Sunday, January 30, 2022

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (55)

"Caro! You know something?" 

"What is it?"

 "We learned a lot from this fucking pandemics" 

"Like what?" 

"Life can turn upside down just like that. One deadly virus is enough to bring down the whole global economy. To add more, I did not even know what the fuck means by pandemic too"

"Even our economy could not withstand"

"BTW, How did this virus emerge?"

"As I told you earlier, some people believe this virus is human-made one"

"You believe that, Caro?"

"It is possible"

"Well, it does not matter now. How it emerged or who fucked up. Does it?"

"Meaning?"

"This virus emerged and now several mutants emerged from that and they spread all over the world. We have got to deal with it no matter what. Finding out how it emerged is not going to help solving the problem"

"Right"

"On the positive side, I learned a lot about viruses, vaccines and all that."

"You already knew that. Right?"

"Of course. But there are different levels of "knowing something" 

"Now that you know better?"

"I dont know, I did not know that people are working on  m-rna-based vaccines before this Covid-19 popped up"

"Neither did I"

"Which was the first m-rna vaccine human developed and FDA approved? I did not know that"

"Which one is that?"

"I talk to people around me. I also look it up. I think, although people had this idea of m-rna vaccines and had been working on that, Covid-19 vaccines are the first m-rna vaccines approved for humans"

"Really?"

"That is what I think. I could not find a straightforward answer"

"Why is that?"

"First of all, NOBODY CARES about what I CARE or what I want to learn about. I see that a lot these days"

"They dont find it interesting?"

"I really dont know. All I see is people are disinterested inthings I am interested in learning including you?"

"What am I interested in?"

"You listen, you may even know better than I am but you are not as curious as I am. No offense though"

"Every one of us is unique"

"I dont know, people in general are not that unique. They all have a simple target to achieve in their life"

"Like what?"

"They want money, sex, fame, attention, want to be better than others and some more bs like that"

"Why it is bullshit?"

"I dont know, money, sex, fame are things which is NEVER ENOUGH kind of shit. We are just going to go after as long as we live"

"What else is genuine or good one?"

"Learning,  knowledge, understanding"

"They are all the same"

"OK, learning. I think that is the most interesting thing"

"Here is the problem. No matter how much we learn, it is again going to be NOT ENOUGH"

"Of course, but this kind of urge is different"

"How?"

"It has more pleasure or satisfaction. I started learning biology only recently. I like it because I have all the "tools" for learning biology. I could understand. It is not the case for everyone. Some people do not have the essential basic knowledge to learn more about it. That answers my earlier question that why some people are not interested in learning biology."

"You are saying, you learn more about biology because you could learn? You cant learn advance math or engineering or coding because you dont have enough background for that?"

"Exactly"

"But why biology is more interesting than that of math or coding?"

"It is not. It is just interesting to me.  I am just saying what I do and why I do. What interests me and why it interests me"

"So?"

"I was talking to a japanese guy  who is an expert in biology. I was extrapolating the "evolution" to next level. Humans are the highest being now in the earth. It might not be the case million years ago. After another million years ago, again, humans may not be the superior being either blah blah."

"And?"

"He kind of not interested in my theory at all. He does not want to talk about it I wonder why?"

"Probably he does not care because he will not be living then"

"Quite possible. The problem is not him. It is me here"

"What? Why?"

"Why am I expecting him to be interested in my crap?"

"You want me to answer  this?"

"No, I am just thinking and just want to learn why"

"You ate asking me to answer?"

"Are you sexually frustrated, Caro?"

"Ha Ha Ha Why do you say that?"

"I dont know, you just dont pay proper attention and your body language tells all"

"What is body language means?"

"You know, bitch. Dont you?"

"Well, I want to know what is sex-needing body language means?"

"The way you are now. Stoking your leg, and parting of  sexy lips, stroking the glass. These gestures imply sexual readiness"

"Meaning?"

"You want to get fucked really good"

"Ha ha ha"

"Why are you laughing?"

"Someone is starving for sex here. I dont think it is me"

"I can sleep with you and will never touch you all night. OK?"

"Oh, Well, you will have morning sex then?"

"Why do women never ask anything straight?"

"Like what? Come,fuck me tonight?"

"Yeah"

"It will never turn you on, I know your type"  

"What will turn me on?"

"If I have my hair tied with a bun and showing my ears, you sure will get turned on"

 

"Really?"

"Every time it works"

"You really look sexy when you do that"

"Also if I ask you to cut my foot-nails, you would somehow make me cum"


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 "How did you figure?"

" I just know. It is easy. I think you have foot fetish"

"It was long time ago, someone asked what kind of fetish have?"

"Girl?"

"I am not gay"

"Who is she?"

Thats unimportant. The point is I could not tell her what? I did not know much then"

"You did not know then? Now you know?"

"Yeah, I learned after I met you"

"Are you doing research on me? Am I your sexual subject or what?"

'I dont know. May be"

"Are you using me?"

"For what?"

"For everything." "

"She was also saying the same thing/ I think it is a "girl thing"?"

"What is it?"

"When two people are involved the blame should be 50/50 but for some reason I am the one who was blamed always"

"She blamed you?"

"I think she thought I used her"

"Did you?"

"I think she used me"

For what?"

"For time pass or whatever"

"Why do you say that?"

"Because I still care about her. She does not care whether I am alive or dead?"

"Was she bad?"

"She was nice as long as I was in her relationship. She just does not care anymore as she started a new life"

"What do you want from her now? You have got me, now?"

"I dont know, darling"

"Just let her thoughts fuck off your mind"

"I dont bitch about her always but sometimes it pops up"

"Can you give me a pedicure now?"

"Of course darling"

-to be continued

Relax please




Sunday, January 2, 2022

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (54)

 இந்தியாவில் கொரோனோ வைரஸ் இரண்டாவது அலை வரும்னு நான் எதிர் பார்த்ததுதான். முதல் முறையும் இதுபோல் மேலை நாடுகள் பாதிக்கப் பட்டு ஒரு 4-6 மாதங்கள் பிறகுதான் இந்தியாவில் "உச்சத்து" க்கு சென்றது. அதேபோல் தான் இரண்டாவது அலை.

இப்போ முனாவது அலைக்கு ரெடி ஆகணுமா?..

 ஆமா மூனாவது அலை, அப்புறம் நாலாவது அலை. எவ்ளோ நாளைக்கு?

எல்லோரும் இப்போ டயட் ஆயிட்டாங்க. மாஸ்க் நம் வாழ்வில் ருட்டீன் ஆயிடுச்சு. ஒரு சிலர் செத்துக்கொண்டுதான் இருக்காங்க. 

இருந்தாலும் இப்படியே பயந்தே வாழ முடியாதுனு எல்லாரும் சரி என்னதான் நடக்கும் நடக்கட்டும்னு துணிஞ்சுட்டாங்க. 

 வேற வழி?

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 "What's going on in India? Not many are dying now?"

"The Hospitals are making money using this virus. They charge you a LOT to save the patient life."

"How much?"

"Middle class and poor can not afford.  Somehow people want to make money using any crisis"

"Indian will get herd immunity. Right?"

"It seems there is no such thing for this virus"

"WHAT?"

They say the Herd immunity is possible only if almost all people get vaccinated they say"

"We dont have to wear mask any more after booster shot we got/ Right?"

"Then I am going to make love to you often. You turn me on when there is no mask in your face"

"Oh thats why you made me starve for sex?"

"Sex will be really good only if you give a break, darling"

"Yeah right ha ha ha'

"Why are you always horny darling"

"Not me, it is my hormones. They turn me on and take control of me"

"Ha ha ha"

"It is true"

 "People get annoyed whenever I ask any biology questions"

"Try me" 

"OK, Proteins are encoded by DNA. I mean the recipe for proteins such as Hemoglobin, lactase, Insulin are written in DNA or RNA. Fine. How about small molecules like Testosterone or Cholesterol or Estrogens? Are they have a recipe in DNA?"

"I am not sure. Only proteins are encoded, not small molecules like testosterone. I never heard of a gene which encodes Testosterone"

"But some people make low Testosterone and some make more. Right?"

"Yes?"

"People make less testosterone when they get older. Right?"

"Yeah but I think the enzyme which convert cholesterol to testosterone becoming defective and so, they dont make enough testosterone"

"That could be. The more I read I realize that what I know is very little. So many unknowns"

"We have to live with unknowns I guess"

"I dont know, nobody cares about anything anymore. They just keep themselves busy making money, raising, children, and then getting sick, crying and eventually dying and the world is moving on without them"

"What are you saying?"

"Think about a guy who was a genius and lived and died 3000 years ago. Nobody cares about him in this porn-filled world. I think we need to spend more time understanding what is life is all about"

"What is it?"

"I dont know sweetheart"

"Ha ha ha"

"Check this out.  I watched an Netflix series called  "Decoupled" starring Madhavan and another north-indian bitch. What a fuck-up!!"

 Decoupled' Netflix Review: Stream It Or Skip It?

 

"Bad?"

"It was horrible. darling"

"Is that bad or you just dont  like it?"

"This is what I like about Caro. Only white chicks can ask like this"

"Ha ha ha"

 -to be continued"