல்லாத ஒண்ணுதான்.

சமூகப் பொறுப்பு இவனுக  தாலினு  சொல்லிக்கிட்டு திரிஞ்சவனுக்கெல்லாம் பணம்தான்டா இந்த நாய்களுக்கு அவசியம், மத்ததெல்லாம் ரெண்டாவதுதான் னு போட்டு ஒடச்சிருச்சு நம்ம கொரோனா வைரஸ்!!

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"Hi!"

"Tell me"

"It came out negative, Caro darling"

"I knew that. You were just fucking with me"

"Nope, I did not! It is better to get that tested. Right?"

"Of course. By the way, we will be getting vaccinated soon!"

"Yeah, I got an email saying that we can get vaccinated in a week or so"

"Me too!"

"Well first one is just make your B cells to wake up. We will be protected only after a week of the second dose, the booster shot. That would be a month from now."

"Later is better than never"

"Of course. I hear lots of people do not want to get vaccinated. People working in the nursing home in OHIO  dont want to get vaccinated. I wonder why?"

"I dont know, It is crazy"

"We will be getting pfizer vaccine, I believe"

"Yes! mRNA of the spike protein huh"

"So, it will get translated to spike protein in our ribosome?"

"Yep. Our B cells will start making antibodies against the spike proteins. Those antibodies will fight against the corona virus which has spike protein on it"

"Why cant we inject spike protein itself?  Why m-RNA of spike protein?"

"I really dont know. You need to look it up!" 

"I love biology. It is sexier than your ass, Caro!

"Ha ha ha. You can only marry my ass. Not the biology, no matter how sexy it is"

"Anyway I tried to look it up, but could not find any answers for why cant they use spike protein itself as the vaccine"

"Seems like nobody is as crazy as you are. Only you care about all these"

"Hi I care about your ass too!"

"That's selfish too"

"WHY?"

"Because if I am happy, you would be happy too!"

 "Can I come over there to your place"

"What if I say "No! you cant come now" Will you listen?"

"I will come anyway. I wont listen to what your mouth says.  I know what your heart says"

"lol, Then why do you ask my permission?"

"Idk, I just want to tell you that"

"I like surprises"

"OK, I will be there soon"

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"Oh my God Caro! Where did you get this!"

"I got it from Vani"

"Who is she?"

"Another Indian girl. Suneeta introduced her to  me. She is nice"

"Is this her Saree?"

"Yes. She said I can have it for free"

"Really? Not wearing any blouse? Tops?"

"Ha ha ha Just  bra"

"Do you wear petticoat  under the Saree?"

"Of course, she gave that with the Saree"

"Panties?"

"Ha ha ha, You need to find that out!"

"You can not go out like that topless"

"I m not going out. It is just for you"

"You are crazy"

"How do I look?"

"I cant say. Do one thing, Let me take a photo with Saree on. And take one another after you take off all your clothes so that I can compare both and tell you which one looks better?"

"Lol. With Saree and a naked photo? You want to compare my look?!"

"Yes!"

"Can you close your eyes and take that photo?"

"Thats impossible!"

"I wont let you then"

"Come here! My God, you look beautiful darling!"

"Marry me, then!"

"Let us get married once you become pregnant!"

"I really don't care"

"What if I dump you once you become pregnant?"

"That's my problem. Right?"

"I hear that once we get married we wont be attracted to each other anymore"

"Thats bullshit"

"I heard that"

"Let us get that tested then"

"Test what?"

"Whether you fuck me less or more after you marry me?"

"What would be your guess"

"I will say, NO every day so that you will rape me?"

"Why?"

"I dont know. I want to get raped by you"

"Are you all right? I think your hormones are up regulated"

"How would you test that?"

"Let me kiss you first?"

"Where?"

"Hold on darling! In your neck, cheek, lips"

" And?"

"I thought you like surprises"

"Yes"

-to be continued.




Thursday, January 7, 2021

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க?! (47)

 ரஜனிகாந்த் அரசியலில் நுழையவில்லையாம்! என்ன காரணம்? அவருக்கு ப்ளட் ப்ரெஸர் அதிகமாயிடுச்சாம்! 

என்னப்பா காமெடி பண்ணுறீங்க?!!

ப்ரசில் நாட்டில் இப்போ இருப்பதுபோல், இந்தியாவில் ரெண்டாவது கொரோனா வைரஸ் தாக்குதல் ஆரம்பிக்கும் என்பதில் எந்த சந்தேகமும் இல்லை. இதுபோல் ஒரு சூழலில் இவர் ஹைதரபாத்ல போயி அண்ணாத்தே படப்பிடிப்பை தொடருகிறாராம். எவன் ஐடியானு தெரியலை!  ரஜினிகாந்த் "ப்ரி எக்சிஸ்டிங்க்" கண்ட்டிஷனில் இருப்பவர். கொரோனா தாக்கினால் உயிர் பிழைப்பது கஷ்டம். இதுபோல் ஒரு சூழலில் தேவையே இல்லாமல் ஹைதராபாத் போனது மிகப் பெரிய முட்டாள்த்தனம்

போயி வம்பை விலை கொடுத்து வாங்கிவிட்டு இப்போ என்னடா வம்பாப் போச்சுனு நான் கட்சி ஆரம்பிக்கவில்லை, எனக்கு உடல்நிலை சரி இல்லை என்பதெல்லாம் எவராலும் ஏற்றுக்கொள்ள முடியாதது. 

 இதுதான் சாக்குனு கொரோனாவை காட்டி ட்விட்டர் அல்லது ஆண்லைன்லயே அரசியல் நடித்தி இருக்கலாம். எனக்கென்னவோ இதெல்லாம் வெறும் நாடகம்னுதான் தோனுது. தேவை இல்லாத நாடகம். 

எல்லோரும் சாகத்தான் போறோம். சொன்னபடி அரசியல் கடலில் கொஞ்சம் நீந்திட்டு செத்தால் என்ன இப்போ, சிவாஜி ராவ்?!!

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"Where the fuck you were?"

"Hey, I  think I caught Corona virus, Caro! I will see you after 15 days or so"

"Are you serious? Are you positive?"

"Not yet. I will know today. I went to urgent care and got tested yday"

"You are not positive yet?"

"Idk, I have some symptoms"

"Did you check temperature?" 

"Yeah, it is 98.7 F"

"What the fuck? That's normal?"

"Usually my normal temperature is 97.6 F"

"It is OK, it is not high temperature. Come over here!"

"Now? I am sick?"

"I dont care! Come over here. I need to see you!"

"Are you crazy? I dont want to give it to you?!"

"I dont think you are positive. In any case I am O positive, even if I get it from you, I will have mild symptoms only"

"Who said that?"

"It is a fact. People with O positive blood type have only mild symptoms"

"Why do you want me to come now?'

"You dont need to fuck me. I am not that horny now. Just come over here"

"With the mask on?"

"Yeah"

"I will come after I know the result, Caro, please"

"It is fucking boring here. It is all your fault. You make me miss you so much because you never shut up. I got addicted to your bullshit"

"I cant be behind your ass all the time, Caro darling. What if I die in an accident or something? or even if the Covid19 kills me"

"SHUT UP!"

"Why are you being very bitchy"

"Why dint you tell me that you are sick couple of days?"

"I knew that you would tell something like this. I texted you saying that I will see you after couple of weeks and that I am not feeling good"

"Yeah, yeah"

"What do you mean by, yeah yeah?"

"Whatever it means"

"How does this test work?"

"This nasal fluid test they did?"

 How coronavirus throat, nose tests work: RT-PCR method, explained -  Business Insider

 

"Yeah?"

"The fluid in your nose will have some virus if you are infected. They test for the presence of the virus"

"How would they spot the virus?"

"If you have virus in your nasal fluid, you will have viral genome, or viral RNA genome in this case. They break the virus cell membrane by using some buffer called lysis buffer and extract the viral RNA out. The viral RNA, will be converted to corresponding DNA by an enzyme called reverse transcriptase"

"Why can not they multiply or amplify the RNA itself?" 

"As you know, dealing with DNA is much easier than RNA because the latter is highly unstable. So they usually convert the viral RNA to corresponding viral DNA, now they use real-time polymerase chain reaction (PCR) to make several million copies of the DNA in the lab, which you have only tiny amount from your nasal sample"

"RT-PCR? Dont they use the same thing for analyzing suspects DNA in a crime scene blood or hair?"

"Yes, you need to make more of DNA to analyze anything. So they will carry out this polymerase chain reaction to amplify the DNA sample for different studies. It became very routine"

"Then what?"

"One can analyze this DNA as you have a decent amount for analysis, and compare that with authentic DNA made from the Covid-19 as a standard. Now they compare whether both DNA are same. If they are the same, then you are Covid-19 positive"

"Thank you for educating me, darling"

"When will you know your result?"

"Soon. They will call me or text me anytime"

"Call me as soon as you know"

"OK, darling"

"I miss you"

"I am talking to you now"

"I want you to be around me, kissing me, smelling me"

"I am sick"

"I dont think you got covid-19"

"May be I just have a cold. I dont want to give it to you whatever it is"

"OK"

"Love you sweet heart"

"Love you too"

"I will call you as soon as I know"

"OK"

-to be continued 

relax please