மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (35)

முன்னுரை:

எஸ் பி பாலசுப்ரமணியம் கோவிட் பாசிடிவ் ஆகி வென்டிலேட்டர் சப்போர்ட்ல இருக்கதாக செய்தி. அவர் நலம் பெற வேண்டும்!

ஒரு சாதாரண ஏழைக்கு கோவிட் 19 வந்து சீரியஸ் நிலை வந்தால் இந்தியாவை பொறூத்த வரை , வெட்டிலேட்டர்  எல்லாம்  பயன் படுத்தி  அவர் உயிரை காப்பாத்த முடியாது. அதற்கான பணம் கெடையாது. எஸ் பி பி, அமிதாப் போன்றவர்களால்தான் இதெல்லாம் அஃபோட் பண்ண முடியும். 

அமெரிக்காவை பொறூத்தவரை ஏழைக்கும்  வெண்டிலேட்டர் சப்போர்ட் கிடைக்கும். அதேபோல்தான்   யுனிவேர்சல்  ஹெல்த் கேர் உள்ள கனடா , மேலும்  பல யூரோப்பியன் நாடுகளூம்.

இதுதான்  மேலை நாடுகளூக்கும்  இந்தியாவுக்கும் உள்ள பெரிய வேறூபாடு. ஏழைகள் உயிரும் காப்பாத்தப் படும்.

Wait here! Some people can survive without ventilator support, some people may die even after ventilator support. It is not that ventilator support will save the life always. It can help to a great extent to save a life.

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இன்றைய நிலையில் இந்தியாவில் மட்டும்தான் கொரோனா வைரஸ் "பீக்" ல இருப்பது போல் "டேட்டா" வருகின்றன. Daily new cases 100, 000. ப்ரெசிலில்கூட இப்போ குறைந்துவிட்டது. அமெரிக்காவும் "பெட்டெர்" ஆகிக்கொண்டு வருது. 

People have died in my home town, People I knew had died because of Covid-19 in the street I grew up. 

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டெக்சாஸ் மற்றும் லியூசியானா மாநிலங்களில் ஹரிக்கேன் லாரா பாதிப்பு அவ்வளவு மோசமாகத் தெரியலை

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வழக்கம்போல் கலிஃபோர்னியாவில் காட்டுத் தீ பிரச்சினை. ஒவ்வொரு வருடமும் புதுப் பது ரெக்கார்ட் வருது.

சரி, நம்ம பிரச்சினையை நம்ம பார்ப்போம், 

 மாஸ்க் எங்கேப்பா?! 

Keep 10 feet away from me, moron!

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"What do you want, Caro?"

"What do you mean?"

 "You know what I mean, white bitch "

"Ha ha ha. I don't know, cheap bastard"

"I am not cheap!"

"Yes, you are. You molested me, not long ago. You pinched me in my private part"

"You made me do it, bitch. Something wrong with you.   I know why you are provoking me"

"Why?"

"I think you are extremely horny"

"Really? How do you know?"

"Your body language is very "inviting"?"

"Inviting? What do you mean by inviting, mister?"

"I am not going to spell it out for you, bitch"

"I KNOW what you want, mister" 

 "Look at how the way you walk around, your ass movements and your lips. Why are you walking around not wearing panties anyway.? Jesus! You are fucking horny, hot bitch."

"How about you? Why do you imagine inside of my skirts"

"It is you who tempts me, bitch. I am just a poor guy"

"Ha ha ha. You are the most complex personality, I have ever seen in my life"

"Yeah?!!"

"Yes, you are!"

"Whatever! Caro! Check this out!"

"What?"

"I heard some couples are having sex wearing mask but without condom these days"

"Ha ha ha ! Oh my God!  Where did you hear that?"

"Somewhere"

"I think you are making it up"

"It is true. Because they think the virus only can spread through your mouth or nose but not through vagina or penis"

"Now, you make me wonder whether it is a joke or a true story"

"You think we should also try like that. Caro?"

"Nope, Fuck you very much!"

"Ha ha ha"

"I think you are making up lots of stories these days"

"I did not. You need to at least appreciate that they are trying to be responsible even during fucking as well"

 "Ha ha ha, you are crazy"

 "Hey, it is not me. Those people are"

"Yeah, right. Those people are crazy"

"I think if you wear mask it will be a turn on for me. I would like to remove it and see your beautiful lips and will kiss you especially when it is hidden"

"Really? Then I will wear now"

"Why do you want to turn me on now, bitch?"

"May be I am horny"

"I like when you are extremely honest, Caro"

"I can be more honest"

"How?"

"Could you fuck me please? And make me cum, mister?"

"You started talking dirty, I believe you now"

"You better"

*****

"Hi Honest or Loyal, which one you would like to be?"

"They are completely two different things"

"I know. When you are trying to be loyal then you can not be honest. You may have to do some unethical things for being loyal. On the other hand being honest all the time in a practical world is almost impossible in this fake world"

"What are you saying?"

 குணம்நாடிக் குற்றமும் நாடி அவற்றுள் மிகைநாடி மிக்க கொளல் 

"What are you saying in Tamil?"

"I am saying, nobody can be 100% honest or 100% loyal"

"Hmm"

"Loyalty bothers me"

"Why?"

"Loyalty is something simple. If a country provides you everything, you have to be loyal to the country, no matter what it does to others. Even if the country does some immoral things, even if it is run by a nut case. You see what I mean?"

"What are you saying? You can be disloyal?"

"If you are disloyal, you are unpatriotic, you are a rat, you would be in jail. So, you can not be unpatriotic or disloyal to the nation you live no matter what it does. You just have to go with it. Thats what loyalty is all about"

"Now you are complicating it"

"Everything gets complicated once you start thinking about it seriously"

"So?"

"Dont think, just live your fucking life with a dead brain"

"Here is where the problem. You just bring up a situation but you dont give a good solution"

"There are no good solutions for lots of problems in our life, bitch"

"What do you want me to do?"

"The more thick-skinned or brain-dead you are, the better off you are"

"Fuck you!"

"I love it when you say that, Caro"

 "Ha ha ha"

"So, just live, bitch!"

"How can we live without any morals?"

"We are already living like that only"

"We are?"

"A priest can not control what the country he is living in does for giving his people a better life"

"Why not?"

"He lacks power. A country is run by  government. The important government officials are politicians. So, a priest is controlled by politicians. Priests never think or try solve any problem. They just pray the lord to take care of all the problems."

"Hmm"

"There is no fucking Lord. It is all imagination. Life stinks if you start thinking about it"

"How about Science?"

"Science is perfect but scientists interpretations are not"

"What do you mean?"

"Let us take H atom. I mean the most abundant isotope of hydrogen"

"OK, it has one proton and one electron"

"So, it has only one electron and it is sitting in shell K shell, in a s orbital"

"Correct but not sitting.May be dancing"

"Dont shake your ass like that"

"Why?"

"I dont want to be distracted by your sexy ass movements now. I cant think of the orbitals"

"OK, close your eyes"

"That will make it worse, I will think about your bare ass underneath"

"Ha ha ha. See who is horny now"

"OK, let me get back to where I was, Now, does hydrogen has L, N, M, O shells around it or not?"

"I never thought about it"

"Neither did I. But if you look at hydrogen emission spectrum, you would realize that there are other shells in it, which are empty"

"I think nobody talks about that"

"I think we should"

"OK"

"You know what will the professor do if I ask him, Does hydrogen has other shells  besides the electron-occupied K shell?"

"What?"

"He would not say, "I dont know"!"

"Though he does not know?"

"Yes. Even if he does not know"

"Why not?"

"He will be afraid that the students will disrespect him"

"I think they will do the same here as well" 

"I would not do that. I would say all the atoms has all the shells but they are just empty or unoccupied"

"Why? How would you know"

"I dont know. We dont know there are any orbitals at all around atoms really exist. It is all assumptions based on some half-baked calculations. Every theory fails sooner or later including Neils Bohr's" 

"Are you saying Bohr's model is wrong?"

"Bohr's model was disproved long time ago. He could only explain hydrogen atom"

"Which theory is perfect?"

"None. Every theory fails after some time"

"So?"

"Science is perfect but Scientists do not know lots of things. They come up with some flawed theories"

"Why?" 

"Thats the best they could do"

-END for now- 

_will be continued when time permits_

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p.s: Fall semester started and I get busy. Would not  have mood or time to write. So, it ends here for now! Will be continued if time permits ..

Relax please

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (31)

 முன்னுரை:

Russia Approves Coronavirus Vaccine Before Completing Tests.

The country became the first in the world to approve a possible vaccine against the virus, despite warnings from the global authorities against cutting corners.

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Kamala Harris is Biden's running mate as VP!!

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சைனா வெற்றிகரமாக கொரோனா வைரஸ் பரவுவதை கண்ட்ரோல் பண்ணிட்டாங்க. 

அதேபோல் இந்தியா, அமெரிக்காவால் செய்ய முடியவில்லை. 

 இயலாமை!

 ரெண்டு பேரு ஓடினால் ஒருத்தந்தான் ஜெயிப்பான். தோற்றவன் தோல்வியை ஏற்றூக் கொள்வானா? 

இல்லை, தான் தோத்தற்கு காரணம்னு பல சாக்குகள் சொல்வானா? நம்ம மக்களிடம் பார்க்கலாம், ஏதாவது சாக்கு சொல்லுவானுக. 

 அதுவும் சைனா இந்தியானு வந்தால், இந்தியாவில் சுதந்திரம் அதிகம் இவன் தாலினு எதையாவது சொல்லுவானுக.

உண்மை என்னனா சைனா எல்லா வகையிலும் இந்தியாவைவிட உயர்வான நிலையில் இருக்கிறது. அதுதான் உண்மை. இதை யாரு கொஞ்சம் கூட ஒத்துக்க மாட்டானுகனு பார்த்தால் நம்ம ஊரு பார்பான்கள்தான்!

 நம்ம ஊர் பார்ப்பனர்கள் என்னவோ வெஜிடேரியன் சாப்பிட்டால்தான் சிந்ந்தனைகள் வளரும், சாதிக்கலாம் என்பதுபோல் ஒரு போலி இமேஜை உருவாக்கி இருக்கானுக. 

சைனாவையும் இந்தியாவையும் எடுத்துக் கோங்க, டெக்னாலஜி, சயண்ஸ், கடின உழைப்பு எல்லாவற்றிலுமே சைனீஸ் நம்ம ஊர் பார்ப்பானுகளவிட உயர்ந்த நிலையில்தான் இருக்காங்க. 

என்ன யு எஸ் வந்து அமெரிக்க கம்பெணிக்கு அடிமை வேலை செய்வதில் வேணா நம்ம பார்ப்பான்கள் முன்னிலையில் இருக்கலாம். அந்தக்காலத்தில் ப்ரிடிஷ்க்கு  உதவியதாக சொல்றானுக. அதேபோல் தான் இன்றும்.

 ஒரிஜினல் ஐடியா பெரிய சாதனைகள் என்றூ பார்த்தால் சைனீஸ் உடன் போட்டி போட முடியாது.

இன்னைக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் வாக்சின் தயாரிப்பில்கூட சைனா முன்னிலையில் இருக்கு. ஆனால் நம்ம ஊர் திராவிட கைக்கூலிகள் மட்டும்தான் பார்ப்பனர்கள் அறிவாளி என்பதுபோல் ஒரு இமேஜை உருவாக்கி விட்டுட்டானுக, உலக அளவில் இவனுக இடம் என்ன என்றெல்லாம் சிந்திக்கத் தெரியாத காட்டுமிராண்டிகள்தான் நம்ம திராவிட கைக்கூலிகள்.

The fact is, we could not compete with China. They beat us fair and square in everything. What are you going to do about it? I know you will come up with all kind of bullshit justification and you will never admit that you are inferior to them ever. But YOU ARE!

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 "Let us talk some chemistry, Caro!"

"Started again? Huh"

"You know, G N Lewis?"

"Lewis acid bases? Is that him?"

"Yes. Not only that he only came up with the idea of Lewis dot structures and Octet rule, I believe"

"Made a quite a few impressive contributions"

"People say he committed suicide"

"Why?"

"He was not awarded Nobel prize for his contributions in chemistry and so he was upset they say"

"Hmm. How did he kill himself?"

"He took HCN or KCN"

"But every chemist says his name today"

"Yes! What does it tell you?"

"Idk"

"People always worry about what others think of them. They lack self confidence. Even great chemists like G N Lewis. He was nominated for Nobel Prize for 41 times but never was awarded"

"Politics?"

"I dont know what it is. But he could not win Nobel Prize. Big fucking deal"

"Even great people have this kind of weakness"

"Committing suicide because someone or some committee did not give you what you deserve?!!Come on!"

"I guess so"

"Nobody gets what they deserve. That's life"

"Which is more dangerous. potassium cyanide or hydrogen cyanide?"

"Well, both has Cyanide ion. That's the poisonous part. Potassium cyanide is a white solid. You can avoid accidentally feeding yourself with KCN. But Hydrogen cyanide is a gas. You can inhale it without your knowledge and die accidentally. The latter is dangerous"

"How can anyone inhale accidentally?"

"It is quite possible. Even scientists can make such mistakes in the lab. Suppose you are washing a glassware which had KCN in it. You are also washing another glassware which had sulfuric acid or hydrochloric acid  in it. If you mix sulfuric acid with KCN for cleaning or whatever, you generate HCN gas. You could accidentally inhale, that can kill you!"

"Did G N Lewis accidentally inhaled HCN?"

"That's what people thought in the beginning when he died in his lab. Later they came up with this suicide theory. Either way, he should have known better"

"Hmm"

 "Nobody is perfect. Most of us are just lucky"

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"I got a package today!"

"Where from?"

"Sams club! It is YOU who ordered and asked them to deliver here"

"Yeah, I liked it. I thought I can buy you one"

"It is a big clock"

"Do you like it, Caro?"

"Of course. But too early for Christmas?"

"Well, one does not need to wait for Christmas to buy a gift. It is not that expensive"

"How shall I thank you?"

"Just put up with me. Will you?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Whats so funny?"

"I thought you would ask for something else?'

"Like what?"

"I dont know. It is weird that you are saying to tolerate you. I always enjoy your company"

"So far"

"Dont start again!"

"You said you wont talk to me for a while or something?"

"Yeah"

"I thought let me buy my gift earliest. Because we may not be together during Christmas."

"STOP IT"

"Ha ha ha" 

"Why?"

"Because it is very common in India. Girls fall in love with a guy and hang out together, then when it comes to marriage, they will usually marry someone who is acceptable for their family. They separate love and marriage as two different things"

"Seriously?"

"Yes"

"Why do they do that?"

"Idk, thats what very common. It is not always a girl's fault. It could be guy's too. Love usually breaks and marriage lasts very long and strong"

"It is uncommon here. You know that, Right?"

"Yes but you need to know the other side of the world too. They live very happy married life"

"How does it work?"

"Love is all about emotions and talking nonsense but marriage is all about commitments and realistic, I think"

"Is that not wrong?"

"Idk, but it happens a lot and people move on"

"I need to get a girl's perspective on this. I will talk to Suneeta"

"Good idea. You did not hear this from me"

"No, I will tell her that I heard from you."

"Fine, I dont dont give a fuck  whatever she thinks of me"

"Why?"

"I am not G N Lewis. I know what life is all about"

"What is it?"

"I figured mine. You need to figure out yours"

"You can teach me what you learned"

"For free?"

"I will pay in the bed?'

"How?'

"I will make some special love with bonus"

"ha ha ha"

-to be continued

Relax please

 

 

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (25)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

அமிதாப் பச்சன், அபிஷேக் பச்சன், ஐஸ்வர்யா ராய், அவர் பொண்ணூ அனைவருக்கும் கோவிட் 19 டெஸ்ட் பாசிடிவ். வீட்டில் ஒருவருக்கு வந்தால் எல்லோருக்கும் பரவிவிடும் என்பதில் எந்த சந்தேகமும் வேண்டாம். ஜெய பாதுரிக்கு மட்டும் கோவிட் நெகடிவ். ஆனால் பாசிடிவா ஆகவும் வாய்ப்பு இருக்கு

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பொதுவாக ஒரு கதையை ஆரம்பிப்பது எளிது. அதை தொடர்ந்து எழுதுவதும் எளிது. ஆனால் ஒரு கதையை நல்லபடியா முடிப்பது ரொம்ப ரொம்ப கஷ்டம்.சிறுகதை எழுதும்போது முடிவை முடிவு பண்ணிட்டுத்தான் எழுதவே ஆரம்பிப்பாங்க. தொடர்கதைல, எப்படி முடிக்கிறதுனு கதையை முடிக்கணும்னு ஒரு சூழல் வரும்போதுதான் எதையாவது செய்து முடிப்பாங்க.

கதை எழுதுவது, காதலிக்கிற மாதிரித்தான் மொதல்ல காதல் இன்டெரெஸ்டிங்கா இருக்கும். ஸ்வீட் ஹார்ட், நீ இல்லாம என்னால வாழவே முடியாது னு எல்லாம் டையலாக் விடுவாங்க. கடைசில அப்பா அம்மா மனது கஷ்டப்படும்னு காதலன்/காதலியை ஒதுக்கிட்டு வேற ஒருத்தரை கல்யாணம் செய்து கொண்டு குழந்தை, குழந்தைகள  வளர்த்து ஆளாக்க போயிடுவாங்க. இதுதானே கற்பு வாழ்க்கை? ஆக, காதல் அர்த்தமில்லாமல் போய்விடும். இவர்கள் பேசியதெல்லாம் உண்மையா? இல்லை நடிச்சாங்களா?னு கூட சந்தேகம் வரும்.

எங்கயும் போக வேணாம், எத்தனையோ கேரக்டர்களை உருவாக்கி எழுதிய பொன்னியின் செல்வனைக் கூட கல்கி சரியாக முடிக்கவில்லை . கடைசில நந்தினி எங்கே போனாள்னு தெரிலை. பல கேரக்டர்கள தொங்கவிட்டுவிட்டு அப்படி இப்படினு எதையோ எழுதி முடிச்சு இருப்பார்.. என்னடா இந்தாளு இப்படி முடிச்சுட்டார்னு இருக்கும். ஆக ஆரம்பம் எளிது, தொடர்வதும் எளிது, ஒரு அர்த்தமாக முடிப்பது கஷ்டம். இதில் காதலும், கதையும் ஒரே வகைதான்.

இப்போலாம்  கதையில் பலவித லாஜிக் ஓட்டைகள் முன்னால் சொன்னதுக்கு முரணாக வருவது, திடீர்னு யாரையாவது காலி பண்ணி இறுதி சடங்கு வைத்து விட்டு விட்டு புதுசா ஒரு கேரக்டரை உருவாக்குவது சாதாரணம். இதெல்லாம் இது தமிழ் சீரியல்ல மட்டுமில்லாமல் அமெரிக்கன் சீரியல்கள் வரை சாதாரணமாக ஓடிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு. எந்தக் கதையையும் இழு இழுனு இழுத்து 108 கேரக்டர்களை உருவாக்கினால் பொன்னியின் செல்வனில் கல்கிக்கு ஏற்பட்ட நிலைதான். ஒரு வேள கல்கி முடிக்கும் முன்னால் இறந்து இருக்கலாம். அப்படி இருந்தாலும் அவர் கதையை முடிக்க முடியவில்லை என்பது உண்மைதானே?

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 "Caro! Do you ever think about death?"

"Yeah. Why now?"

"Just wondered"

"I try not to think about it"

"Good"

"I dont like to think about a world without me"

"I would not like a world without you either, darling"

"Really? You love me that much?"

"Of course. I would miss your company, your smile, your smell if you left me"

"I like hearing that"

"Why?"

"I like it when you say that you would miss me"

"I easily get attached to people emotionally. Not many people understand me. Most of the people dont even care what I say. You understand me, care about me and so. It is a selfish reason"

" Why do we want others to understand us?"

"I dont know. But I dont understand lots of people who thinks differently and their priorities are different from mine. I care less about them. I would not care whether they are alive or dead"

"Because?"

"They are useless to me"

"Useless?"

"You need to understand, it is all about me. I am selfish"

"Is that wrong being selfish?"

"I dont know. Selfishness exists even in one's unselfish acts"

"You are complicating it now"

"I was talking to a chinese guy and telling him that US owe china trillions of dollars and asked him, how will they pay back to China?"

"He said, US may not pay back to China"

"I said that it is unfair. If I owe a bank some money and not paying, then they will torture me to get my money. I cant live a fucking luxurious life. How can US not pay the debt to any country. They must?"

"I thought US will pay back!"

"When?"

"I dont know"

"He said US is more powerful than China when it comes to defense and war-related stuff and so, China can not force US. So, the bottom-line is if one person or country is more powerful than the other, he/she or the country can do whatever they wish."

"It seems like if debt goes beyond certain limit, nobody can pay back"

"Some people say US will pay back. I calculated how much each citizen, including you and me, owe to foreigners (China Japan and some other countries), every one of us owe about $ 100,000"

"Thats a lot of money"

"We live on borrowed money, Caro! There is nothing to be proud of"

"Hmm. Thats depressing"

"Tell me about identical twin or monozygotic twin"

"I think, after fertilization of one sperm with one egg, first it forms one cell and it divides into two. Each cell gets differentiated and each become one child. They will become same sex twin and have exactly same DNA"

"Exactly same DNA? Identical twins have exactly same DNA"

"Yes, identical twins have exactly same DNA"

"But they are not exactly same?"

"I think there will be changes because of epigenetic modifications. Some genes will be deactivated or activated by epigenetic modifications. Though both have same genes, some genes in one of the twins will be deactivated or activated and so wont be expressed,  that will make the identical twin become slightly different from each other "






"Science is more interesting than anything"

"Can you help me remove the tangle in my hair"

"Of course"

"Your hair smells so good, Caro!'

"I asked you to remove the tangle in my hair"

"You dont like what I am doing" he kissed in her neck.

"I did not say that"

"Are you horny?"

"Idk, why dont you find out?"

"Hold on"

"What are you doing there?"

"I am checking you out to see whether you are horny"

"And?"

"Just kissed you. Why it is reacting like this for that?"

"Ha ha ha."

"Why?"

"Hi, Let us do without a condom"

"Let us get married first"

"Nope, let us get married after I became pregnant"

"Can you be a good mom?"

"You bet"

"Why do you want a child when you have me?"

"Ha ha ha"

-to be continued


 Relax please