என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம் (22)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

ஒரு வழியாக தமிழ்மணம் செத்து விட்டதாக தோனுது. Rest in peace, TamilmaNam!

ஒரு வேளை கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் தமிழ்மணத்தையும் காலி பண்ணிடுச்சா னு தெரியவில்லை. This is the major problem with us. Older generation DO NOT LIKE passing the responsibility to the new younger generation if they can not spend time.

இன்றைய நிலையில் அமெரிக்கா, இங்கிலாந்து சாவு எண்ணிக்கையை விட இந்தியாவில் கொரோனா வைரஸால் சாகும் மக்கள் எண்ணிக்கை அதிகமாகி விட்டது. இந்தியாவில் இது இன்னும் எவ்வளவு அதிகமாகும்னு தெரியவில்லை. இன்னும் எத்தனை பேரை சொர்க்கத்துக்கு அனுப்பப் போகிறது தெரியவில்லை.

 இன்றைய நிலையில் 500 பேர் போல் இந்தியாவில் டெய்லி சாவதாக சொல்றாங்க. இது நிச்சயம் குறைந்ததபட்சம் என்று நம்பப்படுகிறது. அமெரிக்கா, இங்கிலாந்து, ஸ்பெயின், இத்தாலியில் ஏற்படும் சாவுகளை விட இந்தியாவில அதிகம்.

அமெரிக்காவில் இப்போ restrictions ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிட்டாங்க. அதேபோல் இந்தியாவிலும் ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிட்டாங்க.

ஏன்? பணமிருந்தால்தான் கொரோனாவால் உடலை எரிக்கவோ அல்லது புதைக்கவோ கூட முடியும்.  எல்லாவற்றையும் அடைத்து வைத்தால், வேலை இல்லை சம்பளம் இல்லை, வாடகை கொடுக்க, உணவு வாங்க  வழியில்லை னு அடித்தள மக்கள் கதறுறாங்க. ஆக வைரஸ் கொஞ்சப் பேரை கொல்வதை தவிர்க்க முடியாது. அவர்களை பலி கொடுத்துவிட்டு நம் நாட்டை"உயிருடன்" இருப்பவர்கள், "தப்பித்தவர்கள்" பார்ப்போம் என்கிற அவல நிலை ஆகிவிட்டது.

நம்ம ஊரிலிருந்து யு எஸ் வந்து வாழும் "மேற்தள"  ஐ டி மக்களுக்கு  இந்தியாவில் சேரியில் மற்றும் தாராவியின் வாழ்க்கையும் தெரியாது, அமெரிக்க ப்ளூ காலர் வொர்க்கர்கள் வாழக்கையும் தெரியாது.  இவனுக ஒரு தனி உலகத்தில் வாழ்ந்து சாகிறானுக.

பே செக் டு பே செக் வாழும் அமெரிக்க மக்களையோ, அவர்கள் வாழ்க்கையையோ கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாண்டமிக் அப்புறமும் புரிந்து கொள்ள மாட்டானுக.

 ட்ரம்ப்  நடத்திய "you are fired" ரியாலிட்டி ஷோ பார்க்கிற வகையறா இவர்கள்.

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"Hey Caro!"

"What?"

"Have you watched "As good as it gets"?

"Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson movie? Somewhat old. Of course I have seen it"

"Yeah, may be you were a teen then, dating some high school punks at that time"

"Ha ha ha"

"You remember? Jack is a writer and with zero people skills and a real "moron", but he is obsessed with the waitress Carol. He wants her to serve breakfast every time he goes to that restaurant. Right?"

"Yeah?"

"Then he helps her for taking care of her son's health-related expense. As soon as Carol learned that Jack is helping her, she started worrying that he might demand her some sexual favor. She will go to him in the midnight and tell him that she wont sleep with him."

"Yeah, I remember that!"

"So, someone helps you in America, their intention would very will be a sexual favor? Is that the price one need to pay for someone helping a woman?"

"Ha ha ha"

"So if I help you with your moving or anything.. that means I want to fuck you? You are fucking hot and  Is that why I help you? Is that right? That's disgusting, Caro!"

"But..?"

"But what?"

"Are you not fucking me, now? You are, right?"

"That's not something I demanded, Caro! Come on, that is totally different. I will not demand you for sexual favor if I help you. That's not who I am"

"May be I will pay back by letting you have me. I am a white whore"

"I would say white bitch"

"Ha ha ha. You are really funny. Thats just a movie. A fiction."

"People help each other, Caro. Not just with fucking intention!"

"But there are men like that too. The world is not filled with people like you only. There are all kinds Right?"

"Whatever!"

"Tell me about "Weeds". I have never watched it. It must be pretty old."

"Yeah, it came out in show time in 2005-2012 or something"

"Whats the plot?"

"There is no fucking plot. It is kind of black comedy drama. Nancy Botwin (Marry Louis Parker)  is a young widow with two boys (16 and 10 or something) and she lives in California and she sells weed to support her fucking family or some bullshit. For doing her business she fucks everybody around her, (black or white hispanic or anybody who has a dick)  very CASUALLY one time or other. Her sons become weed-dealer as well. It is a total fuck-up!"

"Thats it?!"

"But there are lots of side-track stories. Jenji creates lots of characters and kill them and toss them away just like that, and create more characters and toss them. It is just meaningless. It goes on and on like that. Some scenes are really disgusting"

"You watched all the episodes?"

"Idk, I was watching until season five or something but not with full attention."

"Anything you liked?"

"Elizabeth Perkins as Celia Hodes. She is the best"


 

"So you liked at least some part"

"It was okay first few seasons. The same thing is true in Orange is the New Black as well. I liked few seasons. It starts out good, then Jenji fucks up everything as it goes on"

"You liked the hot lesbian sex, I guess?"

"Ha ha ha, Laura Prepon was hot. It started dragging after few seasons. Lots of  bs "





 "So, Breaking bad was better?"

"Of course, that is the best. I could watch all the 6 seasons"

"You like meth lab over growing weed, huh?"

"I think anybody would agree that Breaking Bad was much better than these two"

"I have not watched these shows fully either. Perhaps you are right. Everybody says Breaking Bad is a classic"

"Thanks to Caronavirus. I would not had time for watching all these Jinji crap otherwise"

"Did you learn any chemistry in Braking bad?"

"It is just simple steps. I can teach Walter White how to make much complex molecules.  I am a much better chemist than Walter-fucking-white. Walter white isa loser with fucking attitude"

"Of course you are. Cooking meth for treating his Lung Cancer. Right?"

"That's bullshit. I believe High School teachers will have a good health coverage. He must have got the cheapest one and saving his money for retirement and always complaining that "I cant afford". Is that not all white people do in this country?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I dont understand. They save all the fucking money for enjoying their retirement. Eventually they go on vacation spend all the money in a week or so. Instead one can spend the money every day meaningfully and go to a park in their neighborhood. Why do you need an expensive vacation?"

"See, this is what this country lacks. We need people like you to educate us!"

"Are you fucking with me, Caro?"

"No, I am really serious. You are right. One does not have to be stingy in everyday life and then later spend all the money in a week"

"Vacation, Party, expensive car are things which can be easily avoided and one can live happily if one loves his job and has little bit brain. And a hot girlfriend like you"

"You think there are no Americans live with your attitude?"

"Idk. I am just saying one can be happy without all these. You dont need to go in a world cruise and get Coronavirus and die"

"Idt even Indians think like you do"

"True. They got influenced by "western culture". It is all fucked up now. I know someone, she always talk about other people houses, how big it is, what kind of car they have, blah blah blah. I get annoyed. She is much older than me. I wish I could say "Shut the fuck up" to her"

"People always want more than what they have, I guess"

"Are they going to be happy if they get more? They want more again. It never ends Caro!"

"You sound tired?"

"Yeah, I am tired of people. Same fucking selfish people around. I dont learn anything new from them. Same bullshit"

"Reading Science is better, I guess?"

"Biology and Nature amaze me, Caro! I have million questions but no answers"

"I am a biologist, I can help you!"

"What's going on inside the cell? It seems like billion things going on. Hemoglobin is carrying oxygen, and goes on feeding oxygen to all cells. Why does it do that? Why cant it go on a vacation?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I am serious. Who is telling Hemoglobin to do its job? Who controls the enzymes and all the cellular processes? It is a fucking mystery."

"Nobody knows"

"No, fucking God knows everything. It is all God's act, religious goons say that."

"They dont"

"They would.  So, God created Coronavirus? God wants to kill millions of people? It is all fucking God's fault. Right?"

"They would not agree with that"

"So, they conveniently use the God whenever they need to?"

"I suppose"

"Fuck 'em"

"Do you think proteins have life?"

"I think all biological macro molecules DNA, mRNA and especially proteins have life. They do more work than the guy who has them in his cells. But they are not appreciated. The pity is, illiterate people say heart is doing important role. Thats bullshit. Proteins or enzymes are doing the important function to keep us alive"

"Cellular processes make some people believe that there is a God"

"God controls cellular functions?! Thats hilarious!"

"You said, something controls it?"

"Yeah, it is really really amazing when I learnt thousands of proteins are doing several important functions in our cell. But God controls them??!!"

"Creationists would say that"

"Do they believe in evolution?"

"They don't!"

"These days I stopped arguing with people about God's nonexistence Caro!"

"Why?"

"I dont know, there is so much to read and try understand, why waste time with these idiots?"

"Like cellular functions?"

"Honestly, I get lost when I read about wnt, map kinase pathways. This protein activates this one, then that activates another one, then it gets in nucleus and binds on the DNA as a transcription factor or something, then it activates a transcription which is translated to another protein. It goes on like this. Do anybody really understand what the fuck is going on?"

"I doubt it. We only know if you make more proteins ("onco proteins" ) than normal, it can cause cancer. If you make less than normal amount of tumor-suppressor proteins, it could cause cancer. We dont know the details"

"I may have to live another million lives to understand. Right?"

"I guess so"

"I am tired, Caro. Can I sleep here today as well?"

"Of course. But I have only in my bed."

"Your pillows are too soft. Can I use your ass as a firm pillow? I really need some what warm and firm"

"Do you want it covered or bare?"

"Ha ha ha. Your hospitality is something, Caro!"

"You are special"

"It really scares me thinking about a situation without you. I mean after you dumped me"

"Will you miss me?"

"A LOT"

"Dont worry I am not Suneeta"

"I know, you would sleep with me even after you dumped me. Right?"

"Ha ha ha. You are really funny at times"

"Of course, after getting approval from your boyfriend? Find a guy who is somewhat magnanimous, not shallow. Okay?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Thank you for putting up with my bullshit Caro!"

"Pleasure is mine!"

-to be continued

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