மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (37)

"Whats going on Caro?"

"What? Are you not coming to my place tonight?"

"For what?"

"Just for a hug and kiss. I miss you!"

"Already?"

"Yeah. Why not?"

"You want to talk politics?"

"Anything is fine. Come over here"

"Will be there soon" 

"When is soon?"

"I will be there in the evening. OK?"

"OK"

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"Guess what, Caro?"

"What?"

"I already voted!"

"Really? How?"

"In person, Absentee ballot. Some places you can vote like that. But you may have to drive an hour so, to get there"

"What is the rush?"

"Idk, because of this covid-19, you dont know how long you have to wait in the line on Election day"

"How long it took for you?" 

"About an hour in the line"

"Did they ask why you want to vote now?"

"I told them I have an important meeting on that day (November 3rd) . I may be out of town. So.. Some bullshit. They dont care as long as you show your identity like Driver's license." 

"They print out your ballot? I mean it changes a little bit based on where you live right? LIke the representative may different for you and me?"

"You give them your driver's license, they print out your ballot"

"Whom did you vote?"

"You know whom I will vote!"

"I know you would not vote for the clown who disrespects science and scientists"

"There was a 70-year old white woman was standing in front of me. She was saying, hopefully we can get rid of the "clown" soon"

"Ha ha ha! Hopefully"

"Yeah, you never know until it all gets settled hopefully before the end of this year"

"Well, there is going to be lots of fun partying for the "send off" "

 "Let us see. Rural Americans  and whites without college degree are not with us! They are still stuck with him. They still love this clown, no matter what he talks"

"Nobody seems confident"

"Because they learnt a big lesson from last election polling predictions. But it is not going to be repeated this time"

"So what happens if he loses?"

"He will say, it is election fraud, I won. I won. I won. I won the popular vote too. He will not be leaving the office unless they grab him and take him away. "

"Ha ha ha" 

"Everyone says, he will not leave the office even if he loses. They law has not been written properly to get rid of the loser? You believe that! What a fuck up!"

"I wonder why?"

"Nobody thought such a situation will ever arise. Someone can be so shameless and indecent could be President of this country. Now we are fucked"

"Ha ha ha"

"I dont think he is mature enough to accept his defeat. He never will be"

"But.."

"But what? Everyone says the loser should have some decency to concede and leave the office. This guy is shameless!"

"I thought we have the best government settings"

"Yeah, right. You must be kidding, Right, Caro? Electoral college is a joke. States like California, Texas and NY with huge population has two senators. States like ND, Wyoming, South Dakota with little population also has two senators as well. If we had number of senators based on population, we will not be in this fucked up situation of GOP majority senate now"

"Seems like you learnt lot about American politics"

"We must pay attention to politics, Caro. Because people are not paying attention to politics, we are in such a mess, now"

"Everyone thinks that we got only one vote, we can not change anything"

"This election is different. Already almost 20 percent of people voted. Never happened before"

"Because of Covid?"

"Thats one reason.There may be other reasons. May be to overcome the voter suppression"

"So, Indians are all left-wing?"

"They are left-wing in US but they are conservatives when it comes to India or Indian politics or Hindu-fucking-ism. They are full of shit."

"What do you mean?"

"If it is hindu religion, they are religious and right-wing, will support Modi and all Hindu religious bullshit. Once they come to US, they will be against religious conservatives (Christians) and act like liberal. But they are religious conservatives, when it comes to Hindu religion. Over all they are full of shit. Especially the conservative brahmin bastards who emigrated to US"

"How do you know?"

"I know Hindu-religious morons SO WELL. The pity is that they themselves dont realize that they are fucking hypocrites. They lack a working brain in their head"

"Are you one of them?"

"No BITCH!!!"

"Why are you spanking in my ass?"

"Because you deserve that. You insulted me, white bitch!"

"It is not that"

"It is not what?"

"You just want to spank me. You like it. It is just an excuse for you cheap bastard"

"I am going to rape you now, Caro!"

"Ha ha ha, You are welcome! Fuck you very much"

"You are unbelievable"

"Why?"

"You know I dont believe in any religion or God or whatsoever. Why the fuck are you asking me such a question?"

"I just want you to get mad at me"

"Why?"

"When I act like a real bitch, you like to fuck me really good. That's why" 

"So, it is all about sex, bitch?"

"No, it is about sex as well"

"White girls are amazing"

"Why?"

"They act completely different from Indian girls I know"

"They are better or worse"

"Idk, they are different"

"How?"

"Idk"

"May be becuase they are white?"

"I am not talking about physical appearance. It is mental. I will give example when I see it in specific instances. OK?"

"OK. I got some dinner. Shall we eat?"

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