Friday, July 3, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (24)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

வைரஸ்களுக்கு உயிர் கிடையாது என்கிறார்கள்.  பயாலஜி விஞ்ஞானிகள்.

உடனே விஞ்ஞானி சொல்லிட்டான்னு நம்பி விடுவது பகுத்தறிதல் அல்ல. பண்டாரம் சொன்னாலும் விஞ்ஞானி சொன்னாலும் என்னனு பகுத்தறீயனும். அதுதான் அழகு.

ஏன் இப்படி சொல்கிறார்கள்?  வைரஸ்கள் தானாக இனபெருக்கம் செய்ய இயலாதவை. அவைகளுக்கு இன்னொரு ஹோஸ்ட் செல் தேவை. வைரஸ் களால் தானாக "மெட்டாபலைஸ்" செய்ய இயலாது.

இந்த இரண்டு காரணங்களால் வைரஸ்களுக்கு உயிர் இல்லைனு சொல்றானுக இந்த "மேதாவிகள்" வைரல் பார்ட்டிக்கிள் னு தான் சொல்லுவானுக.

நான் ப்ரோட்டீனுக்கே உயிர் இருக்குனு சொல்றேன். வைரஸ்க்கு உயிர் இல்லைனு எப்படி ஒத்துக்கொள்வேன்? இவனுகளா ஒரு டெஃபனிஷன் வச்சுக்கிறது. இது இது செய்தால்தான் உயிர் இருக்குனு.

கொரோனா வைரஸ் பத்தி, அது எப்படி பரவுது, எப்படி உருவாச்சு?னு இன்னும் யாருக்கும் இன்னும் தெளிவாகப் புரிந்த மாதிரித் தெரியவில்லை.

இந்தியாவில் டெல்லில ஒரு கல்யாணம் நடந்து இருக்கு. 32 வயதான ஒரு ஐ டி தொழில் செய்றவர் மாப்பிள்ளை. கல்யாணம் நெருங்கி வரும் வேளையில் இவருக்கு உடல் நலக் குறைவு. காய்ச்சல் வயிற்றூப் போக்கு. இருந்தாலும் கல்யாணத்தை நிறுத்த வேண்டாம்னு கல்யாணமும் நடந்து முடிந்தது. கல்யாணம் முடிந்து ரெண்டு நாட்களில் சீரியஸாகி ஆள் காலி.

 கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் இவர் உயிரை பறித்ததுனு சொல்றாங்க. ஆனால் இவர் உடலை இறந்த உடனேயே யாருக்கும் சொல்லாமல் இறுதி சடங்கு செய்து சாம்பலாகிட்டாங்க போல. இப்போ, கல்யாணத்தில் கலந்து கொண்ட பலருக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாஸிடிவா இருக்குனு சொல்றாங்க. மணமகந்தான் பரப்பி விட்டதாக அமெரிக்க, மேல்நாட்டு பத்திரிக்கைகள் எல்லாம் சொல்றானுக.

இங்கே ரிஓபனிங் செய்த பிறகு ஒரு நாள்க்கு 50,000 பாசிடிவ் கேஸ் வந்து கொண்டு இருக்கு. டெக்சாஸ் கவர்னர் அடிமுட்டாள் போல பேசிக்கிட்டு இருக்கான். இங்கே உள்ள ரிபப்லிகன் பாலிட்டிசியன் களூக்கெல்லாம் தலையில் களீ மண்தான் இருக்கு. அதை எல்லாம் ஒரு மயிரையும் புடுங்க முடியலை. இந்தியால ஒரு மணமகனிடம் இருந்து எல்லாருக்கும் பரவிவிட்டதாக உளர்றானுக.

இதில் புதிர் என்னனா, இவர் கல்யாணம் செய்த மணமகளூக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் டெஸ்ட் நெகடிவா இருக்காம். இது எப்படினு யாருக்கும் விளங்கவில்லை.

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"Caro! I said I am O positive and universal donor, Correct? But"

"But what?"

"I cant donate blood to a person who is O negative. Correct?"

"Yeah, your Rh protein antigen will cause trouble to the O negative recipient. Actually O negative blood group is the universal donor, not O positive group. Because O positive blood can not be received by O negative person or anybody who is Rh (-)"

"Are you AB positive?"

"Yes?"

"You are universal recipient. You can receive blood from anybody and survive? "

"Yeah, but I can give blood to only another AB+ person"

"OK, here is the chart!"


Rarest blood type: Chart and compatibility
"You are weird. Why do you want to learn about blood group now?"

"I have to make use of your ass when we are together. After you dumped me, you would not care anything about me anymore. Right?"

"Thats not it. You are digging deep into biology these days."

"You know why? When we are studying, we never have pleasure in learning because we care about our grades only. I could never enjoy Science then. If I had focused on what I want to learn, I would not be here now, near by your ass"

"Now you enjoy learning"

"Of course, when I have sexy chick like you to teach"

"I can teach you other stuff too"

"What is it? Stuff like what?"

"You know"

"Sex?"

"Ha ha ha, Nope"

"How to talk politely and how to eat in a well-mannered way?"

"Yeah, you are rude at times"

"You should see how people eating using their hands and sucking all their fingers and such in India"

"Why cant they use spoons and forks or sticks like chinese do?"

"It tastes better when you use hand and fingers rather than spoons and forks"

"Really?"

"Yes. I cant mix my food well when I use spoons. I dont like the taste of spoon when it touches my tongue"

"Seriously?"

"I like your fingers, lips, toes and tongue in my mouth rather than metal spoons"

"I understand that part well" she smiled.

"It is something you get used it, Caro. If I were taught to eat using spoons, I would find it odd when I am using hands when I am eating my food"

"I really dont care, how one eats his/her food"

"Not only that. Even religion, some people are taught when they were young and they turned out to be stupid"

"They can start thinking now"

"I really dont understand how religious minds work. Neither can they understand how my mind works"

"May be it gives them strength"

"I guess so. When they believe in God, they think He will help them. That gives them strength because they pass on their problems to God."

"That sounds right"

- to be continued

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Tuesday, June 30, 2020

என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம் (23)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

 நான் இப்போல்லாம் யாருக்கும் அட்வைஸ்லாம் பண்றதில்லை. உண்மை என்னனா எல்லோருக்கும் நம்மலவிட எல்லா விசயமும் அதிகமாத் தெரியுது. அதனால், அந்தப் பக்கம் போகாதீங்க  ஒரு புதைகுழி இருக்குனு சொல்றதில்லை. ஒண்ணு ஏற்கனவே புதைகுழியிலே விழுந்து எழுந்தவனா இருக்கான், இல்லைனா புதை குழிய தோண்டியதே அவனாத்தான் இருக்கான். அவன்ட்ட போயி எதுக்கு அறிவுரைலாம் சொல்லிக்கிட்டு?

நியு ஜேர்சில, ஒரு பணக்கார குஜராத்ல இருந்து வந்து அமெரிக்கால குடியேறிய  குடும்பத்தில் 3 பேர் மரணம். வீட்டில் உள்ள நீச்சல் குளத்தில் நீச்சல் தெரியாத சிறுமி ஆழத்திற்கு போக உணர்ச்சி வேகத்தில் அவளை காப்பாத்த போன நீச்சல் தெரியாத தாத்தா, நீச்சல் தெரியாத அம்மா மூவரும் இறந்து விட்டார்கள்! அந்த அப்பா நிலையை நினைத்துப் பார்த்தால் நெஞ்சு பதை பதைக்கிது.

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இந்த செய்திய  விசு தளத்தில் படிச்சிட்டு, என்ன நடந்ததுனு பார்த்தால்.. நம்மை அந்த தந்தையின் நிலையில் வைத்துப் பார்த்தால் கஷ்டமா இருக்கு.

என் நண்பன் ஒருத்தன் இருக்கான். ஹி இஸ் நாட் "எம்பத்தெடிக்". டேய் இவன் செத்துட்டான்டா னு சொன்னா, அப்படியா? சாரி டு நோ"னு சொல்லீட்டு போயிட்டே இருப்பான். அதுபோல்தான் வாழணும். வாழ கத்துக்கனும். தனக்குனு வரும்போதுமட்டும் அழணும். ஆனால் நம்ம நினைப்பது போல் நாம் வாழ இயலாது. "ஐ ஆம் எம்பதெட்டிக்". என்னை மூட் அவுட் செய்த, விசுவை பிடிச்சு கட்டி வச்சு அடிக்கணும். இல்லைனா விசு தளத்துக்குப் போன என்னைத்தான் அடிக்கணும்.


நான் யாரையும் "ஜட்ஜ்" பண்றதா இல்லை. இப்படி செய்து இருக்கலாம், அப்படி வாழ்ந்து இருக்கலாம்னு. ஏன்னா  நாளைக்கு நமக்கே இந்த நிலை வரலாம். நாம் அனைவருமே கவனக் குறைவாதான் வாழ்கிறோம். லக்கிலி நாம் இதுபோல் ஒரு சூழலில் மாட்டிக்கொள்ளவில்லை- இந் நாள் வரைக்கும்.

கொரோனா வைரஸ்க்கு பயந்து வீட்டிலேயே இருக்கலாம்னு ஸ்விம் பண்ண போனா.. இப்படி முடிந்து இருக்கு.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/swimming-pool-deaths-investigation-east-brunswick-new-jersey/

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"Guess what..I saw Laura y'day. She looked cute"

"Yeah, She lost 20 pounds or so"

"She did not seem like mad at me anymore. "

"Why? What did she say?"

"Nothing. She smiled at me"

"Did you say anything like, "You look skinny now or something, this time?"

"Ha ha ha. I did not. She is not my friend anymore. May be I will say something like that to you when you gain weight"

"I need to thank her"

"For what?"

"She helped me to get closer to you. You remember? I told you that you offended her and you started justifying it"

"I did not justify, I said I was honest. I did not know, being honest is offensive in America. We have to lie"

"It is not lying"

"Yeah, right."

"It is being polite"

"Why do we have to be polite?"

"Because we may hurt others if not"

"I dont hurt nobody, the truth hurts and I am sorry, Caro, you guys are so fake"

"You want to fight with me today?"

"Yeah, I want to break up with you so that I can look for another girl. Someone fresh"

"Why? You got bored with me already?"

"You are still interesting but someone fresher would be better"

"So, I can also start looking for another guy or a girl too?"

"Yeah, that would be wise. Caro! Why do gay girls break up with each other? I thought such a "combo" will go good for ever"

"Why not?"

"I mean what sort of problems they will have?"

"Money issue or sex issue or trust issue"

"Sex issue?"

"Yeah, one girl can be selfish. I am not going to get into details"

"Why not?"

"Because I don't know."

"You have never slept with another girl?"

"Nope. Have you slept with another guy?"

"I am not gay."

"Neither am I"

"I dont get attracted to guys. I thought girls are different?"

"What are you saying? All girls are gay or what?"

"Ok, Tell me about the blood groups. You studied about that. Right?"

"Yeah but long time ago"

"I heard people those who have o+ blood group are little bit safer against coronavirus infection."

"Really?"

"I read it somewhere. What blood group are you?"

"AB positive"

"I am O positive. Universal donor. You are universal recipient it seems! How many blood groups are there? Four? Correct?"

"Yeah, A, B, AB and O"

"What does the Rh positive or negative mean?"

"I think it is Rhesus factor?"

"Rhesus factor is another protein, I guess"

"Yes"

"Is that an antigen or antibody?"

"It is an antigen. Here you go"




Ph Factor. Blood Cells With Antigen D And Without It. Rh Positive ...


 "It looks like an antibody to me, the y shape. Never mind"

"Our erythrocytes might have this Rh antigen or might not have"

"So if one has this protein in the red blood cell surface, it is called Rh positive?'

"Exactly, some people do not have this protein in the red blood cell, that is Rh -ve"

"OK, the hard part is done. Tell me about blood groups"

"First let me tell you about blood. Blood has four components, Red blood cells which carry oxygen, White blood cells which fight against any pathogens, platelets and plasma"

"What is plasma?"

"Plasma is like "water". It does contain lots of water and important proteins and enzymes and antibodies. It is another big world"

"What are platelets?"

"It is some disk-shaped particles, it is like cell but does not have a nucleus in it. It is involved in blood clotting whenever you a have a cut or scratch and bleeding. It helps stopping it by clotting"

"If one has low platelet count, he/she will be in trouble?"

"Of course, it is a problem because your blood wont clot and your bleeding wont stop if you dont have enough platelets"

"Let me get back to ABO groups. Biology is fucking vast. It goes on and on like this. It is hard to focus on one fucking thing"

"Ha ha ha but it is very true"

"So, there are four blood groups? A, B, AB and O and this Rh factor. You explained me the Rh factor. Now let us get into blood group"

"Look at this first!"



Blood type - Wikipedia


"I looked at them, Go on, please"

"Ok, our red-blood cells have antigens and plasma has antibodies. "A blood group", has antigen A on the RBC, antibody B in the plasma." "B blood group" erythrocytes  has antigen B on them, antibody A in the plasma."

"I thought antigens are like pathogens which are coming from outside or exogenously and antibody is what our immune system will have"

"That's correct. These antigens are kind of specific molecules which help recognizing foreign cells"

"So, if a person with A positive blood, has antigen A and antibody B and Rh factor present (+), receives blood group B, that will be considered as a pathogen by his immune system?"

"Yes, that will be a disaster. He will die of it"

"What kind of molecules are they?"

"I think they are macro molecules . Proteins or Carbohydrates or may be both together. Honestly I dont know"

"Here is where my problem is. Biologists usually dont care, what kind of molecules are antigens and what kind are antibodies but people like me focus on things like this and get digressed. Every time I study something, I get into something else which is unimportant"

"That is not unimportant, it is important too"

"I looked it up, it seems like there is some change in sugars, one has galactose and the other one has aminoaceylgalactose"

"The problem for us is that I cant see like the way you see the molecules. You are a chemist"

"There are pluses and minuses in it. Knowing the structure is only my own pleasure, I cant tell anybody. It is just like looking at your curves and corners when you are naked"

"Are they beautiful?"

"Of course. You got the best"

"I think we should get married and have bunch of kids"

"You know something, my genes will be dominant, the kids' skin color will be dark like me"

"That would be wonderful"

"Your parents will be ok with that? Marrying an Indian"

"It is my life. I choose my husband. Not them"

"Why dont you marry a white guy?"

"They are boring. I dont get attracted to them anymore"

"Can you put up with me for life long"

"I think so but we have to live and see"

"Here is the deal. Suppose you dont like me later for whatever reason, we can live separately and meet once in a while. You should not marry or date anybody. I would do the same"

"Meeting for what?"

"Just for chatting about whats going on at your end and we can sleep together but no sex"

"Ha ha ha"

"What?"

"Sleep in the same bed but no sex?"

"Yeah. I can do that"

"Really? What if you touch me when sleeping"

 "I wont"

"I know how to make you rape me"

"How?"

"I will say something like..Dont try to fuck me when I am sleeping? You understand cheap bastard?"

"That will make me really mad"

"And?"

"May be I will start kissing you all over your body"

"That's rape"

"Only if you dont like it"

"I would not like it"

"How would you know? May be you would be sex-starved then? I will really behave like a gentleman when I meet you and make you feel guilty for dumping me"

"I think you can. You are a man after all"

-to be continued

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Saturday, June 27, 2020

என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம் (22)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

ஒரு வழியாக தமிழ்மணம் செத்து விட்டதாக தோனுது. Rest in peace, TamilmaNam!

ஒரு வேளை கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் தமிழ்மணத்தையும் காலி பண்ணிடுச்சா னு தெரியவில்லை. This is the major problem with us. Older generation DO NOT LIKE passing the responsibility to the new younger generation if they can not spend time.

இன்றைய நிலையில் அமெரிக்கா, இங்கிலாந்து சாவு எண்ணிக்கையை விட இந்தியாவில் கொரோனா வைரஸால் சாகும் மக்கள் எண்ணிக்கை அதிகமாகி விட்டது. இந்தியாவில் இது இன்னும் எவ்வளவு அதிகமாகும்னு தெரியவில்லை. இன்னும் எத்தனை பேரை சொர்க்கத்துக்கு அனுப்பப் போகிறது தெரியவில்லை.

 இன்றைய நிலையில் 500 பேர் போல் இந்தியாவில் டெய்லி சாவதாக சொல்றாங்க. இது நிச்சயம் குறைந்ததபட்சம் என்று நம்பப்படுகிறது. அமெரிக்கா, இங்கிலாந்து, ஸ்பெயின், இத்தாலியில் ஏற்படும் சாவுகளை விட இந்தியாவில அதிகம்.

அமெரிக்காவில் இப்போ restrictions ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிட்டாங்க. அதேபோல் இந்தியாவிலும் ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிட்டாங்க.

ஏன்? பணமிருந்தால்தான் கொரோனாவால் உடலை எரிக்கவோ அல்லது புதைக்கவோ கூட முடியும்.  எல்லாவற்றையும் அடைத்து வைத்தால், வேலை இல்லை சம்பளம் இல்லை, வாடகை கொடுக்க, உணவு வாங்க  வழியில்லை னு அடித்தள மக்கள் கதறுறாங்க. ஆக வைரஸ் கொஞ்சப் பேரை கொல்வதை தவிர்க்க முடியாது. அவர்களை பலி கொடுத்துவிட்டு நம் நாட்டை"உயிருடன்" இருப்பவர்கள், "தப்பித்தவர்கள்" பார்ப்போம் என்கிற அவல நிலை ஆகிவிட்டது.

நம்ம ஊரிலிருந்து யு எஸ் வந்து வாழும் "மேற்தள"  ஐ டி மக்களுக்கு  இந்தியாவில் சேரியில் மற்றும் தாராவியின் வாழ்க்கையும் தெரியாது, அமெரிக்க ப்ளூ காலர் வொர்க்கர்கள் வாழக்கையும் தெரியாது.  இவனுக ஒரு தனி உலகத்தில் வாழ்ந்து சாகிறானுக.

பே செக் டு பே செக் வாழும் அமெரிக்க மக்களையோ, அவர்கள் வாழ்க்கையையோ கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாண்டமிக் அப்புறமும் புரிந்து கொள்ள மாட்டானுக.

 ட்ரம்ப்  நடத்திய "you are fired" ரியாலிட்டி ஷோ பார்க்கிற வகையறா இவர்கள்.

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"Hey Caro!"

"What?"

"Have you watched "As good as it gets"?

"Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson movie? Somewhat old. Of course I have seen it"

"Yeah, may be you were a teen then, dating some high school punks at that time"

"Ha ha ha"

"You remember? Jack is a writer and with zero people skills and a real "moron", but he is obsessed with the waitress Carol. He wants her to serve breakfast every time he goes to that restaurant. Right?"

"Yeah?"

"Then he helps her for taking care of her son's health-related expense. As soon as Carol learned that Jack is helping her, she started worrying that he might demand her some sexual favor. She will go to him in the midnight and tell him that she wont sleep with him."

"Yeah, I remember that!"

"So, someone helps you in America, their intention would very will be a sexual favor? Is that the price one need to pay for someone helping a woman?"

"Ha ha ha"

"So if I help you with your moving or anything.. that means I want to fuck you? You are fucking hot and  Is that why I help you? Is that right? That's disgusting, Caro!"

"But..?"

"But what?"

"Are you not fucking me, now? You are, right?"

"That's not something I demanded, Caro! Come on, that is totally different. I will not demand you for sexual favor if I help you. That's not who I am"

"May be I will pay back by letting you have me. I am a white whore"

"I would say white bitch"

"Ha ha ha. You are really funny. Thats just a movie. A fiction."

"People help each other, Caro. Not just with fucking intention!"

"But there are men like that too. The world is not filled with people like you only. There are all kinds Right?"

"Whatever!"

"Tell me about "Weeds". I have never watched it. It must be pretty old."

"Yeah, it came out in show time in 2005-2012 or something"

"Whats the plot?"

"There is no fucking plot. It is kind of black comedy drama. Nancy Botwin (Marry Louis Parker)  is a young widow with two boys (16 and 10 or something) and she lives in California and she sells weed to support her fucking family or some bullshit. For doing her business she fucks everybody around her, (black or white hispanic or anybody who has a dick)  very CASUALLY one time or other. Her sons become weed-dealer as well. It is a total fuck-up!"

"Thats it?!"

"But there are lots of side-track stories. Jenji creates lots of characters and kill them and toss them away just like that, and create more characters and toss them. It is just meaningless. It goes on and on like that. Some scenes are really disgusting"

"You watched all the episodes?"

"Idk, I was watching until season five or something but not with full attention."

"Anything you liked?"

"Elizabeth Perkins as Celia Hodes. She is the best"


 ㅤ on Twitter: "Notable Characters Celia Hodes, Silas Botwin ...

"So you liked at least some part"

"It was okay first few seasons. The same thing is true in Orange is the New Black as well. I liked few seasons. It starts out good, then Jenji fucks up everything as it goes on"

"You liked the hot lesbian sex, I guess?"

"Ha ha ha, Laura Prepon was hot. It started dragging after few seasons. Lots of  bs "



Laura Prepon Is Leaving "Orange Is The New Black" (For Now, At Least)

 "So, Breaking bad was better?"

"Of course, that is the best. I could watch all the 6 seasons"

"You like meth lab over growing weed, huh?"

"I think anybody would agree that Breaking Bad was much better than these two"

"I have not watched these shows fully either. Perhaps you are right. Everybody says Breaking Bad is a classic"

"Thanks to Caronavirus. I would not had time for watching all these Jinji crap otherwise"

"Did you learn any chemistry in Braking bad?"

"It is just simple steps. I can teach Walter White how to make much complex molecules.  I am a much better chemist than Walter-fucking-white. Walter white isa loser with fucking attitude"

"Of course you are. Cooking meth for treating his Lung Cancer. Right?"

"That's bullshit. I believe High School teachers will have a good health coverage. He must have got the cheapest one and saving his money for retirement and always complaining that "I cant afford". Is that not all white people do in this country?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I dont understand. They save all the fucking money for enjoying their retirement. Eventually they go on vacation spend all the money in a week or so. Instead one can spend the money every day meaningfully and go to a park in their neighborhood. Why do you need an expensive vacation?"

"See, this is what this country lacks. We need people like you to educate us!"

"Are you fucking with me, Caro?"

"No, I am really serious. You are right. One does not have to be stingy in everyday life and then later spend all the money in a week"

"Vacation, Party, expensive car are things which can be easily avoided and one can live happily if one loves his job and has little bit brain. And a hot girlfriend like you"

"You think there are no Americans live with your attitude?"

"Idk. I am just saying one can be happy without all these. You dont need to go in a world cruise and get Coronavirus and die"

"Idt even Indians think like you do"

"True. They got influenced by "western culture". It is all fucked up now. I know someone, she always talk about other people houses, how big it is, what kind of car they have, blah blah blah. I get annoyed. She is much older than me. I wish I could say "Shut the fuck up" to her"

"People always want more than what they have, I guess"

"Are they going to be happy if they get more? They want more again. It never ends Caro!"

"You sound tired?"

"Yeah, I am tired of people. Same fucking selfish people around. I dont learn anything new from them. Same bullshit"

"Reading Science is better, I guess?"

"Biology and Nature amaze me, Caro! I have million questions but no answers"

"I am a biologist, I can help you!"

"What's going on inside the cell? It seems like billion things going on. Hemoglobin is carrying oxygen, and goes on feeding oxygen to all cells. Why does it do that? Why cant it go on a vacation?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I am serious. Who is telling Hemoglobin to do its job? Who controls the enzymes and all the cellular processes? It is a fucking mystery."

"Nobody knows"

"No, fucking God knows everything. It is all God's act, religious goons say that."

"They dont"

"They would.  So, God created Coronavirus? God wants to kill millions of people? It is all fucking God's fault. Right?"

"They would not agree with that"

"So, they conveniently use the God whenever they need to?"

"I suppose"

"Fuck 'em"

"Do you think proteins have life?"

"I think all biological macro molecules DNA, mRNA and especially proteins have life. They do more work than the guy who has them in his cells. But they are not appreciated. The pity is, illiterate people say heart is doing important role. Thats bullshit. Proteins or enzymes are doing the important function to keep us alive"

"Cellular processes make some people believe that there is a God"

"God controls cellular functions?! Thats hilarious!"

"You said, something controls it?"

"Yeah, it is really really amazing when I learnt thousands of proteins are doing several important functions in our cell. But God controls them??!!"

"Creationists would say that"

"Do they believe in evolution?"

"They don't!"

"These days I stopped arguing with people about God's nonexistence Caro!"

"Why?"

"I dont know, there is so much to read and try understand, why waste time with these idiots?"

"Like cellular functions?"

"Honestly, I get lost when I read about wnt, map kinase pathways. This protein activates this one, then that activates another one, then it gets in nucleus and binds on the DNA as a transcription factor or something, then it activates a transcription which is translated to another protein. It goes on like this. Do anybody really understand what the fuck is going on?"

"I doubt it. We only know if you make more proteins ("onco proteins" ) than normal, it can cause cancer. If you make less than normal amount of tumor-suppressor proteins, it could cause cancer. We dont know the details"

"I may have to live another million lives to understand. Right?"

"I guess so"

"I am tired, Caro. Can I sleep here today as well?"

"Of course. But I have only in my bed."

"Your pillows are too soft. Can I use your ass as a firm pillow? I really need some what warm and firm"

"Do you want it covered or bare?"

"Ha ha ha. Your hospitality is something, Caro!"

"You are special"

"It really scares me thinking about a situation without you. I mean after you dumped me"

"Will you miss me?"

"A LOT"

"Dont worry I am not Suneeta"

"I know, you would sleep with me even after you dumped me. Right?"

"Ha ha ha. You are really funny at times"

"Of course, after getting approval from your boyfriend? Find a guy who is somewhat magnanimous, not shallow. Okay?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Thank you for putting up with my bullshit Caro!"

"Pleasure is mine!"

-to be continued

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