மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (45)

Breaking News! US Republican congressman Luke Letlow dies of Covid-19 complications. He was 41 year old. He was tested positive 10 days ago. Moved to ICU a week ago. Today he died. He was a healthy 41-year old man! He had a wife and two beautiful children.

This is why this virus is scary!

Trump and Republicans never forced people to wear mask and did not avoid big rallies. Well, some never learn no matter what happens.

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Astrazeneca-Oxford vaccine approved today in UK! 

May be, before the end of this week, UK people will get vaccinated. India would approve that as soon as UK did.

This vaccine is based on Adenovirus, not based on mRNA. Thats appropriate for India because it is more stable. 

mRNA or any RNA are highly unstable macromolecules. DNA is much more stable than RNA because it lacks a 2-prime hydroxyl group. What? What is that? RNA has a sugar called ribose which has a OH group at 2-prime position. But DNA does not have that. It has 2-prime deoxy ribose. The lack of 2-prime OH group  gives lot of stability to DNA. To understand what I am saying you need to know, chemistry, biochemistry and biology as well.

I suspect even paappaan nanthavanathaan  would understand because biologists lack basic chemistry knowledge. Especially biologists in India. Who the fuck he is? Dont worry! A sneaky paappaan! Living in US as a "slave" under the beef-eating bosses  

If you do not have that background it is hard for you to follow what I am saying here. Hold on! That does not make you inferior or anything like that. It is not your area. You may be coding and making big bucks! Life is all about how much fucking money you make. Right?

Now, Dont think paappaan Sujatha or Kamal haasan can understand what I am talking about (DNA vs RNA stability etc)  though they/you might claim that they are geniuses. They can not understand that either. Get that in your fucking dead brain! One need to have some biology and chemistry  background to understand some things.

Any way, mRNA are highly unstable and so Pfizer vaccine and moderna vaccine are unstable and need to be stored at dry-ice (-78 C) temperature to avoid decomposition. Thats a big problem for countries like India. Sputnik and Oxford vaccines are not based on mRNA and so they are much more stable. They can be stored at -20C or so. So it can be transported and stored easily. These two are more appropriate for Indian conditions! 

 The bad thing in India is that only rich can afford  this vaccine. Just like by-pass surgery, only rich can afford. But in western nations, almost all citizens are treated equally and can get vaccinated because it is free! It is not really free. They take the tax payers money and use for that! இதுதான் மேலை நாடுகளூக்கும் நமக்கும் உள்ள வித்தியாசம். As MR Radha says, ithu ungka thalai yezhuththu!

இந்தியா இந்தியானு பெருமை பேசுற பார்ப்பானுகளூக்கு நான் சொல்ல வர்ரது என்னனா. இதுதான் உங்க நிலைமை. நீ உலகத்திலேயே அறிவாளினு நெனச்சா, இதுபோல் ஒரு சூழலில் அதைக் காட்டனும். எப்படி? மேலை நாடுகள் கண்டு பிடிக்கும் முன்னால நீயும் ஒரு வாக்சினோட வந்து நின்னு இருக்கனும். அது உன்னால முடியலைனு உனக்குப் புரியனும். ஆனா இதெல்லாம் உன் மரமண்டையில் ஏறாது. இருந்தும் ஏன் சொல்றன்னா நம்ம ஊரில் பார்ப்பானுக்கு  உருவிவிடும் திராவிட கைக்கூலிகள் திருந்தனும்.

 இதிலே என்ன அதிசயம்னா, சைனா கூட ஃபைசர் வாக்சின் வாங்கி பயன் படுத்துறாங்க!! ஜப்பான் மற்றும் பல மேலை நாடுகள்கூட. அமெரிக்கா ஏன் தன்னை உலகிலேயே தலை சிறந்த நாடுனு சொல்லிக்கொள்கிறதுனு கேட்டால், இது போல் காரணங்கள்தான்.

ஒரு நிமிடம்! I am not bragging because I happened to live in US. All my relatives live in India just like you are!

நான் இன்னும் வாக்சின் போட்டுக்கவில்லை. அதாவது என் டேர்ன் இன்னும் வரவில்லை. அனேகமாக இன்னும் ரெண்டு மாதம் ஆகலாம். இந்தியாவில் உள்ள பணம் படைத்தவர்கள், எனக்கு முன்னாலேயே ஆஸ்ட்ரா ஜெனெகா அல்லது ஸ்பட்னிக் வாக்சின் எடுத்துக்க வாய்ப்பிருக்கு. பண அடிப்படையில் எல்லாம் அமெரிக்காவில் வாக்சின் ப்ரையாரிட்டி கொடுக்கப் படுவதில்லை. இந்தியாவில்தான் அது போல் வசதிகள் இருக்கு! இதை எல்லாம் உங்க மரமண்டையில் ஏற்றிக் கோங்க!

The bottom line is, we could not come up with a vaccine. We depend on western scientific and medical achievements but we never accept that! I wonder why??? இதுக்கு காரணம் என்னனா ..அது இதுனு சப்பைகட்டுவானுக நாதாரிகள். வாய்க்கு மட்டும் கொறச்சல் இருக்காது.

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இந்தியா நினைவுகள்..

என்ன தம்பி எப்போ வந்தீங்க? நல்லா இருக்கீங்களா? னு விசாரிப்பார் நம்ம செல்வகுமார் அண்ணன். எந்நேரமும் போதைலதான் இருக்கும் அண்ணன். ஆனால்  மக்களின் தரம் தெரியும். நம்ம தெருப் பையன் பெரிய படிப்பு ஏதோ படிக்கிறான்னு ஒரு அன்பு மரியாதை. ஒரு பிரச்சினைனா முதல் ஆளா வந்து நிக்கும்.

உடனே இந்தியாவை மிஸ் பண்ணூறேன்னு நெனச்சுடாதீங்க. இதெல்லாம் அந்தக் காலம். இப்போ எல்லாம் எவனும் எவனைப் பத்தியும் கவலைப் படுவதில்லை. சம்மந்தா சம்மந்தம் இல்லாதவன் எல்லாம் வந்து  தெருவில் குடியிருக்கிறானுக. பூர்வீக சொத்து வச்சிருந்தவன் எல்லாம் எங்கேயோ போயிட்டான். 

கள்ளக்காதல், செல் ஃபோன் காதல் எல்லாம் மலிந்து கெடக்கு. எல்லாரும் பிசியா இருக்கானுக. உக்காந்து ஊர் கதை பேச எவனுக்கும் நேரமில்லை. முன்னேறிட்டானுகளா இல்லை நாசமாப் போயிட்டானுகளா னு தெரியலை.

அமெரிக்கா வந்த புதிதில்..

இருந்த இடம் ஒரு காலேஜ் டவுன். தெரிந்தவன் தெரியாதவன் எல்லாம் ஹல்லோ சொல்லுவானுக. யாருனே தெரியாது, எதிர்த்தாப்பிலே பார்த்தால் ஹலோ சொல்லுவாங்க. புரியாத கல்ச்சர். என்னனு கேட்டால் எதிர்த்தாப்பிலே ஐ கான்டாக்ட் பண்ணூம்போது ஹலோ சொல்றதுனாலயோ, ஹவ் ஆர் யு டூயிங் திஸ் மார்னிங் னு கேட்பதில் ஒன்னும் பெரிய தப்பில்லைனு சொல்லுவாங்க. உடனே அமெரிக்காவில் எல்லாரும் இப்படினு நெனச்சுடாதீங்க. 

இன்று

சைட் வாக்ல நடக்கும்போது மாஸ்க் போட்டிருந்தாலும் எதிர்த்தாப்பிலே எவனாவது வந்தா.. நம்ம எதிரி வர்ரான்னு சைட் வாக்கை விட்டு இறங்கிப் போவேன்.  

மாஸ்க் போட்டு இருப்பதால் எதிர்ப்பாலே வர்ரவன் முறைக்கிறானா இல்லை புன்னகைக்கிறானா?னு பலருக்கு புரிவதில்லை.

ஆக இந்த வைரஸ், மனிதனுக்கு நல்ல பாடம் புகட்டி இருக்கு!

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"Caro! This virus is already started getting mutated to another strain it seems! I think the mutant is now everywhere already"

"I think it is normal. Viruses get mutated easily"

"Why is that?"

"What they say is, viruses replicates faster. As they are rushing their replication, it is easy to make mistakes and those mistakes cause mutation and so easily get mutated"

"Hmm. Are you making up this story, Caro?"

"No! It is true. Here is a reference for you in PLOS, check this out!  https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.3000003"

"Tell me what is in it?"

"This is what they say "RNA viruses have high mutation rates—up to a million times higher than their hosts—and these high rates are correlated with enhanced virulence and evolvability, traits considered beneficial for viruses." blah blah"

"It is beneficial for the viruses? Meaning it is bad of us?"

"Of course, they mutate for better survival. More they survive, more trouble for us. So they can kill us easily"

"This virus must be formed from another virus? A mutant of another virus. Right?"

"Of course. Covid19 did not come from nowhere. It should be a mutant of another virus. They say, its "parents" of covid 19 used to attack "bats". Now after some mutation, the daughters namely coronavirus-2, a mutant form of bat virus started attacking human cells. They are everywhere in the planet."

"Can't they make a bad mutation that will lead to their extinct? In other words the mutant version is less harmful to us? Our cells can kill them easily?"

"It is possible but usually the mutant will have better survival rate. Some mutant might not survive. Such mutant viruses die easily and so we dont even notice them.  The surviving ones are stronger. Meaning, they can kill our cells easily"

"Explain me what is a mutation, Caro? What is an original covid-19 and what is a mutated covid-19"

"That is your area You explain me"

"Mutation is my area? My area is your ass only!"

"Lol. Too bad, you cant publish that research anywhere"

"OK,  Let us say, spike protein of covid-19 has M-A-D-Y-W-R---------P-E-S as amino acid sequence. Mutant spike protein sequence would be M-A-D-Y-W-R---------P-V-S. Glutamate (E) is changed to a Valine (V) in the mutated virus.

"You know one-letter code for all amino acids?! What is an A?"

"Caro's ass!"

"lol"

"Fuck you, Caro! Are you checking my on amino acids knowledge?"

"Answer my question, mister!"

"Alanine, bitch"

"What is P?"

"P is Caro's Panties"

"lol, I thought you would say something else"

"OK, P is proline"

"How about B?'

"No amino acid has B, bitch!"

"How about "O"?

"Ornithine?"

"Is that an Amino acid?"

"Of course. Go, read Urea cycle again"

"But that is not in the Proteins"

"So what? Ornithine is a natural amino acid. Very analogous to Lysine"

"I dont think Ornithine has one letter code as "O"?"

"Why? no white man named it, Right? Fucking whites!"

"lol"

"3-Hydroxy and 4-hydroxy Prolines are all in Proteins like Collagen. But they do not have one-letter code either"

"True"

"Some white guy has to address that issue too. Then only this fucking world would listen"

"Are you better than whites?"

"Of course"

"You are better in bed I know, but  not in everything"

"Anyway,  A-D-Y-W-R---------P-E-S is the amino acid sequence in Spike Protein. What is the codon for Tryptophan?"

"Have you memorized that too?"

"No, not yet. I have to look it up"

"Good. You make me feel better now"

"Hey I was teaching this student, chemistry"

"Girl or guy?"

"It is a guy! How does it matter?"

"It does to me"

"Anyway, he had problem figuring out the Electronegativity trend in periodic table. I said, You have to start from F, fluorine. That's the most electronegative atom in the periodic table. You can go only one way from there in the periodic table, it will have to decrease whether you go the left or down in the periodic table"

"I see. Start from Fluorine, huh?"

"I told him, Always remember, you have got to start from F like in Fucking! He was laughing for ever! Even now, when I text him for something, he will say I will never forget Fluorine is the most electronegative atom. F like in Fucking!"

"That's hilarious"

"Now he knows how to see the trend of electronegativity in a periodic table. That's the whole point"

"Dont tell that to girls"

"I can tell that to only one girl, namely Caro!"

"Do you flirt with them? The girls you teach?"

"I dont know. You should ask them"

"What's her name? You taught her organic chemistry? A premed student or something?"

"That was Fatima! A muslim girl"

"I thought they are very sensitive. You need to be extra careful with them?"

"Idk, I correlate chemistry with real life so that they can remember easily"

"Like what?"

"It was funny. I was teaching kinetic control and thermodynamic control to his girl, Fatima. But She was keep asking me how to remember that..blah blah I told her, OK, Kinetic control is like one has a crush on someone. One is attracted to him or her. It is very quick decision, it is fast but most of the time it wont last long. It is like a short-term relationship . Thermodynamic control is like you interact, get to know that person, there are ups and downs in the relationship. and finally decide that that guy is worth marrying and you go on with a long-term relationship"

"What did she say?'

"She was giving me sarcastic look and said, I GET IT now with a smile"

" Then?"

"I was not sure whether that was an appropriate correlation but sometimes I do that"

"Did she continue the sessions with you, afterwards"

"Of course. I taught her orgo 1 and orgo 2 as well. She got an A in both of them. She may be in medical school now"

"Was she bright?"

"Of course. She was a bright student"

"She is from middle east?"

"Yes, her parents are from middle east and they kind of settled here in US"

"How did you come to know her?"

"Her mom contacted me through online tutoring site. She was telling me that her daughter has difficulties with orgo and she is very bright blah blah. I said, let me see. Let me talk to her. She said that she prefers to meet in a common place like library or starbucks. I said, OK"

"You said she was bright"

"Not all bright students can study organic chemistry. Lot of bright students will have difficulties because it is different kind of subject. Bright students wont like it"

"Seriously? Was she cute?"

"I really dont care, Caro. What matters most is her learning style. If it clicks well, look hardly matters. A not-so-good-looking girl will look beautiful if she appreciates and understands what I teach her"

"Really?"

"I tried to teach couple of kids,who are my friends' friends' daughters or sons.It never clicked with them"

"What do you mean?"

"Idk, I never could have had any pleasure teaching them so far"

"Because?"

"They dont catch the important points I teach them. They answer in a weird way. Though the answers are correct, they dont please me. The point is students' look hardly matters. Neither do gender, race or language the student speaks matter"

"So, all that matters is the students learning style.  I dont believe it!"

"I know but it is true!"

"Do they say hi to you? Fatima?"

"They just move on. When they finished organic and get into medical school or whatever, they will just move on."

"Really?"

"I connect with some people through linkedin. Now we got derailed? Where were we?"

"Mutation?"

"Yeah. Where did Coronavirus come from?"

"There is a virus which infect bats and that got mutated to another virus which is attacking humans now!"

"Mutation is everything?!"

"Thats how we evolved. Right? The more I read, I come to the conclusion that it is hard to control the natural selection. One virus can erase us ALL! We are nothing. Why are we having all this ego??!"

"Ignorance!"

"Come here"

"Yes?"

"You smell good, Caro!"

"OMG! You are smelling my neck and arm pit. I think your hormones are up regulated"

"You smell good darling"

"Really?"

"Yeah, mine is up. How about your hormones level now?'

"Kiss me, you would know from my response!"

"Where?"

"In my cheeks"

"Why? Are you wet in every tasty spots?" 

"Ha ha ha  Probably"

"I can tell your hormones level only by tasting your saliva"

"Ha ha ha Really?"

"The taste of your saliva tells me your hormone level"

"So, you want to kiss me in my mouth or you want me to spit in your mouth?"

"Both works with me! It works better if I lick your tongue"

 "What are you really?"

"Why?"

"You know how to make a woman come without even touching them"

"You also know how to turn me on by complimenting like this, darling"

-to be continued

 

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (43)

 கொரோனா வைரஸ்! இந்தியர்களின் அலட்சியம்!  (கோவிட் 19 இந்தியா):

இந்தியாவில் வாக்சின் இன்னும் ரெடி ஆகவில்லை. கொரோனா வைரஸ் இன்ஃபெக்சன் குறைந்தவுடன் மாஸ்க் போடாமல் ரொம்ப அசட்டையாக இருக்காங்கனு சொல்றாங்க.

எல்லா நாடுகளிலும் சிறிது குறைந்து மறுபடியும் அதிகமாகும் ட்ரெண்ட் தான் உலகம் முழுவதும் இருக்கு. இர்ண்டாவது முறை கோவிட் 19 தாக்கும்போது முதல் முறையைவிட உயிரிழப்பு அதிகமாக இருக்குனு சொல்றாங்க. இந்தியாவில் தப்பு பண்றாங்கனு தோணுது.

 உங்க வாழ்க்கை! வாழ்வதோ சாவதோ உங்க இஷ்டம்னு தெரிந்தாலும் ஏதோ சொல்லணும்னு தோணுச்சு. அவ்ளோதான்! 

According to several experts' analysis, HERD IMMUNITY could not have been obtained by INDIANS yet. So, there will be more corona virus infections pretty soon!

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 மத்தவங்க நம்மள என்ன நினைப்பார்கள்? என்கிற ஒரு பயம். பிறரைவிட நாம் பணத்தால், வசதியால், செல்வாக்கால் உயர்வாக இருக்கனும். அப்போத்தான் உலகம் மதிக்கும். 

இதுபோல் சில அற்ப விசயங்கள்தான் மனித வாழ்வில் "ட்ரைவிங் ஃபோர்ஸ்". இதுபோல் அற்ப சந்தோஷங்கள்தான் சின்ன மனுஷன் பெரிய மனுஷன் எல்லோருக்குமே வாழ்வில் ஒரு பிடிப்பை உண்டாக்குது. 

மனிதன் யோசிக்கவே இல்லைனா பிரச்சினை இல்லை.  வாழ்வைப் புரியாமேலே வாழ்வதற்கும், வாழ்வைப் புரிந்து கொண்டு வாழ்வதுக்கும் என்ன பெரிய வித்தியாசம் ? ரெண்டு பேரும் சாகத்தான் போறான். ரெண்டு பேரும் இல்லாமல் போனபிறகும் உலகம் தெடரும். அப்படி சிந்திப்பதில் தப்பு எதுவும் இல்லைதான்..

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என் பி ஆர் ல பெடோஃபைல் பத்தி ஏதோ சொன்னாங்க. சிறு குழந்தைகள மிரட்டி அப்யூஸ் செய்வது, மொலெஸ்ட் பண்ணூவது. அவர்கள் படும் கஷ்டங்கள பார்த்து சந்தோஷப்படுவது போல சிக்னெஸ் இருக்காம் இரு சிலருக்கு.  

இதுபோல் மனிதர்கள் இருக்காங்கனு அப்பப்போ ஏதாவது நியூஸ் கேக்கும்போது ஞாபகம் வரும். இதெப்படி ஒரு சிலரால் முடியுது? இதில் என்ன சந்தோஷம் இருக்கும்? இப்படியெல்லாம் செய்வார்களா? னு ஒரு சிலர் யோசிப்போம்.

ஒரு சிலர் இதையெல்லாம் கேட்டும் கேக்காத மாதிரிப் போய்விடுவார்கள். ஒரு சிலருக்கு இதெல்லாம் தப்புனே தெரியுமா என்னனு தெரியலை. எல்லாரும் எல்லா விசயத்தையும் கவனிப்பது இல்லை, கவனித்தாலும் அதைப் பத்தி ஒரே மாதிரி யோசிப்பதில்லை.

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மாரல்ஸ் எல்லாம் எல்லா பெற்றோரும் குழந்தைகள்க்கு சொல்லித் தருவதில்லை.  குழந்தை நல்ல தரமான ஆளாலகவில்லைனா யார் தப்பு? நான் சிறூ வயதில் சேர்ந்து விளயாடும் ஒரு நண்பன் ஒரு சில சின்ன சின்ன தப்புகள் செய்வான். பொய் சொல்லுவான், அடுத்தவங்க பொருள தன்னுடையதாக்கிக் கொள்வான். ஆனால் அவங்க அம்மாவிடம் அவன் என்ன தப்பு செய்தாலும், திருடினாலும் போய் சொன்னா அவனுக்குத்தான் வக்காலத்து வாங்குவாங்க.  அவன் திருடினான்னு தெரிந்தாலும் சரி. அடுத்தவங்க பந்தை எடுத்துட்டுப் போயி தன்னுடையதா ஆக்கிக் கொண்டான்னு பந்தை காட்டிச் சொன்னாலும் சரி அவனை விட்டுக்கொடுக்கவே மாட்டாங்க. அவரும் ஒரு தாய்தான். 

இன்னொரு பக்கம் நானனெல்லாம் ஏதாவது தப்பு செய்தால்..செய்யனும்னு கூட இல்லை, இவன் என்ன அடிச்சுட்டான்னு அம்மாட்டப் போயி என் கசின் பொய் சொன்னாலும் போதும், அம்மா அடி பின்னி எடுத்து விடுவார்கள். பொய்கூட சொல்லத் தெரியாத அளவுக்கு என்னை யெல்லாம் மக்காவே வளர்த்து விட்டார்கள். தாய் என்கிற ஸ்தானத்தில் உள்ள எல்லாருமே ஒரே வகை இல்லை. பல வகைகள்தான்.

However, சக்சஸ்க்கும் மாரல்ஸ்க்கும் சம்மந்தம் இல்லை. பொய் பேசத் தெரிந்தவன் பெரிய ஆள் (பணத்தால்) ஆகலாம். உண்மை பேசத்தெரிந்தவன் வாழக்கை அந்த வீகென்ஸ் ஆல் முன்னேறாமலே போகலாம். இதுதான் வாழ்க்கை. Life is not fair னு சொல்லுவாங்க

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நம்மைவிட நல்லாப் படிச்சவங்க அறிவாளிகள் வாழ்க்கையில் முன்னேறாமல் செட்டில் ஆகி இருக்கலாம். மக்கா படித்தவர்கள் பின்னால் நல்லாப் படிச்சு  பெரிய அளவில் வந்து நிக்கலாம். இவங்க ரெண்டு பேரும் பல ஆண்டுகள் பின்னால் சந்திக்க நேரும்போதுதான் வேடிக்கை. நல்லா படிச்சவனுக்கு. அன்றூ  மக்கா படிச்சவன்  இவனைவிட பெரியாளாகி இருப்பதை ஏத்துக்கவே முடியாது. அவனை சந்தித்த அந்த நாள் இரவில் தூக்கம் வராது. இவனுக்கு இதுகூடத் தெரியாதுடா இப்போ என்னடானா இவந்தான் பெரிய ஆள்ணு ஒரு சிலரிடம் சொல்லி புறம் பேசினால்தான் அவனுக்கு மனது கொஞ்சமாவது ஆறூதல் அடையும். இதெல்லாம் கற்பனை எல்லாம் இல்லை. எல்லோருடைய வாழ்விலும் நடக்கும் நிதர்சனம்.

So, what do we care what other people think? Unfortunately our life is based on what other people think of us! We live for others' respect. You may not agree but that is the fact. Thats what makes us happy. But you know yourself better than what other people think who you are. They may even have a completely wrong picture of you. The whole world thinks you are guilty but you are innocent.YOU KNOW THAT. But what is the result? You are punished. You cant prove that you are innocent. You can not convince others that you are innocent. It matters, what other people think of you as long as you live here in this fucking world.

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"Who was that girl?"

"Who?"

"I saw you in the Starbucks, you were talking with a young girl?"

"Oh! thats my boss's friend's sister. She is in her 11th grade now"

"And? What are you doing with her?"

 "Are you spying on me, Caro?!!"

"What are you doing with her?!"

"She needs help with chemistry. I am going to help her"

"Teach her chemistry?"

"Yeah but through skype or zoom. Not in-person. Just wanted to get to know her and so I met her briefly. Seems like you caught me red-handed!"

"Ha ha ha"

"I met her to learn what they teach and what are the expectations from her teacher and such"

"How is she like? Bright?"

"Idk, Caro! I will know only after I started teaching her a little bit. You can not judge students just from first meeting. You will learn only when you are teaching. Especially when you are noticing how they grasp the concept and whether they want to be challenged? In what level? etc"

"What do you mean?"

"Some kids somehow wants an A in the class. They care mostly about the grade. Their parents too. They dont care molecules are kissing or hugging or fucking!"

"Ha ha ha"

"Some kids are different. They really do want to learn. They want to dig deeper"

"Hmm"

"Every kid has a unique learning style. One on one teaching is completely different from teaching 20-50 kids as a bunch. When you are teaching bunch of kids, some can understand well, some can not and, some will not be able to focus on what is being taught. You can not focus on all of them individually.  Thats almost impossible. You just teach the whole class and move on. But when you teach one on one, you would clearly know what this kid knows and how you should teach her. You just have to change gear depending on where the kid stands"

"If you dont?"

"You are wasting her time and yours too. If the kid is a quick learner, you can jump to challenging problems shortly"

"What are the challenging problems exactly?"

"Problems for which even the teacher has to work hard to solve it."

"Really? I thought teacher know everything"

"There are spectrum of teachers too. Sometimes in on-line assignments set by mastering chemistry or sapling or other on-line platforms, you have to answer "incorrectly" to get it right"

"What do you mean?"

"The person who set the on-line questions (btw they are not geniuses)  might set up a wrong answer as correct answer. So, if you answer correctly, the fucking computer will say your answer is wrong. Eventually you have to give an incorrect answer to get it correct"

"What if you complain to the professor or teacher?"

"Those morons usually dont care. Not many even know what the fuck  is in the assignment. They just assign such and such assignment as homework, That's your problem. There are some fuck-ups like that will pop up now and then in on-line assignments"

 "Is one-on-one teaching hard?'

"I was teaching a girl quite sometime ago. She does not know how to do cross multiplication when I was teaching ideal gas law. I could not proceed further. I started teaching math first, then started chemistry. It depends on the kid's knowledge and how much they knew already"

"lol"

"It happens a lot. Let me tell you something, you say pH = -log [H+], then you plug in concentration of H+, let us say 10 M. Let us plug in pH=-log [10], which equals, negative 1 (- 1). They will follow this. Now you say, pH is 10, what is the H+ ion concentration? 

10 = -log [x]. 

x = 10^(-10)

The student will stop you here! She will say, I dont understand, how you got this?

Then you will explain, the log has a base 10 and so, when you do the inverse log (anti log). the base would go to the other side and whatever you have there will become power of the base 10"

"Now you are teaching math!"

"Chemistry physics, math and biology are inter-linked. Check this out! One could ask "What is base 10? What is log?" 

"What is it?"

"As you know log is just a "manipulation" to make a huge number to smaller one so that it is easy for "usage", Instead of saying 1000,000, 000 and 1000,000,000,000 you convert them to 9 and 12 by using base 10. It is easy to compare now

"I think I was taught when I was doing high school"

"Idk, May be I paid little attention when I was taught. I learned that later"

"What if you dont know any of these math stuff?"

"You can look it up and teach yourself first, then teach the kid. We get rusty Caro. Lot of times you need to learn a lot before teaching the kids. I look it up and then teach! It keeps you busy"

"It is not easy?"

"Nothing is easy, Caro. I enjoy educating what I know to the kids. That's the pleasure"

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"I wanted to ask you something about India. It seems like the infection and death rate is pretty low?"

"Well, they think it is over but IT IS NOT"

"Why dont you educate them?"

"Me? Why? I have very little tolerance"

"Someone has to tell them"

"Dont you know, nobody listens to anybody!"

"Come on!"

"I am serious. Why do you think I left India? I cant deal with them"

"Really?"

"It is hard. They dont listen what we say, they really frustrate you. It is complicated"

"I thought such people are there everywhere"

"True but it is better here. Why? You want me to go back?"

"No! Who will fuck me then?"

"So, I am your fuck buddy. Thats all?"

"lol"

"I wonder when you are going slap me for annoying you"

"You want to get slapped? Huh? Does that turn you on? Slapping you?"

"May be"

"You are a crazy sob!"

"How about pedicure for you, bitch?"

"Yeah, it is about time!"

"Wear panties first. I may have to move and spread your legs when cutting you nails"

"Ha ha ha. The fun starts now"

"I will bring a bucket of hot water first. To clean your feet first"

"OK"

 -to be continued

 Relax please

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (37)

"Whats going on Caro?"

"What? Are you not coming to my place tonight?"

"For what?"

"Just for a hug and kiss. I miss you!"

"Already?"

"Yeah. Why not?"

"You want to talk politics?"

"Anything is fine. Come over here"

"Will be there soon" 

"When is soon?"

"I will be there in the evening. OK?"

"OK"

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"Guess what, Caro?"

"What?"

"I already voted!"

"Really? How?"

"In person, Absentee ballot. Some places you can vote like that. But you may have to drive an hour so, to get there"

"What is the rush?"

"Idk, because of this covid-19, you dont know how long you have to wait in the line on Election day"

"How long it took for you?" 

"About an hour in the line"

"Did they ask why you want to vote now?"

"I told them I have an important meeting on that day (November 3rd) . I may be out of town. So.. Some bullshit. They dont care as long as you show your identity like Driver's license." 

"They print out your ballot? I mean it changes a little bit based on where you live right? LIke the representative may different for you and me?"

"You give them your driver's license, they print out your ballot"

"Whom did you vote?"

"You know whom I will vote!"

"I know you would not vote for the clown who disrespects science and scientists"

"There was a 70-year old white woman was standing in front of me. She was saying, hopefully we can get rid of the "clown" soon"

"Ha ha ha! Hopefully"

"Yeah, you never know until it all gets settled hopefully before the end of this year"

"Well, there is going to be lots of fun partying for the "send off" "

 "Let us see. Rural Americans  and whites without college degree are not with us! They are still stuck with him. They still love this clown, no matter what he talks"

"Nobody seems confident"

"Because they learnt a big lesson from last election polling predictions. But it is not going to be repeated this time"

"So what happens if he loses?"

"He will say, it is election fraud, I won. I won. I won. I won the popular vote too. He will not be leaving the office unless they grab him and take him away. "

"Ha ha ha" 

"Everyone says, he will not leave the office even if he loses. They law has not been written properly to get rid of the loser? You believe that! What a fuck up!"

"I wonder why?"

"Nobody thought such a situation will ever arise. Someone can be so shameless and indecent could be President of this country. Now we are fucked"

"Ha ha ha"

"I dont think he is mature enough to accept his defeat. He never will be"

"But.."

"But what? Everyone says the loser should have some decency to concede and leave the office. This guy is shameless!"

"I thought we have the best government settings"

"Yeah, right. You must be kidding, Right, Caro? Electoral college is a joke. States like California, Texas and NY with huge population has two senators. States like ND, Wyoming, South Dakota with little population also has two senators as well. If we had number of senators based on population, we will not be in this fucked up situation of GOP majority senate now"

"Seems like you learnt lot about American politics"

"We must pay attention to politics, Caro. Because people are not paying attention to politics, we are in such a mess, now"

"Everyone thinks that we got only one vote, we can not change anything"

"This election is different. Already almost 20 percent of people voted. Never happened before"

"Because of Covid?"

"Thats one reason.There may be other reasons. May be to overcome the voter suppression"

"So, Indians are all left-wing?"

"They are left-wing in US but they are conservatives when it comes to India or Indian politics or Hindu-fucking-ism. They are full of shit."

"What do you mean?"

"If it is hindu religion, they are religious and right-wing, will support Modi and all Hindu religious bullshit. Once they come to US, they will be against religious conservatives (Christians) and act like liberal. But they are religious conservatives, when it comes to Hindu religion. Over all they are full of shit. Especially the conservative brahmin bastards who emigrated to US"

"How do you know?"

"I know Hindu-religious morons SO WELL. The pity is that they themselves dont realize that they are fucking hypocrites. They lack a working brain in their head"

"Are you one of them?"

"No BITCH!!!"

"Why are you spanking in my ass?"

"Because you deserve that. You insulted me, white bitch!"

"It is not that"

"It is not what?"

"You just want to spank me. You like it. It is just an excuse for you cheap bastard"

"I am going to rape you now, Caro!"

"Ha ha ha, You are welcome! Fuck you very much"

"You are unbelievable"

"Why?"

"You know I dont believe in any religion or God or whatsoever. Why the fuck are you asking me such a question?"

"I just want you to get mad at me"

"Why?"

"When I act like a real bitch, you like to fuck me really good. That's why" 

"So, it is all about sex, bitch?"

"No, it is about sex as well"

"White girls are amazing"

"Why?"

"They act completely different from Indian girls I know"

"They are better or worse"

"Idk, they are different"

"How?"

"Idk"

"May be becuase they are white?"

"I am not talking about physical appearance. It is mental. I will give example when I see it in specific instances. OK?"

"OK. I got some dinner. Shall we eat?"

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Relax please

 

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (33)

 முன்னுரை:

சப்போஸ் ரஷ்யா வாக்சின் அல்லது சைனா வாக்சின் வொர்க் ஆகுதுனு வச்சுக்குவோம். யு கே, அமெரிக்கா, மற்ற மேலை நாடுகள் எல்லாம் ஓப்பன் மைண்டுடன் அந்த வாக்சினை ஏற்றுக்கொள்வார்களா? என்பது என்னுடைய கேள்வி.

எனக்கு பதில் தெரியும். :)

முதலில் வெளிவரும் எந்த வாக்சினும்       பர்ஃபெக்டாக இருக்கப் போவதில்லை. நெறையா இம்ப்ரூவ்மெண்ட் தேவை இருக்கும். அதனால் ஒரு வாக்சினில் குறை கண்டுபிடிப்பது எளிது. அது யாரு கண்டுபிடித்தாலும்  சரி.

அமெரிக்கா வந்த புதிதில் இவர்கள் எல்லாம் ஓப்பன் மைண்டெட்னு நான் நினைத்ததுண்டு. ஆனால் அதே ஒப்பீனியன் எல்லாம் இன்றைக்கு இல்லை. நிறைய கழிவுகளும் இங்கே இருக்கிறது.

ஒரு மாணவன் சரியான பதில் எழுதி அதற்கு க்ரிடிட் கொடுக்காமல் இருந்த ப்ரஃபசரிடம் ஆர்க்யூ பண்ணி தோத்ததும் உண்டு. இங்கேயும் ஏகப்பட்ட முட்டாக்கூதிகளும் ப்ரபஸரா ஓட்டிக்கிட்டுத்தான் இருக்கானுக. அதனால மேலை நாட்டிலுள்ளவன் எல்லாம் ஓப்பன் மைண்டெட் நம்ம ஊர்லதான் எல்லார்ம் க்ளூஸ்ட் மைண்டெட்னு நினைக்கும் நினைப்பை சரி செய்தாகிவிட்டது. உலகம் முழுவதும் இதே எழவுதான்.

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"Can I ask you something?"

" About what? Your ass?"

"Ha ha ha, No!"

"I thought you are going to ask about your look. Thats what girls care about"

"I know I am beautiful and sexy"

"Dont get cocky, sweetheart"

"I am not. You only distracted me."

"Go ahead"

"You complain so much about US, then why are you here?"

"Good question. I am attracted to white chicks like you. That's why?"

"Ha ha ha"

"They are fucking hot and beautiful"

"So, you are saying you are living here just for fooling around with me"

"Yeah. You have got a problem with that?"

"You were happy with Suneeta too? Right?"

"How would you know?"

"So, you dumped her to get into my pants?"

"I made her to dump me because I dont think she ever loved me"

"What was it then?'

"Just infatuation or hormones or just girls need someone for security reason. They dont want to be lonely"

"Really?"

"They dont even know that. Thats the pity"

"So, you know everything about girls, huh?"

"Of course"

"You did not answer my question"

"Idk, I thought this country is better but I am not sure now"

"You realized after you became a naturalized citizen?'

"Yeah, it is too late. I am stuck here. I cant go back now"

 "You dont want to?"

"When I have a beautiful chick like you, why do I want to go back. May be if you dump me, I may"

"I am not going to dump you"

"You dont know. Every couple got married in US were in madly in love with each other. Later, love disappears, they get divorce, Right?"

"Where did the love go?"

"I think there was only a limited amount of love just like heavy metal like Gold. After sometime the love goes from an older couple to another new couple"

"Ha ha ha"

 "Caro! Earth revolves around Sun. Right?"

"Right"

"Sun revolves around what?"

"Milky way, they say"

"What is that? Are you kidding me?"

"No, it is a galaxy or something. Apparently Sun has to revolve around something. Right?"

"Yeah. if earth and all the planets revolves around something. Then sun has to revolve around something else"

"What do we have in Sun?"

"They say it has just mostly hydrogen and helium gases undergoing nuclear fusion  reactions and generating enormous heat. Hydrogen nucleus combine to for helium nucleus or alpha particle"

 "Helium nucleus or alpha particle?'

"He nucleus is alpha particle!"

"Is there radioactivity?"

"Of course, if we reach closer, we are dead"

"Is Sun God's creation?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Some people believe everything were created by God including Sun"

"Idk who created Sun but God was created by us. I am sure about that at least. So God evloved only after human evolved"

"Ha ha ha"

"It is true"

"There are lots of unknowns. Right?'

"Of course. So, everything is created by God and why?"

"Idk"

"OK, let me be fair. Earth is created by God. Fine, So be it. Why does God create, Jupiter, Venus, and Pluto?'

"Like I said, there are lots of unknowns"

"That answer will fit for any question. When there is an unknown, it can be answered as "God's will" . Only he knows why  or such bullshit"

"How did human come up with God, according to you?"

"Idk, out of fear? You think animals believe in God?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Why are you laughing bitch? It is a genuine question!"

"I dont know"

"What does Christianity or other religions say?'

"I think they believe animals are created for human use?"

"Really? Corona viruses are using human (lungs) for their use. Right? Lion and Tiger will feed their cubs with human flesh too. Animals are created for human use is BS. Humans are useful to animals too"

"One can believe whatever they want. Right?"

"It does not make any sense to me"

"That's your belief"

"I dont believe in anything"

"What?"

"Here is something for you. Let us say every element formed from hydrogen. How did hydrogen form?"

"Ha ha ha, God created it"

"OK, hydrogen or protons combines to form He nucleus and energy. What if all the hydrogen combined and formed He. Does He ever get cleaved to form Hydrogen nucleus in SUN as well? Otherwise, it seems like all hydrogens are getting consumed and He being generated. The proportion of He keep increasing..It is hard to maintain the ratio"

"God knows the answer"

"Stop it, Caro!"

"Why? God theory works for everything!"

"I want to know how hydrogen is always available in sun? Where does it come from? Do you have an answer?"

"I will look it up!"

"I looked it up. I could not find an answer. Good luck!"

"You are not the first one to think like that, I guess?"

"Did you think about it?"

"Of course not"

 "Why not?"

"Idk, you are just weird"

"Right"

 -to be continued 

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மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (24)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

வைரஸ்களுக்கு உயிர் கிடையாது என்கிறார்கள்.  பயாலஜி விஞ்ஞானிகள்.

உடனே விஞ்ஞானி சொல்லிட்டான்னு நம்பி விடுவது பகுத்தறிதல் அல்ல. பண்டாரம் சொன்னாலும் விஞ்ஞானி சொன்னாலும் என்னனு பகுத்தறீயனும். அதுதான் அழகு.

ஏன் இப்படி சொல்கிறார்கள்?  வைரஸ்கள் தானாக இனபெருக்கம் செய்ய இயலாதவை. அவைகளுக்கு இன்னொரு ஹோஸ்ட் செல் தேவை. வைரஸ் களால் தானாக "மெட்டாபலைஸ்" செய்ய இயலாது.

இந்த இரண்டு காரணங்களால் வைரஸ்களுக்கு உயிர் இல்லைனு சொல்றானுக இந்த "மேதாவிகள்" வைரல் பார்ட்டிக்கிள் னு தான் சொல்லுவானுக.

நான் ப்ரோட்டீனுக்கே உயிர் இருக்குனு சொல்றேன். வைரஸ்க்கு உயிர் இல்லைனு எப்படி ஒத்துக்கொள்வேன்? இவனுகளா ஒரு டெஃபனிஷன் வச்சுக்கிறது. இது இது செய்தால்தான் உயிர் இருக்குனு.

கொரோனா வைரஸ் பத்தி, அது எப்படி பரவுது, எப்படி உருவாச்சு?னு இன்னும் யாருக்கும் இன்னும் தெளிவாகப் புரிந்த மாதிரித் தெரியவில்லை.

இந்தியாவில் டெல்லில ஒரு கல்யாணம் நடந்து இருக்கு. 32 வயதான ஒரு ஐ டி தொழில் செய்றவர் மாப்பிள்ளை. கல்யாணம் நெருங்கி வரும் வேளையில் இவருக்கு உடல் நலக் குறைவு. காய்ச்சல் வயிற்றூப் போக்கு. இருந்தாலும் கல்யாணத்தை நிறுத்த வேண்டாம்னு கல்யாணமும் நடந்து முடிந்தது. கல்யாணம் முடிந்து ரெண்டு நாட்களில் சீரியஸாகி ஆள் காலி.

 கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் இவர் உயிரை பறித்ததுனு சொல்றாங்க. ஆனால் இவர் உடலை இறந்த உடனேயே யாருக்கும் சொல்லாமல் இறுதி சடங்கு செய்து சாம்பலாகிட்டாங்க போல. இப்போ, கல்யாணத்தில் கலந்து கொண்ட பலருக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாஸிடிவா இருக்குனு சொல்றாங்க. மணமகந்தான் பரப்பி விட்டதாக அமெரிக்க, மேல்நாட்டு பத்திரிக்கைகள் எல்லாம் சொல்றானுக.

இங்கே ரிஓபனிங் செய்த பிறகு ஒரு நாள்க்கு 50,000 பாசிடிவ் கேஸ் வந்து கொண்டு இருக்கு. டெக்சாஸ் கவர்னர் அடிமுட்டாள் போல பேசிக்கிட்டு இருக்கான். இங்கே உள்ள ரிபப்லிகன் பாலிட்டிசியன் களூக்கெல்லாம் தலையில் களீ மண்தான் இருக்கு. அதை எல்லாம் ஒரு மயிரையும் புடுங்க முடியலை. இந்தியால ஒரு மணமகனிடம் இருந்து எல்லாருக்கும் பரவிவிட்டதாக உளர்றானுக.

இதில் புதிர் என்னனா, இவர் கல்யாணம் செய்த மணமகளூக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் டெஸ்ட் நெகடிவா இருக்காம். இது எப்படினு யாருக்கும் விளங்கவில்லை.

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"Caro! I said I am O positive and universal donor, Correct? But"

"But what?"

"I cant donate blood to a person who is O negative. Correct?"

"Yeah, your Rh protein antigen will cause trouble to the O negative recipient. Actually O negative blood group is the universal donor, not O positive group. Because O positive blood can not be received by O negative person or anybody who is Rh (-)"

"Are you AB positive?"

"Yes?"

"You are universal recipient. You can receive blood from anybody and survive? "

"Yeah, but I can give blood to only another AB+ person"

"OK, here is the chart!"



"You are weird. Why do you want to learn about blood group now?"

"I have to make use of your ass when we are together. After you dumped me, you would not care anything about me anymore. Right?"

"Thats not it. You are digging deep into biology these days."

"You know why? When we are studying, we never have pleasure in learning because we care about our grades only. I could never enjoy Science then. If I had focused on what I want to learn, I would not be here now, near by your ass"

"Now you enjoy learning"

"Of course, when I have sexy chick like you to teach"

"I can teach you other stuff too"

"What is it? Stuff like what?"

"You know"

"Sex?"

"Ha ha ha, Nope"

"How to talk politely and how to eat in a well-mannered way?"

"Yeah, you are rude at times"

"You should see how people eating using their hands and sucking all their fingers and such in India"

"Why cant they use spoons and forks or sticks like chinese do?"

"It tastes better when you use hand and fingers rather than spoons and forks"

"Really?"

"Yes. I cant mix my food well when I use spoons. I dont like the taste of spoon when it touches my tongue"

"Seriously?"

"I like your fingers, lips, toes and tongue in my mouth rather than metal spoons"

"I understand that part well" she smiled.

"It is something you get used it, Caro. If I were taught to eat using spoons, I would find it odd when I am using hands when I am eating my food"

"I really dont care, how one eats his/her food"

"Not only that. Even religion, some people are taught when they were young and they turned out to be stupid"

"They can start thinking now"

"I really dont understand how religious minds work. Neither can they understand how my mind works"

"May be it gives them strength"

"I guess so. When they believe in God, they think He will help them. That gives them strength because they pass on their problems to God."

"That sounds right"

- to be continued

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