Thursday, September 17, 2020

பாட்டுக்குப் பாட்டு!

 எனக்கு பழைய பாடல்கள் பிடிக்கும். புதுப்பாடல்களும் பிடிக்கும். ஆங்கிலப் பாடல்களும் (ஹிப் ஹாப்) பிடிக்கும். நம்ம ஊர் டப்பாங்குத்து பாடல்களும் பிடிக்கும். 

ஆனால், என் "மூட்" பொறுத்துதான் எந்த பாடல் கேட்பதென்று  முடிவு பண்ணனும். ஒரு சில "மூட்"லதான் ஒரு சில நண்பர்களோட பேச முடியும். ஒரு சில "மூட்" லதான் ஒரு சில பாடங்கள் படிக்க முடியும். It is all about mood! :)

 இதைக் கேளுங்க!


என்ன அசிங்கமான பாடல்?!

சரி, இதையும் கேளுங்க!



இதுவும் அசிங்கமா இருக்கா?

OK fine.

These songs are NOT for YOU! Big world! Go, fish what you like! :)



Wednesday, September 9, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (35)

முன்னுரை:

எஸ் பி பாலசுப்ரமணியம் கோவிட் பாசிடிவ் ஆகி வென்டிலேட்டர் சப்போர்ட்ல இருக்கதாக செய்தி. அவர் நலம் பெற வேண்டும்!

ஒரு சாதாரண ஏழைக்கு கோவிட் 19 வந்து சீரியஸ் நிலை வந்தால் இந்தியாவை பொறூத்த வரை , வெட்டிலேட்டர்  எல்லாம்  பயன் படுத்தி  அவர் உயிரை காப்பாத்த முடியாது. அதற்கான பணம் கெடையாது. எஸ் பி பி, அமிதாப் போன்றவர்களால்தான் இதெல்லாம் அஃபோட் பண்ண முடியும். 

அமெரிக்காவை பொறூத்தவரை ஏழைக்கும்  வெண்டிலேட்டர் சப்போர்ட் கிடைக்கும். அதேபோல்தான்   யுனிவேர்சல்  ஹெல்த் கேர் உள்ள கனடா , மேலும்  பல யூரோப்பியன் நாடுகளூம்.

இதுதான்  மேலை நாடுகளூக்கும்  இந்தியாவுக்கும் உள்ள பெரிய வேறூபாடு. ஏழைகள் உயிரும் காப்பாத்தப் படும்.

Wait here! Some people can survive without ventilator support, some people may die even after ventilator support. It is not that ventilator support will save the life always. It can help to a great extent to save a life.

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இன்றைய நிலையில் இந்தியாவில் மட்டும்தான் கொரோனா வைரஸ் "பீக்" ல இருப்பது போல் "டேட்டா" வருகின்றன. Daily new cases 100, 000. ப்ரெசிலில்கூட இப்போ குறைந்துவிட்டது. அமெரிக்காவும் "பெட்டெர்" ஆகிக்கொண்டு வருது. 

People have died in my home town, People I knew had died because of Covid-19 in the street I grew up. 

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டெக்சாஸ் மற்றும் லியூசியானா மாநிலங்களில் ஹரிக்கேன் லாரா பாதிப்பு அவ்வளவு மோசமாகத் தெரியலை

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வழக்கம்போல் கலிஃபோர்னியாவில் காட்டுத் தீ பிரச்சினை. ஒவ்வொரு வருடமும் புதுப் பது ரெக்கார்ட் வருது.

சரி, நம்ம பிரச்சினையை நம்ம பார்ப்போம், 

 மாஸ்க் எங்கேப்பா?! 

Keep 10 feet away from me, moron!

***************

"What do you want, Caro?"

"What do you mean?"

 "You know what I mean, white bitch "

"Ha ha ha. I don't know, cheap bastard"

"I am not cheap!"

"Yes, you are. You molested me, not long ago. You pinched me in my private part"

"You made me do it, bitch. Something wrong with you.   I know why you are provoking me"

"Why?"

"I think you are extremely horny"

"Really? How do you know?"

"Your body language is very "inviting"?"

"Inviting? What do you mean by inviting, mister?"

"I am not going to spell it out for you, bitch"

"I KNOW what you want, mister" 

 "Look at how the way you walk around, your ass movements and your lips. Why are you walking around not wearing panties anyway.? Jesus! You are fucking horny, hot bitch."

"How about you? Why do you imagine inside of my skirts"

"It is you who tempts me, bitch. I am just a poor guy"

"Ha ha ha. You are the most complex personality, I have ever seen in my life"

"Yeah?!!"

"Yes, you are!"

"Whatever! Caro! Check this out!"

"What?"

"I heard some couples are having sex wearing mask but without condom these days"

"Ha ha ha ! Oh my God!  Where did you hear that?"

"Somewhere"

"I think you are making it up"

"It is true. Because they think the virus only can spread through your mouth or nose but not through vagina or penis"

"Now, you make me wonder whether it is a joke or a true story"

"You think we should also try like that. Caro?"

"Nope, Fuck you very much!"

"Ha ha ha"

"I think you are making up lots of stories these days"

"I did not. You need to at least appreciate that they are trying to be responsible even during fucking as well"

 "Ha ha ha, you are crazy"

 "Hey, it is not me. Those people are"

"Yeah, right. Those people are crazy"

"I think if you wear mask it will be a turn on for me. I would like to remove it and see your beautiful lips and will kiss you especially when it is hidden"

"Really? Then I will wear now"

"Why do you want to turn me on now, bitch?"

"May be I am horny"

"I like when you are extremely honest, Caro"

"I can be more honest"

"How?"

"Could you fuck me please? And make me cum, mister?"

"You started talking dirty, I believe you now"

"You better"

*****

"Hi Honest or Loyal, which one you would like to be?"

"They are completely two different things"

"I know. When you are trying to be loyal then you can not be honest. You may have to do some unethical things for being loyal. On the other hand being honest all the time in a practical world is almost impossible in this fake world"

"What are you saying?"

 குணம்நாடிக் குற்றமும் நாடி அவற்றுள் மிகைநாடி மிக்க கொளல் 

"What are you saying in Tamil?"

"I am saying, nobody can be 100% honest or 100% loyal"

"Hmm"

"Loyalty bothers me"

"Why?"

"Loyalty is something simple. If a country provides you everything, you have to be loyal to the country, no matter what it does to others. Even if the country does some immoral things, even if it is run by a nut case. You see what I mean?"

"What are you saying? You can be disloyal?"

"If you are disloyal, you are unpatriotic, you are a rat, you would be in jail. So, you can not be unpatriotic or disloyal to the nation you live no matter what it does. You just have to go with it. Thats what loyalty is all about"

"Now you are complicating it"

"Everything gets complicated once you start thinking about it seriously"

"So?"

"Dont think, just live your fucking life with a dead brain"

"Here is where the problem. You just bring up a situation but you dont give a good solution"

"There are no good solutions for lots of problems in our life, bitch"

"What do you want me to do?"

"The more thick-skinned or brain-dead you are, the better off you are"

"Fuck you!"

"I love it when you say that, Caro"

 "Ha ha ha"

"So, just live, bitch!"

"How can we live without any morals?"

"We are already living like that only"

"We are?"

"A priest can not control what the country he is living in does for giving his people a better life"

"Why not?"

"He lacks power. A country is run by  government. The important government officials are politicians. So, a priest is controlled by politicians. Priests never think or try solve any problem. They just pray the lord to take care of all the problems."

"Hmm"

"There is no fucking Lord. It is all imagination. Life stinks if you start thinking about it"

"How about Science?"

"Science is perfect but scientists interpretations are not"

"What do you mean?"

"Let us take H atom. I mean the most abundant isotope of hydrogen"

"OK, it has one proton and one electron"

"So, it has only one electron and it is sitting in shell K shell, in a s orbital"

"Correct but not sitting.May be dancing"

"Dont shake your ass like that"

"Why?"

"I dont want to be distracted by your sexy ass movements now. I cant think of the orbitals"

"OK, close your eyes"

"That will make it worse, I will think about your bare ass underneath"

"Ha ha ha. See who is horny now"

"OK, let me get back to where I was, Now, does hydrogen has L, N, M, O shells around it or not?"

"I never thought about it"

"Neither did I. But if you look at hydrogen emission spectrum, you would realize that there are other shells in it, which are empty"

"I think nobody talks about that"

"I think we should"

"OK"

"You know what will the professor do if I ask him, Does hydrogen has other shells  besides the electron-occupied K shell?"

"What?"

"He would not say, "I dont know"!"

"Though he does not know?"

"Yes. Even if he does not know"

"Why not?"

"He will be afraid that the students will disrespect him"

"I think they will do the same here as well" 

"I would not do that. I would say all the atoms has all the shells but they are just empty or unoccupied"

"Why? How would you know"

"I dont know. We dont know there are any orbitals at all around atoms really exist. It is all assumptions based on some half-baked calculations. Every theory fails sooner or later including Neils Bohr's" 

"Are you saying Bohr's model is wrong?"

"Bohr's model was disproved long time ago. He could only explain hydrogen atom"

"Which theory is perfect?"

"None. Every theory fails after some time"

"So?"

"Science is perfect but Scientists do not know lots of things. They come up with some flawed theories"

"Why?" 

"Thats the best they could do"

-END- 

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p.s: Fall semester started and I get busy. Would not  have mood or time to write. So, it ends here!

Relax please




Monday, August 24, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (34)

Life:

In a swimming pool, a child is drowning and dying. The grandfather tried to save the drowning child but he did not know how to swim, he died with her too. The child's mom tried to save her but she did not know swimming either, she died too. 

We read about it. What do we do?

Some people move on. But it bothers some people all their life, every time they think about it.

We have both kind of people. As far as the victim family is concerned, they do not know these two kinds of people exist or who they are. Does it matter whether one takes it to their heart and feels the pain or the other one who does not care and move on?

Anyway, the grandfather and mother could have lived not trying to save the child, but the "pain of their inability to save the drowning child" will torture them all their life. One could say, it is good that they killed themselves. They dont have to feel guilty torturing themselves everyday.

They are gujarathi people. Obviously religious people, could be Hindus. They believe in Hindu God. How are they going to deal with their God now after this loss? That's a question pops up in my mind!  Idk the answer to it. Because God never makes any sense to me.

I strongly believe believers handle such tragedy better than I am.

People say, it is Karma as they can not rationalize why such a tragedy happened!

Some people say, God is cruel at that moment and then they will try please the cruel God again. Because they dont have anywhere to go!

Some say nature is cruel. 

Some say it is fate. 

Some do not spend time thinking about this incident as they are busy with their own problems. 

 Lot of times, it is what it is, we can not do anything about it. Things can not be controlled by us.

What was the real problem?

There was fatal error! 

Got a house with huge swimming pool filled with water but most of them living in the house do not know swimming! 

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Corona virus kills humans. People are trying to find vaccine to solve this issue. 

Before Penicillin was discovered, people were dying of bacterial infections. Before TB vaccine BCG was invented people were dying of TB infection. Before small pox vaccine was discovered, people were dying of small pox virus.

However, nature is resourceful. There may be a simple solution for every problem. Some drug may be available in nature. We are "blind" to see that. We know very little. We did not know the structure of benzene for hundreds of years. Benzene looked like benzene always. So, the solutions are already there. We are just blind. and ignorant.

Vaccine is just one solution. That's not the only solution.

There are plenty of unknown solutions.

Penicillin was naturally available even when millions were dying. We did not know until it was discovered.

Taxol, the anti-cancer drug, was naturally available too for thousands of years. We just did not know.

We are just ignorant to know the available sources in the resourceful nature.

Some humans claim that we are the best? Especially one do not have any scientific knowledge. A businessman rather. It is funny! He is a clown! Not everyone can identify the clowns either.

Are you thinking? Or just not wasting your time thinking! It does not matter. I really dont know which kind is better. It all depends on who you are and what makes you happy.

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Tell you what, I have a friend, any time we go on a trip or hiking or swimming or fishing, we have to split the money we spent together, suppose we spent $100. It needs to be split into $50 for each. 

My friend would be happy if he paid $45 and I pay $55. It is not that he is poor or anything. Thats what makes him happy.

There is another friend, who would be happy if he pays $60 and I pay only $40.

All kinds of people to make the world.

Silly things make people happy. That's what I see in my life.

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"So, when are you going to take a break from me, bitch?"

"I dont know. I would be bored if you are not around at least for now"

"Go, find another chick to have fun together"

"Chick?"

"Yeah, I thought you are "bi"?

"Ha ha ha"

"You know why I said that?"

"Why?"

"I would be happy if you dump me for a girl rather than a guy"

"oh my God!! You are unbelievable"

"Why?"

"I dont know. Your thoughts are so weird"

"Really?"

"YES!"

"You know something?"

"What?"

"I can keep talking trash like this"

"It is not trash. I like it"

"What do you mean, you like it?"

"Now I am thinking why did you say what you said"

"And?"

"I think it is interesting thought"

"What is so interesting about it?"

"Guys always think of another guy, not a girl, when they are dumped "

"No ideas are original"

"Meaning what?"

"This is 21st century. It is not uncommon, a girl dumping a guy for another girl"

"Hmm?"

"Have you seen You've got mail, an old classic?"

"Of course"

"In that, Tom Hanks dad will say, his girl friend dumped him for another woman"

"So?"

"My idea is not original, I am saying"

"You are weird"

"Why?"

"I know people who want to take credit for everything. You are quoting the original reference. You dont have to"

"Thats what makes me happy. I am selfish"

"Again, your reason is weird as well. Idk what it is but you are different"

"Hi, what do you wearing?"

"Why? It is a skirt of some sort. I wear it when I am home"

"Really?. Let us see"

"What do you doing?. Leave my skirt, cheap bastard"

"You are not wearing any panties or what?'

"Ha ha ha. I am not, kind of warm here"

"Now I am curious. Were you sweating here too?"

"No!! Stop it"

"I am not going to. Let me check"

"You are pinching me"

"Does it hurt, darling?'

"Ha ha ha"

"Does it hurt? I was gentle"

"Nope! You turn me on, bastard"

"Why are you so weak?"

"What do you mean?"

"You should not get turned on when someone molesting you?"

"It is depends on who that is"

"Who am I?"

"You are a sweet son of a bitch"

"Cut it out, Caro!"

"You started it, Mr, rapist"

"OK, I was telling this girl about how to learn chemistry"

"Who is that girl?"

"It is a high school kid, Dont worry!"

"OK"

"I told her it is hard for me to teach basic chemistry"

"Why?"

"Because I am not strong in teaching basics. She was making me dig deep into the subject"

"You are not interested?"

"Let me explain, bitch"

"OK"

"Let us take periodic table. What do we have in it?"

"Elements?"

"Thats the whole universe"

"What do you mean?"

"The whole universe is made of those elements present in the periodic table. You and me, planets, sun and everything. Right?"

"OK?"

"Let us take hydrogen"

"OK?"

"Atomic number 1. Atomic weight 1."

"OK?"

"Helium. Atomic number 2, atomic weight 4. Now Lithium. Atomic number 3, atomic weight 6"

"So? What is the point?"

"Why hydrogen atomic number and weight are same? But not helium?" Student asked..I said, "hydrogen does not have any neutron. But helium has 2". Again, student asked, "Why? Hydrogen can have one neutron?" I say, Idk why, that's how hydrogen is. She says, "there should be a reason". I said, "Sure, but Idk why"

"Ha ha ha. She gave you hard time?"

"Not really. I have asked these questions myself and so I was happy she is thinking like me"

"Then what?"

"I tried to explain, Hydrogen has three isotopes, protium, deuterium and tritium. The most abundant one is protium which has only one proton. Deuterium has proton and neutron but its abundance is pretty low. We call that hydrogen put all the isotopes together"

"Now you have to explain what is an isotope?"

"Exactly. I started explaining what is an isotope. Proton, neutron, electron, atomic number, mass number She is bright and she understood. But I could not teach her much for two hours because of digression"

"She wasted her money on you"

"Probably. It is hard to teach if the student is thinking a lot. Also they cant go too far"

 "Why?"

"Who discovered electrons?"

"JJ Thomson"

"That you can teach. But  now if the student asks, "How did he discover?" You are in big trouble"

"Ha ha ha"

"You will start teaching physics now in order to explain how he generated cathode rays or electron beam. Moreover I am not kamal haasan to know everything"

"Who is that?"

"Another idiot, who wants to pretend like he knows every fucking thing. The point is I dont know that much physics"

"What did you tell her?"

"I told her, in a vacuum tube, you have positive and negative electrodes. Immediately she goes, What is positive and negative electrode. How do you make them?"

"Ha ha ha"

"She digs deep and deep on every word comes out of my mouth. I said if you  have two metal plates one at  higher temperature and other at lower temperature. One is positive and other one is negative"

 "Is that true?"

"Better be"

"Why did not you explain as it says in the book"

"Book says there is voltage applied. Then I will have to start teaching what is voltage"

"Ha ha ha"

"Who is that girl?"

"Some white kid" 

"You think she will become a big shot in the future"

"That's hard to say. Lots of bright people go nowhere and lots of idiots become big shots too. You never know"

-to be continued

 அந்தக்காலத்தில் எல்லாரும் ஏன் எம் சி ஆர் படம் விரும்பி பார்த்தாங்கனு பார்த்தால் எம் ஜி ஆர் பட பாடல்கள் எல்லாம் அப்பட்டமான "சாஃப்ட் போர்ன்" மாதிரி இருக்கு! 

நம்மாளுகள் ரசனைக் கேற்றார்போல எம் சி ஆர்  போர்ன் கொடுக்கிறார்! ஹீரோயினைத் தடவி எடுக்கிறார், இந்த மஹான்!

Idk whether you are going to relax or jerk off watching this!