மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (56)

" Hi  Caro! How are you?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Why do you laugh, bitch! I watched  the netflix series called Dark Desire"

"Any good?"

"NOPE, Honestly it is nothing but porn. It has nothing else. Story or plot is just garbage. Their intention is just taking some kind of soft porn and sell it. They win because it is one of the most watched foreign shows"

"Filmed where?"

"I think it is mexico and USA, Spanish porn"

"Idk why are they taking movies like that?"

"Because in general people are like me. They watch this garbage and then complain. This tempts others to watch it too"

"Could you watch it?"

"Somewhat in the beginning. Then I kind of felt what the creator is up to. Then I did not want to fool myself anymore"

"How do you figure 'what they intend to sell here" ?"

"This is something I do recently. Any serial or movie, I go out of it and see what are they trying to sell the audience. I see the director, camera man and actors, not the show"

"Thats possible only if the scenes are not interesting"

"Probably. This one is garbage for sure"

"Mexican version of fifty shades of grey, I guess"

"I have not watched that fucking shades yet. Probably something like that"

"Are you still watching, Heartland?"

"Of course. Thats is not bad. I watched a british serial called the bodyguard or something, that was not bad either"

"This omnicron variant is less harmful or what?"

"Something weird about this covid-19 mutant is that this version loves kids"

"What do you mean?"

"Earlier versions did not infect kids. This one infects lots of kids. Preschoolers, toddlers, infants etcetera"

"Interesting. Why?"

"I dont know why but I see the data. Lots of kids are getting infected by this virus now. It was not the case before"

"But this omnicron is less harmful though it is spreading fast"

"Yeah,  not many people are hospitalized or dying of it. Probably because we all got three shots of vaccine"

"It seems eventually everyone is going to get infected by this virus, just like cold virus"

"I guess so. You and I have not been got infected yet but we will be, eventually"

"Yup"

"Because we are vaccinated it is okay to get infected now"

"Poor Trump. This virus got rid of him from the White house"

"Ha ha ha."

"But he is never gone"

"Yeah, he cant go back now because he got the taste of it. Addicted to the power I guess"

"It is not just the power, whole GOP  voters are behind him. You have got to admit that he is amazing"

"He is a fucking lunatic, now he wants to pardon the Jan-6 rioters"

"That is hilarious"

"Will he run again?"

"I dont know. I am sure he cant take it if he loses again"

"He will come up with some other bs and Republicans will buy no matter what he says. Everybody in America looks like jokers after this clown controls the good old republican party"

"Let us see what happens in 2022 election"

"I think GOP will take over the house and senate"

"Why?"

"That is what happening from Clinton's time. The other party takes control of house and senate and nothing gets done"

"Really"

"Hi I have a question to ask, Caro"

"What is it?"

"I just used to go for jogging in the summer and I used to see this woman walking at the same time"

"When was it?"

"Before I met you."

"And?"

"She comes with other friends and  they speak some other south indian language, not mine. I see them almost everyday"

"OK"

"It is like we see each other but dont smile or say hi. Because if you say hi to someone these days people think you are hitting on them or something"

"Ha ha ha"

"Honestly, I see the America changed. You can NOT even say hi to anybody casually anymore"

"Did you say hi to her?"

"The weirdest thing is that this one time it was getting dark, she was walking with her friend, another lady and they bring their kids too, they play or bicycle around"

"What? They bring their kids too?"

"Yeah, they leave their kids to play and walk"

 "You did not tell me that"

"Anyway, I just started a conversation, saying with these ladies, "It is getting dark, you guys are still around here? Is this place safe?'.  The other woman said, "yes, it is safe here". Then I asked them "Are you guys live around here? I see you guys almost everyday". They both "nodded" and said, "yeah we live here". Then I just started walking away from them.

"OK?"

"Here is the fun part, next day or a later day, I saw her walking opposite direction of me and she was talking to her son and he may be 8 or so. She said something like, "Be careful or something" and started walking towards me. Now, I asked her, "Who is that boy?". She said, "Oh thats my son". Here is what I said to her, "Really? I would have never guessed that. You look like a girl". She smiled and said "Thank you" and walked away"

"Ha ha ha. YOU said THAT?"

"Yes?" Here is my question,"Did I flirt with her? Or it was just a genuine conversation?"

"Of course you were flirting with her"

"I dont think so."

"Ha ha ha" 

" I completely disagree with you, Caro. I honestly said what I felt about her, she was not looking like a mother of 8-year old boy"

"Did you like her?"

"May be. sort of"

"Did you have a crush on her?"

 "I dont fucking know, honestly"

"She is a sort of stranger to you, right?"

"She is an Indian and I see her almost everyday. So, she is not a stranger to me"

"But you dont know her name?"

"Even now I dont know her name. How does it matter?"

"I think you had a crush on her and you were flirting with her. How did she behave afterwards?"

"She was fine. I just did not bother them anymore"

"Meaning?"

"Well, I saw her with her friends walking while I am jogging and I dont say anything them"

"Is that all?"

"Nope, another day, she was walking with a guy, probably her husband. He was tall and a good-looking guy but kind of shy I would say. She was walking with him just like walking with her friends. Just in the opposite direction of me while I was jogging"

"And?"

"I noticed and I just passed them. I did not say anything"

"May be she brought her husband to show you that she is married and not available"

"Oh, come on! I just conversed with her casually"

"Ha ha ha"

"Honestly, Caro. Anyway, I think after a week or so. She was walking with her husband first and later,  her husband  kind of gone, joined his male friends and walking with them. She was walking alone after he joined his friends. She was walking opposite to my jogging direction. I saw her face to face. So, I smiled at her and she kind of smiled back"

"You smiled at her only she was alone? You are creepy"

"Yeah, I usually dont do when her husband or friends around her. I feel comfortable saying "hi" when she is alone.  I dont think I am creepy or anything bitch"

"Go on. This is funny"

"Anyway, I asked her. "Where is he?" Then I kind of joked,  "Did you lose your husband and trying to find him?". She smiled and said, "No, he went and joined his friends". Then I told her, "Hi, you have got a handsome husband". She smiled and said "Thank you"

"You are hilarious"

"Why?"

"Did you really say that?"

"YES, he was really a good-looking guy and tall and much better-looking than I am"

"I think you still were flirting with her"

"I dont know why I did that. Thats the end of the story"

"You are such a flirt"

"I think it is just a conversion. It is just a social interaction and harmless"

"You asked me to be the judge. Right?"

"Yes?"

"I think you were flirting with a married woman and  a mother"

"OK, whatever, bitch"

"Ha ha ha"

"I am going to spank your ass, really hard"

 

 

"That will turn me on"

"Really? why?"

"I think it will"

"I am trying to hurt you, bitch?"

"But that will turn me on"

"Seriously?"

"Yes"

"Pardon my language, I dont understand these horny white bitches Caro" 

"Ha ha ha"

-to be continued

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