Friday, July 3, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (24)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

வைரஸ்களுக்கு உயிர் கிடையாது என்கிறார்கள்.  பயாலஜி விஞ்ஞானிகள்.

உடனே விஞ்ஞானி சொல்லிட்டான்னு நம்பி விடுவது பகுத்தறிதல் அல்ல. பண்டாரம் சொன்னாலும் விஞ்ஞானி சொன்னாலும் என்னனு பகுத்தறீயனும். அதுதான் அழகு.

ஏன் இப்படி சொல்கிறார்கள்?  வைரஸ்கள் தானாக இனபெருக்கம் செய்ய இயலாதவை. அவைகளுக்கு இன்னொரு ஹோஸ்ட் செல் தேவை. வைரஸ் களால் தானாக "மெட்டாபலைஸ்" செய்ய இயலாது.

இந்த இரண்டு காரணங்களால் வைரஸ்களுக்கு உயிர் இல்லைனு சொல்றானுக இந்த "மேதாவிகள்" வைரல் பார்ட்டிக்கிள் னு தான் சொல்லுவானுக.

நான் ப்ரோட்டீனுக்கே உயிர் இருக்குனு சொல்றேன். வைரஸ்க்கு உயிர் இல்லைனு எப்படி ஒத்துக்கொள்வேன்? இவனுகளா ஒரு டெஃபனிஷன் வச்சுக்கிறது. இது இது செய்தால்தான் உயிர் இருக்குனு.

கொரோனா வைரஸ் பத்தி, அது எப்படி பரவுது, எப்படி உருவாச்சு?னு இன்னும் யாருக்கும் இன்னும் தெளிவாகப் புரிந்த மாதிரித் தெரியவில்லை.

இந்தியாவில் டெல்லில ஒரு கல்யாணம் நடந்து இருக்கு. 32 வயதான ஒரு ஐ டி தொழில் செய்றவர் மாப்பிள்ளை. கல்யாணம் நெருங்கி வரும் வேளையில் இவருக்கு உடல் நலக் குறைவு. காய்ச்சல் வயிற்றூப் போக்கு. இருந்தாலும் கல்யாணத்தை நிறுத்த வேண்டாம்னு கல்யாணமும் நடந்து முடிந்தது. கல்யாணம் முடிந்து ரெண்டு நாட்களில் சீரியஸாகி ஆள் காலி.

 கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் இவர் உயிரை பறித்ததுனு சொல்றாங்க. ஆனால் இவர் உடலை இறந்த உடனேயே யாருக்கும் சொல்லாமல் இறுதி சடங்கு செய்து சாம்பலாகிட்டாங்க போல. இப்போ, கல்யாணத்தில் கலந்து கொண்ட பலருக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாஸிடிவா இருக்குனு சொல்றாங்க. மணமகந்தான் பரப்பி விட்டதாக அமெரிக்க, மேல்நாட்டு பத்திரிக்கைகள் எல்லாம் சொல்றானுக.

இங்கே ரிஓபனிங் செய்த பிறகு ஒரு நாள்க்கு 50,000 பாசிடிவ் கேஸ் வந்து கொண்டு இருக்கு. டெக்சாஸ் கவர்னர் அடிமுட்டாள் போல பேசிக்கிட்டு இருக்கான். இங்கே உள்ள ரிபப்லிகன் பாலிட்டிசியன் களூக்கெல்லாம் தலையில் களீ மண்தான் இருக்கு. அதை எல்லாம் ஒரு மயிரையும் புடுங்க முடியலை. இந்தியால ஒரு மணமகனிடம் இருந்து எல்லாருக்கும் பரவிவிட்டதாக உளர்றானுக.

இதில் புதிர் என்னனா, இவர் கல்யாணம் செய்த மணமகளூக்கு கொரோனா வைரஸ் டெஸ்ட் நெகடிவா இருக்காம். இது எப்படினு யாருக்கும் விளங்கவில்லை.

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"Caro! I said I am O positive and universal donor, Correct? But"

"But what?"

"I cant donate blood to a person who is O negative. Correct?"

"Yeah, your Rh protein antigen will cause trouble to the O negative recipient. Actually O negative blood group is the universal donor, not O positive group. Because O positive blood can not be received by O negative person or anybody who is Rh (-)"

"Are you AB positive?"

"Yes?"

"You are universal recipient. You can receive blood from anybody and survive? "

"Yeah, but I can give blood to only another AB+ person"

"OK, here is the chart!"


Rarest blood type: Chart and compatibility
"You are weird. Why do you want to learn about blood group now?"

"I have to make use of your ass when we are together. After you dumped me, you would not care anything about me anymore. Right?"

"Thats not it. You are digging deep into biology these days."

"You know why? When we are studying, we never have pleasure in learning because we care about our grades only. I could never enjoy Science then. If I had focused on what I want to learn, I would not be here now, near by your ass"

"Now you enjoy learning"

"Of course, when I have sexy chick like you to teach"

"I can teach you other stuff too"

"What is it? Stuff like what?"

"You know"

"Sex?"

"Ha ha ha, Nope"

"How to talk politely and how to eat in a well-mannered way?"

"Yeah, you are rude at times"

"You should see how people eating using their hands and sucking all their fingers and such in India"

"Why cant they use spoons and forks or sticks like chinese do?"

"It tastes better when you use hand and fingers rather than spoons and forks"

"Really?"

"Yes. I cant mix my food well when I use spoons. I dont like the taste of spoon when it touches my tongue"

"Seriously?"

"I like your fingers, lips, toes and tongue in my mouth rather than metal spoons"

"I understand that part well" she smiled.

"It is something you get used it, Caro. If I were taught to eat using spoons, I would find it odd when I am using hands when I am eating my food"

"I really dont care, how one eats his/her food"

"Not only that. Even religion, some people are taught when they were young and they turned out to be stupid"

"They can start thinking now"

"I really dont understand how religious minds work. Neither can they understand how my mind works"

"May be it gives them strength"

"I guess so. When they believe in God, they think He will help them. That gives them strength because they pass on their problems to God."

"That sounds right"

- to be continued

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Tuesday, June 30, 2020

என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம் (23)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

 நான் இப்போல்லாம் யாருக்கும் அட்வைஸ்லாம் பண்றதில்லை. உண்மை என்னனா எல்லோருக்கும் நம்மலவிட எல்லா விசயமும் அதிகமாத் தெரியுது. அதனால், அந்தப் பக்கம் போகாதீங்க  ஒரு புதைகுழி இருக்குனு சொல்றதில்லை. ஒண்ணு ஏற்கனவே புதைகுழியிலே விழுந்து எழுந்தவனா இருக்கான், இல்லைனா புதை குழிய தோண்டியதே அவனாத்தான் இருக்கான். அவன்ட்ட போயி எதுக்கு அறிவுரைலாம் சொல்லிக்கிட்டு?

நியு ஜேர்சில, ஒரு பணக்கார குஜராத்ல இருந்து வந்து அமெரிக்கால குடியேறிய  குடும்பத்தில் 3 பேர் மரணம். வீட்டில் உள்ள நீச்சல் குளத்தில் நீச்சல் தெரியாத சிறுமி ஆழத்திற்கு போக உணர்ச்சி வேகத்தில் அவளை காப்பாத்த போன நீச்சல் தெரியாத தாத்தா, நீச்சல் தெரியாத அம்மா மூவரும் இறந்து விட்டார்கள்! அந்த அப்பா நிலையை நினைத்துப் பார்த்தால் நெஞ்சு பதை பதைக்கிது.

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இந்த செய்திய  விசு தளத்தில் படிச்சிட்டு, என்ன நடந்ததுனு பார்த்தால்.. நம்மை அந்த தந்தையின் நிலையில் வைத்துப் பார்த்தால் கஷ்டமா இருக்கு.

என் நண்பன் ஒருத்தன் இருக்கான். ஹி இஸ் நாட் "எம்பத்தெடிக்". டேய் இவன் செத்துட்டான்டா னு சொன்னா, அப்படியா? சாரி டு நோ"னு சொல்லீட்டு போயிட்டே இருப்பான். அதுபோல்தான் வாழணும். வாழ கத்துக்கனும். தனக்குனு வரும்போதுமட்டும் அழணும். ஆனால் நம்ம நினைப்பது போல் நாம் வாழ இயலாது. "ஐ ஆம் எம்பதெட்டிக்". என்னை மூட் அவுட் செய்த, விசுவை பிடிச்சு கட்டி வச்சு அடிக்கணும். இல்லைனா விசு தளத்துக்குப் போன என்னைத்தான் அடிக்கணும்.


நான் யாரையும் "ஜட்ஜ்" பண்றதா இல்லை. இப்படி செய்து இருக்கலாம், அப்படி வாழ்ந்து இருக்கலாம்னு. ஏன்னா  நாளைக்கு நமக்கே இந்த நிலை வரலாம். நாம் அனைவருமே கவனக் குறைவாதான் வாழ்கிறோம். லக்கிலி நாம் இதுபோல் ஒரு சூழலில் மாட்டிக்கொள்ளவில்லை- இந் நாள் வரைக்கும்.

கொரோனா வைரஸ்க்கு பயந்து வீட்டிலேயே இருக்கலாம்னு ஸ்விம் பண்ண போனா.. இப்படி முடிந்து இருக்கு.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/swimming-pool-deaths-investigation-east-brunswick-new-jersey/

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"Guess what..I saw Laura y'day. She looked cute"

"Yeah, She lost 20 pounds or so"

"She did not seem like mad at me anymore. "

"Why? What did she say?"

"Nothing. She smiled at me"

"Did you say anything like, "You look skinny now or something, this time?"

"Ha ha ha. I did not. She is not my friend anymore. May be I will say something like that to you when you gain weight"

"I need to thank her"

"For what?"

"She helped me to get closer to you. You remember? I told you that you offended her and you started justifying it"

"I did not justify, I said I was honest. I did not know, being honest is offensive in America. We have to lie"

"It is not lying"

"Yeah, right."

"It is being polite"

"Why do we have to be polite?"

"Because we may hurt others if not"

"I dont hurt nobody, the truth hurts and I am sorry, Caro, you guys are so fake"

"You want to fight with me today?"

"Yeah, I want to break up with you so that I can look for another girl. Someone fresh"

"Why? You got bored with me already?"

"You are still interesting but someone fresher would be better"

"So, I can also start looking for another guy or a girl too?"

"Yeah, that would be wise. Caro! Why do gay girls break up with each other? I thought such a "combo" will go good for ever"

"Why not?"

"I mean what sort of problems they will have?"

"Money issue or sex issue or trust issue"

"Sex issue?"

"Yeah, one girl can be selfish. I am not going to get into details"

"Why not?"

"Because I don't know."

"You have never slept with another girl?"

"Nope. Have you slept with another guy?"

"I am not gay."

"Neither am I"

"I dont get attracted to guys. I thought girls are different?"

"What are you saying? All girls are gay or what?"

"Ok, Tell me about the blood groups. You studied about that. Right?"

"Yeah but long time ago"

"I heard people those who have o+ blood group are little bit safer against coronavirus infection."

"Really?"

"I read it somewhere. What blood group are you?"

"AB positive"

"I am O positive. Universal donor. You are universal recipient it seems! How many blood groups are there? Four? Correct?"

"Yeah, A, B, AB and O"

"What does the Rh positive or negative mean?"

"I think it is Rhesus factor?"

"Rhesus factor is another protein, I guess"

"Yes"

"Is that an antigen or antibody?"

"It is an antigen. Here you go"




Ph Factor. Blood Cells With Antigen D And Without It. Rh Positive ...


 "It looks like an antibody to me, the y shape. Never mind"

"Our erythrocytes might have this Rh antigen or might not have"

"So if one has this protein in the red blood cell surface, it is called Rh positive?'

"Exactly, some people do not have this protein in the red blood cell, that is Rh -ve"

"OK, the hard part is done. Tell me about blood groups"

"First let me tell you about blood. Blood has four components, Red blood cells which carry oxygen, White blood cells which fight against any pathogens, platelets and plasma"

"What is plasma?"

"Plasma is like "water". It does contain lots of water and important proteins and enzymes and antibodies. It is another big world"

"What are platelets?"

"It is some disk-shaped particles, it is like cell but does not have a nucleus in it. It is involved in blood clotting whenever you a have a cut or scratch and bleeding. It helps stopping it by clotting"

"If one has low platelet count, he/she will be in trouble?"

"Of course, it is a problem because your blood wont clot and your bleeding wont stop if you dont have enough platelets"

"Let me get back to ABO groups. Biology is fucking vast. It goes on and on like this. It is hard to focus on one fucking thing"

"Ha ha ha but it is very true"

"So, there are four blood groups? A, B, AB and O and this Rh factor. You explained me the Rh factor. Now let us get into blood group"

"Look at this first!"



Blood type - Wikipedia


"I looked at them, Go on, please"

"Ok, our red-blood cells have antigens and plasma has antibodies. "A blood group", has antigen A on the RBC, antibody B in the plasma." "B blood group" erythrocytes  has antigen B on them, antibody A in the plasma."

"I thought antigens are like pathogens which are coming from outside or exogenously and antibody is what our immune system will have"

"That's correct. These antigens are kind of specific molecules which help recognizing foreign cells"

"So, if a person with A positive blood, has antigen A and antibody B and Rh factor present (+), receives blood group B, that will be considered as a pathogen by his immune system?"

"Yes, that will be a disaster. He will die of it"

"What kind of molecules are they?"

"I think they are macro molecules . Proteins or Carbohydrates or may be both together. Honestly I dont know"

"Here is where my problem is. Biologists usually dont care, what kind of molecules are antigens and what kind are antibodies but people like me focus on things like this and get digressed. Every time I study something, I get into something else which is unimportant"

"That is not unimportant, it is important too"

"I looked it up, it seems like there is some change in sugars, one has galactose and the other one has aminoaceylgalactose"

"The problem for us is that I cant see like the way you see the molecules. You are a chemist"

"There are pluses and minuses in it. Knowing the structure is only my own pleasure, I cant tell anybody. It is just like looking at your curves and corners when you are naked"

"Are they beautiful?"

"Of course. You got the best"

"I think we should get married and have bunch of kids"

"You know something, my genes will be dominant, the kids' skin color will be dark like me"

"That would be wonderful"

"Your parents will be ok with that? Marrying an Indian"

"It is my life. I choose my husband. Not them"

"Why dont you marry a white guy?"

"They are boring. I dont get attracted to them anymore"

"Can you put up with me for life long"

"I think so but we have to live and see"

"Here is the deal. Suppose you dont like me later for whatever reason, we can live separately and meet once in a while. You should not marry or date anybody. I would do the same"

"Meeting for what?"

"Just for chatting about whats going on at your end and we can sleep together but no sex"

"Ha ha ha"

"What?"

"Sleep in the same bed but no sex?"

"Yeah. I can do that"

"Really? What if you touch me when sleeping"

 "I wont"

"I know how to make you rape me"

"How?"

"I will say something like..Dont try to fuck me when I am sleeping? You understand cheap bastard?"

"That will make me really mad"

"And?"

"May be I will start kissing you all over your body"

"That's rape"

"Only if you dont like it"

"I would not like it"

"How would you know? May be you would be sex-starved then? I will really behave like a gentleman when I meet you and make you feel guilty for dumping me"

"I think you can. You are a man after all"

-to be continued

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Saturday, June 27, 2020

என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம் (22)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

ஒரு வழியாக தமிழ்மணம் செத்து விட்டதாக தோனுது. Rest in peace, TamilmaNam!

ஒரு வேளை கொரோனா வைரஸ்தான் தமிழ்மணத்தையும் காலி பண்ணிடுச்சா னு தெரியவில்லை. This is the major problem with us. Older generation DO NOT LIKE passing the responsibility to the new younger generation if they can not spend time.

இன்றைய நிலையில் அமெரிக்கா, இங்கிலாந்து சாவு எண்ணிக்கையை விட இந்தியாவில் கொரோனா வைரஸால் சாகும் மக்கள் எண்ணிக்கை அதிகமாகி விட்டது. இந்தியாவில் இது இன்னும் எவ்வளவு அதிகமாகும்னு தெரியவில்லை. இன்னும் எத்தனை பேரை சொர்க்கத்துக்கு அனுப்பப் போகிறது தெரியவில்லை.

 இன்றைய நிலையில் 500 பேர் போல் இந்தியாவில் டெய்லி சாவதாக சொல்றாங்க. இது நிச்சயம் குறைந்ததபட்சம் என்று நம்பப்படுகிறது. அமெரிக்கா, இங்கிலாந்து, ஸ்பெயின், இத்தாலியில் ஏற்படும் சாவுகளை விட இந்தியாவில அதிகம்.

அமெரிக்காவில் இப்போ restrictions ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிட்டாங்க. அதேபோல் இந்தியாவிலும் ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிட்டாங்க.

ஏன்? பணமிருந்தால்தான் கொரோனாவால் உடலை எரிக்கவோ அல்லது புதைக்கவோ கூட முடியும்.  எல்லாவற்றையும் அடைத்து வைத்தால், வேலை இல்லை சம்பளம் இல்லை, வாடகை கொடுக்க, உணவு வாங்க  வழியில்லை னு அடித்தள மக்கள் கதறுறாங்க. ஆக வைரஸ் கொஞ்சப் பேரை கொல்வதை தவிர்க்க முடியாது. அவர்களை பலி கொடுத்துவிட்டு நம் நாட்டை"உயிருடன்" இருப்பவர்கள், "தப்பித்தவர்கள்" பார்ப்போம் என்கிற அவல நிலை ஆகிவிட்டது.

நம்ம ஊரிலிருந்து யு எஸ் வந்து வாழும் "மேற்தள"  ஐ டி மக்களுக்கு  இந்தியாவில் சேரியில் மற்றும் தாராவியின் வாழ்க்கையும் தெரியாது, அமெரிக்க ப்ளூ காலர் வொர்க்கர்கள் வாழக்கையும் தெரியாது.  இவனுக ஒரு தனி உலகத்தில் வாழ்ந்து சாகிறானுக.

பே செக் டு பே செக் வாழும் அமெரிக்க மக்களையோ, அவர்கள் வாழ்க்கையையோ கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாண்டமிக் அப்புறமும் புரிந்து கொள்ள மாட்டானுக.

 ட்ரம்ப்  நடத்திய "you are fired" ரியாலிட்டி ஷோ பார்க்கிற வகையறா இவர்கள்.

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"Hey Caro!"

"What?"

"Have you watched "As good as it gets"?

"Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson movie? Somewhat old. Of course I have seen it"

"Yeah, may be you were a teen then, dating some high school punks at that time"

"Ha ha ha"

"You remember? Jack is a writer and with zero people skills and a real "moron", but he is obsessed with the waitress Carol. He wants her to serve breakfast every time he goes to that restaurant. Right?"

"Yeah?"

"Then he helps her for taking care of her son's health-related expense. As soon as Carol learned that Jack is helping her, she started worrying that he might demand her some sexual favor. She will go to him in the midnight and tell him that she wont sleep with him."

"Yeah, I remember that!"

"So, someone helps you in America, their intention would very will be a sexual favor? Is that the price one need to pay for someone helping a woman?"

"Ha ha ha"

"So if I help you with your moving or anything.. that means I want to fuck you? You are fucking hot and  Is that why I help you? Is that right? That's disgusting, Caro!"

"But..?"

"But what?"

"Are you not fucking me, now? You are, right?"

"That's not something I demanded, Caro! Come on, that is totally different. I will not demand you for sexual favor if I help you. That's not who I am"

"May be I will pay back by letting you have me. I am a white whore"

"I would say white bitch"

"Ha ha ha. You are really funny. Thats just a movie. A fiction."

"People help each other, Caro. Not just with fucking intention!"

"But there are men like that too. The world is not filled with people like you only. There are all kinds Right?"

"Whatever!"

"Tell me about "Weeds". I have never watched it. It must be pretty old."

"Yeah, it came out in show time in 2005-2012 or something"

"Whats the plot?"

"There is no fucking plot. It is kind of black comedy drama. Nancy Botwin (Marry Louis Parker)  is a young widow with two boys (16 and 10 or something) and she lives in California and she sells weed to support her fucking family or some bullshit. For doing her business she fucks everybody around her, (black or white hispanic or anybody who has a dick)  very CASUALLY one time or other. Her sons become weed-dealer as well. It is a total fuck-up!"

"Thats it?!"

"But there are lots of side-track stories. Jenji creates lots of characters and kill them and toss them away just like that, and create more characters and toss them. It is just meaningless. It goes on and on like that. Some scenes are really disgusting"

"You watched all the episodes?"

"Idk, I was watching until season five or something but not with full attention."

"Anything you liked?"

"Elizabeth Perkins as Celia Hodes. She is the best"


 ㅤ on Twitter: "Notable Characters Celia Hodes, Silas Botwin ...

"So you liked at least some part"

"It was okay first few seasons. The same thing is true in Orange is the New Black as well. I liked few seasons. It starts out good, then Jenji fucks up everything as it goes on"

"You liked the hot lesbian sex, I guess?"

"Ha ha ha, Laura Prepon was hot. It started dragging after few seasons. Lots of  bs "



Laura Prepon Is Leaving "Orange Is The New Black" (For Now, At Least)

 "So, Breaking bad was better?"

"Of course, that is the best. I could watch all the 6 seasons"

"You like meth lab over growing weed, huh?"

"I think anybody would agree that Breaking Bad was much better than these two"

"I have not watched these shows fully either. Perhaps you are right. Everybody says Breaking Bad is a classic"

"Thanks to Caronavirus. I would not had time for watching all these Jinji crap otherwise"

"Did you learn any chemistry in Braking bad?"

"It is just simple steps. I can teach Walter White how to make much complex molecules.  I am a much better chemist than Walter-fucking-white. Walter white isa loser with fucking attitude"

"Of course you are. Cooking meth for treating his Lung Cancer. Right?"

"That's bullshit. I believe High School teachers will have a good health coverage. He must have got the cheapest one and saving his money for retirement and always complaining that "I cant afford". Is that not all white people do in this country?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I dont understand. They save all the fucking money for enjoying their retirement. Eventually they go on vacation spend all the money in a week or so. Instead one can spend the money every day meaningfully and go to a park in their neighborhood. Why do you need an expensive vacation?"

"See, this is what this country lacks. We need people like you to educate us!"

"Are you fucking with me, Caro?"

"No, I am really serious. You are right. One does not have to be stingy in everyday life and then later spend all the money in a week"

"Vacation, Party, expensive car are things which can be easily avoided and one can live happily if one loves his job and has little bit brain. And a hot girlfriend like you"

"You think there are no Americans live with your attitude?"

"Idk. I am just saying one can be happy without all these. You dont need to go in a world cruise and get Coronavirus and die"

"Idt even Indians think like you do"

"True. They got influenced by "western culture". It is all fucked up now. I know someone, she always talk about other people houses, how big it is, what kind of car they have, blah blah blah. I get annoyed. She is much older than me. I wish I could say "Shut the fuck up" to her"

"People always want more than what they have, I guess"

"Are they going to be happy if they get more? They want more again. It never ends Caro!"

"You sound tired?"

"Yeah, I am tired of people. Same fucking selfish people around. I dont learn anything new from them. Same bullshit"

"Reading Science is better, I guess?"

"Biology and Nature amaze me, Caro! I have million questions but no answers"

"I am a biologist, I can help you!"

"What's going on inside the cell? It seems like billion things going on. Hemoglobin is carrying oxygen, and goes on feeding oxygen to all cells. Why does it do that? Why cant it go on a vacation?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I am serious. Who is telling Hemoglobin to do its job? Who controls the enzymes and all the cellular processes? It is a fucking mystery."

"Nobody knows"

"No, fucking God knows everything. It is all God's act, religious goons say that."

"They dont"

"They would.  So, God created Coronavirus? God wants to kill millions of people? It is all fucking God's fault. Right?"

"They would not agree with that"

"So, they conveniently use the God whenever they need to?"

"I suppose"

"Fuck 'em"

"Do you think proteins have life?"

"I think all biological macro molecules DNA, mRNA and especially proteins have life. They do more work than the guy who has them in his cells. But they are not appreciated. The pity is, illiterate people say heart is doing important role. Thats bullshit. Proteins or enzymes are doing the important function to keep us alive"

"Cellular processes make some people believe that there is a God"

"God controls cellular functions?! Thats hilarious!"

"You said, something controls it?"

"Yeah, it is really really amazing when I learnt thousands of proteins are doing several important functions in our cell. But God controls them??!!"

"Creationists would say that"

"Do they believe in evolution?"

"They don't!"

"These days I stopped arguing with people about God's nonexistence Caro!"

"Why?"

"I dont know, there is so much to read and try understand, why waste time with these idiots?"

"Like cellular functions?"

"Honestly, I get lost when I read about wnt, map kinase pathways. This protein activates this one, then that activates another one, then it gets in nucleus and binds on the DNA as a transcription factor or something, then it activates a transcription which is translated to another protein. It goes on like this. Do anybody really understand what the fuck is going on?"

"I doubt it. We only know if you make more proteins ("onco proteins" ) than normal, it can cause cancer. If you make less than normal amount of tumor-suppressor proteins, it could cause cancer. We dont know the details"

"I may have to live another million lives to understand. Right?"

"I guess so"

"I am tired, Caro. Can I sleep here today as well?"

"Of course. But I have only in my bed."

"Your pillows are too soft. Can I use your ass as a firm pillow? I really need some what warm and firm"

"Do you want it covered or bare?"

"Ha ha ha. Your hospitality is something, Caro!"

"You are special"

"It really scares me thinking about a situation without you. I mean after you dumped me"

"Will you miss me?"

"A LOT"

"Dont worry I am not Suneeta"

"I know, you would sleep with me even after you dumped me. Right?"

"Ha ha ha. You are really funny at times"

"Of course, after getting approval from your boyfriend? Find a guy who is somewhat magnanimous, not shallow. Okay?"

"Ha ha ha"

"Thank you for putting up with my bullshit Caro!"

"Pleasure is mine!"

-to be continued

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Thursday, June 25, 2020

என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம் (21)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

அமெரிக்காவில் கொரோனா வைரஸ் ஆக்டிவ் கேஸ்கள் அதிகமாகிக் கொண்டேதான் போகிறது, சாவும்தான், ஆனால் நியூ யார்க்ல இப்போ ஓரளவுக்கு ஸ்டபிலைஸ் ஆன மாதிரி இருக்கு. மற்ற மாநிலங்களில் அதிகமாகி இருப்பதால் மொத்தத்தில் அமெரிக்கா நிலைமையில் மாற்றம் எதுவும் தெரியவில்லை.

இந்தியாவில் இப்போ ஒரு நாளைக்கு 350-400 பேர் சாவதாக கணக்கு காட்டுறாங்க. இது அமெரிக்காவை கம்ப்பேர் பண்ணும்போது ஒண்ணும் பெரிய விசயமில்லை. இருந்தாலும் இறப்பு அதிகமாகிக் கொண்டேதான் போகிறது

அமெரிக்காவை இந்தியர்கள் பலரும் கேலி செய்றாங்க. என்ன காரணம்னு தெரியவில்லை டெத் டரேட் அதிகமாகத்தான் இருக்கு இங்கே. அதனால் கேலி செய்தால் அதை கேட்டுக்கொண்டு போயிடுறதுதான் சரி. சப்போஸ் இதேபோல் இந்தியாவில் அதிகமாக சாவு இருந்து இருந்தால்,  அமெரிக்கர்களும், இங்கிலாந்து நாட்டுக்காரகளும் இந்தியாவை கேலி செய்யத்தான் செய்வாங்க. எளியவர்களை வலியவர்கள் மட்டமாப் பார்ப்பதுதான் இயற்கை. எல்லாரும் மனிதர்கள்தான். இது மனித இயல்பு.

சைனா இந்த வைரஸை எங்கிருந்தோ பிடிச்சு கொண்டு வந்து, உலகிற்கே தானம் செய்துவிட்டார்கள்.  முதலில் சைனாவில் ஆரம்பிக்கும்போது இது இந்தியாவை இந்தளவுக்கு தாக்கும்னு யாரும் எதிர்பார்க்கவில்லை. போற போக்கைப் பார்த்தால் இந்தியாவில் இது இன்னும் பரவுவதை தடுக்கவே முடியாது போல்தான் இருக்கிறது.

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"Caro! I found a way to keep life interesting"

"How is that?"

"Just live. Dont worry about nobody"

"Ha ha ha. Can you?  just live like that?"

"I am planning to"

"Idt you can"

"Why not?"

"That's not what you are"

"Let us see. Let us go to year 2090"

"You and I would be dead then"

"Yes but people will be busy making money, impressing others, making love, some will act smart, some will be gullible. Nobody is going to care about you and me. It will be depressing if you come see this world without us"

"I am sure, it will be depressing if you could see this world but you can not see. So, dont worry"

"I wonder why we want to live? Whats wrong in just dying. We dont make a big difference by living little longer. Right?"

"We may make a difference"

"I was reading this cancer biology book. Cell signaling, mitosis, proto oncogenes, oncogenes, tumor suppressor genes and telomere shortening as we get older"

"What did you learn?"

"Death is approaching us as we get older and older. It is a natural process. We just have to live with that."

"Dont we all know that?"

"Not true, if people start thinking about death, they wont be greedy, they wont run after money."

"Thinking about death is not going to help"

"So?"

"Dont think about it. Just live"

"Here is what I learned, when we get older, our telomeres get shortened. Some proto oncogenes like ras gets activated and becomes oncogene and gets activated to do more cell proliferation. Some tumor supressor genes  like retinoblastoma, p53 are getting deactivated. Now cancer cells start growing wherever possible. They find a way to survive and that leads to our death, eventually. But they die when we die too. They can not survive without us being alive"

"Thats interesting"

"What is?"

"They generally say, cancer cells try to survive and immortalized"

"You need to go further, Caro. They die when we die. They are not immortalized"

"Why did you read this?"

"Idk, I could download it for free from some archive"

"ha ha ha"

"I guess I should not have read that. There is nothing positive there. Biological processes are so complex. It is impossible to tune them for our advantage"

"They do do that. Right?"

"We barely hit the target. We can not beat the nature"

"Then we should just die without a fight?"

"Well, Idk, I think a lot these days. Have you watched birds?"

"Yeah. What do you mean?"

"In the spring they start building the nest, lay eggs, and protect them incubate them, have their kid birdies and feed them and let them grow strong. Once they become adult, they literally kick them out and they just act like strangers to them. They dont love them anymore. They hardly realize they are their kids. They lay eggs again...It goes on"

 "What is the point?"

"Idk. It is funny why everyone wants to reproduce including viruses, cancer cells, birds? WHY?"

"I dont know. But I see what you mean."

"I realized one thing, it is hard to answer to the question "Why?" "

"Why is that?"

"It is because we dont know the answer for lots of things, both in Science and in non-science too. We know very little even after living a long life then when we are dying, we still know very little"

"It is not just you dont know? Why do you think nobody knows?"

"You know what is funny?"

"What?"

"People who think they know everything are the #1 idiots in the world. They are so stupid that they could not even realize that. But the irony is that being ignorant or stupid is the best way for survival."

"So, you want me to be stupid or what?"

"Check this out. When I am watching a worm is eaten by Robin, I really feel bad. Also, when a little bird was caught by Hawk I get angry. But."

"But, what?"

"Now I look at myself. What did I eat today? Chicken? Milk? Meat? How do I get them? Someone killed a chicken or goat or cow and brought them to me. Someone stole milk from cow. Now I am no better than a tiger or a Robin or a Hawk. I am doing the same fucking thing everyday for my survival. What a filthy hypocrite I am?"

"Oh my God. We are no better than anybody!"

"Absolutely. But we never think about what we do for our survival. We look at what a Hawk does for its survival. Nature is cruel. It is not beautiful"

"Honestly, I dont think like this"

"May be that is why you are happy. I think about turkey when people celebrating thanksgiving. How many turkeys are getting killed on that day? Poor birds"

"If we care about turkey, we cant have thanksgiving dinner"

"If you care about other beings, you can not survive or live in this world. So, somehow do all the fucking sins, and create a fucking God, and design a "system" or "religion" to do justify whatever fuck-up you do for your survival"

"You deserve something big for a lecture like this"

"Like what?"

"Like this?"

"How do you become so sexy all of a sudden? Shaking your ass?"

"May be I am horny. I am trying to seduce you for my needs"

"You just do it naturally? Once your needs are done, you will dump me like trash"

"You know what?  Your philosophical lecture or this kind of annoying attitude does not turn me off."

"How about cancer biology?"

"Fuck it"

"Why? You want to live ignorant?"

"Of course. I dont think about death when I am cumming."

"You are talking dirty. You must be horny"

"Can I seduce you?"

"You cant"

"Of course I can. It is easy. All your philosophical bull shit will go to drain, when I flash my ass. You will be tempted to grab it"

"Are you using me, Caro?"

"May be"

"I was watching the "weeds" show in netflix. It starts out good but when it goes on, it is no better than any Indian serial. Artificial bullshit. No logic, nothing. They just create characters and get rid of some. Nancy becomes a big slut. Idk what the fuck this show is all about.They say they do everything for protecting family? What a joke!"

"Jenj Kohan? Orange is the new black creator?"

"Yeah, Jenji-fucking-Kohan! She is sick for sure."

"ha ha ha"

"I am serious. She is really really really sick. Breaking bad is far better than this fucking weeds show"

"May be girls will like this"

"I doubt it."

- to be continued

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Monday, June 1, 2020

என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? மீ டூ காலம்! (20)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

அமெரிக்காவில் கொரோனா வைரஸ் கேஸ்கள் இன்னும் அதே போல்தான் தொடர்கிறது. 104000 இறப்புகள். 1.7 மில்லியன் பாசிட்டிவ் கேஸ்கள்.

மக்களால் அடைந்து கிடக்க முடியவில்லை. வெளீயே வர ஆரம்பித்து விட்டார்கள். கொஞ்சம் கொஞ்சமாக எல்லாவற்றயும் திறக்க ஆரம்பித்து விட்டார்கள். மறூபடியும் அதிகம் பரவும் என்பது தெரிந்தும், மக்கள் வெளீயே வர்ராங்க.

வாஷிங்டன் ஸ்டேட்லதான் அமெரிக்காவில் முதன் முதலில் அதிக கேஸ்கள் இருந்தது. அதிக உயிரிழப்பும் ஏற்பட்டது. ஒரு மாதிரி பீக் கை அடைந்து இப்போ ஓரளவுக்கு சரியாகிவிட்டது. இதுபோல் எல்லா மாநிலங்கள்லயும் ஆகும் என்பது தெரிந்தாலும் யாருக்கும் பொறூமை இல்லை. விஞ்ஞானிகள் சொல்வதெல்லாம் யாரும் கேட்பதாக இல்லை.

சைனாவில் மட்டும் 83,000 கேஸ் கள், 4,600 உயிரிழப்போட நின்றூவிட்டது போல் கணக்குக் காட்டுறாங்க. இதை யாரும் நம்பவில்லை.

இந்தியாவில் இப்போ அதிகமாகிறது. இருந்தாலும் அமெரிக்கா நியூஸ் தான் இந்தியாவில் பார்க்கிறாங்க. என்ன இப்படி அமெரிக்காவில் சாகிறாங்கனுதான் ஒரே "கவலை"!

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"I think we all are going to get infected by this Coronovirus, Caro!  It is like oxygen. The virus is everywhere. Impossible to escape"

"Yeah, it is quite possible, we all will get infected if not today, may be  tomorrow or six months from now."

"Some of us will make it and some will have to die"

"The lucky ones?"

"Ha ha ha You mean people who die are lucky?"

"Did I say that? You are saying that."

"No, I am really wondering who is lucky? The one who is going to die or one who is going to recover?"

"Dont you think the people who recover are lucky?"

"I dont know. You think after this "corona lesson" they will become different people once all this over? Or they will go back to "the same" again?"

"They might get better."

"I don't know. People will not change, Caro. Have you seen "Unforgiven"?"

"Of course"

"Remember, William Munny will get flu and will be almost dead? But, once he recovers, and become normal again, he will continue his "murdering business". That's what people really are. People don't change, Caro"

"You are becoming cynical"

"No, I am always cynical."

"Thats not true. Not when you were a child. Right?"

"How would you know?"

"Children are simple-minded. They become like you once they grew up"

 "You know who will get the credit when they come back alive?"

"Who?"

"The God!"

"Ha ha ha. What if they die?"

"I guess God will get credit for that too"

"Probably not. May be Satan?"

"So, Satan outfights the God sometimes?"

"I dont know"

"I am sure he does"

"It is not God's fault that hey give all the credit to him. Right?"

"Of course not. He does not exist. How will anything will become his fault?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I was thinking Why Americans are not able to control this virus by "behaving"?"

"And?"

"Suppose, you tell them, if you want to live, there is only one condition. That is, you should not have sex!"

"Ha ha ha"

 "You know what will they do? I think will fuck for one last time and die rather than living"

"Ha ha ha"

"I am serious. That's what we are"

"It is funny too"

"America does not have Buddha or Jesus"

"What do we have?"

"Bunch of business-minded people and conservative politicians who run this country and of course porn and alcohol"

"America also has you and me. Are we not sensible people?"

"I am talking about the bigger picture. See once they reopened, look at the beach and lake of ozark. People just dont care anymore about social distancing. This is what we are. We are not good enough to handle this kind of situation. If two people follow the rules and thousands don't, what will happen?"

"We lose, I guess"

"I think this virus outfights us!"

"I dont understand. Why the death rate is so high in US, UK, Spain, Italy and France? It is not as high in India?"

"India has a pretty warm weather. May be the virus is less aggressive in warm weather? Texas and California are doing better than New york and Illinois."

"Yeah Texas dont have that many deaths. It is a big state with huge population. May be because it is warm?"

"May be. The death-rate is relatively low in India and countries which have warm weather"

"It is possible it may have got mutated to another virus in warm weather and which is not that deadly?"

"Idk,Caro. Let us understand some virology. Caro! You are the master! According to Baltimore classification, what type of virus is this?"

"This belongs to type IV, I believe. The genome has (+ve)- single-stranded RNA in Coronaviruses"

"So, it is an RNA virus. Just like HIV? Genome has single-stranded positive-sense RNA just like HIV"

"Not quite, HIV has reverse transcriptase as well but Coronaviruses do not have that enzyme. HIV is classified as type VI "

"Why is that?"

"HIV has (+ve sense) single-stranded RNA as well but it is a retrovirus, Coronavirus is not a retrovirus. They replicate in a completely different manner"

"Though they both have positive-sense RNA as their genome? How are they different? Their target cells are different, that I know"

"Yeah, HIV targets helper T cells,  those are immune cells or a kind of white blood cells but Coronavirus targets lung cells and bronchi."

"And How they replicate?"

"Coronavirus replicates just like poliovirus but it gets into lung cell, not muscle cells. As soon as it gets into cytoplasm, it releases its single-stranded RNA. The RNA acts just like a messenger RNA. It will be taken to Ribosome and get translated to proteins necessary for making new daughter viruses. Not only that it has an enzyme called replicase, it will make a -ve sense RNA strand which is complementary strand of genome (+)-ssRNA. Then the negative strand  ssRNA will be used as a template to make +ss-RNA genome. It can not muliply its positive sense ss-RNA without making complementary - sense ss-RNA"

"So, it never gets into nucleus at all? Does not make DNA? Does not integrate in our chromosome at all"

"That is correct. It does not. At least for replication."

"How about HIV?"

"HIV enters helper T cells (a kind of white blood cells) just like Corona virus. Once it get into cytoplasm, reverse transcriptase, makes a complementary (-ve sense) DNA using this +ssRNA genome. Then that DNA used as template to make a complementary DNA strand. Once it makes both strands of DNA which is a "copy" of its genome in a DNA form. It is taken into our nucleus and an enzyme called inegrase, inserts the DNA piece into the chromosome (DNA) of helper T cell and it will get transcribed and make all the necessary proteins and the ss-RNA genome and all the enzymes such as reverse transcriptase, hiv protease, integrase to make daughter viruses. It will make lots of them and then eventually the helper T cell will not be able to survive and dies"

"Thats beautiful. The way they invade our cells and makes more of their children!"

"Beautiful? You are crazy!"

"Look at as a natural process. Dont act like a normal selfish human being, Caro! It is beautiful like your ass movements when you walk around"

"Really?"

"The pity is only I can watch it!"

"Ha ha ha"

-to be continued


Relax please


Monday, May 25, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (19)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

இந்தியாவிலும் கொரோனா வைரஸ் ஓரளவுக்கு வேகமாகப் பரவுவதுபோல் தெரிகிறது. சார்ஸ் வைரஸ் இதுபோல் பரவவில்லை. ஜப்பான், சவுத் கொரியா, தைவான் போன்ற நாடுகள் அளவுக்கு இந்தியாவில் பரவவிடாமல் தடுத்து நிறுத்த முடியவில்லை.

பரவினால் என்ன? உயிரிழப்பு ஒன்னும் அதிகம் இல்லையே? னு நினைத்துக் கொள்ளலாம்.

India active cases: 150,800

People died : 4200

US active cases: 1.8 million

US death: 98,650

அமெரிக்காவில் வாழ்க்கைத் தரம் பெட்டர், சுகாதாரம் நல்லா இருக்கும்னு  கம்ஃபோர்ட் அதிகம்ன் என்னைப் போல் இங்கே வாழ வந்தவர்கள எல்லாம் பார்த்து கொரொனா வைரஸ் "யாரு சொன்னா?" னு சிரிக்கிது.

ஒரு சில அமெரிக்க வாழ் இந்தியர்கள் இந்த சூழலில் அமெரிக்காவுக்கு சப்போர்ட்டாக நியாயம் பேசுறாங்க. என்னைப் பொருத்தவரையில் இதெல்லாம் எங்களுக்குத் தேவைதான்னு தோனுது.

"இந்தியாவில் ஆயிரம் பிரச்சினைகள் இருக்கு, அங்கே இருந்து காந்திமாரி வாழ்ந்து சுடுபட்டு சாகாமல் இப்படி தப்பிச்சு அமெரிக்கா வந்த நாதாரிகளூக்கு இந்த நிலைமை தேவைதான்.  சாவுங்கடா!" னு அங்கே உள்ளவர்கள் நினைப்பதில் எந்தத் தவறும் இல்லைனுதான் எனக்குத் தோனுது.

அங்கே வாழ்றவங்க அமெரிக்க வாழ் இந்தியர்கள் பரிதாப நிலையைப் பார்த்து அழனும்னு எதிர்பார்ப்பதெல்லாம் ரொம்ப அதிகம்- என்னைப் பொருத்த வரையில்.

*****
"Why dont you come to my apartment? I am getting bored here."

"OK, Honestly I am getting bored to death. I will be there right away, Caro"

*****

"Come in. I missed you!" she gave him a hug.

"New relationship is exciting for a while, Caro!. Not for long" he spanked her ass gently.

"You are such a pessimist. I hate when you talk like this"

"You are correct. I am but I am realistic too"

"Whatever. I don't care"

"I am going to annoy you like this, Caro, so that you will find a better guy"

"Ha ha ha, May be it won't work with me"

"Why not?"

"It is cultural difference."

"Because  you are a white chick, huh?"

"Yeah!  I am not an Indian. I think differently. So, whatever you are trying to annoy me, may not work with me"

"Can I ask you something?"

"You are going to ask even if I say that I am not interested"

"It is true. I am not a good listener."

"I think students need to listen. Professors don't need to"

"Why not?"

"They listened enough when they were students. They may be tired of listening"

"I think American education system is so fucked up, Caro"

"Really? Why?"

"They teach all the simple problems and solved examples in the classroom. They give all the challenging problems as home work or assignment. I wonder whether they can solve the problems themselves which they give to students"

"You think they cant solve any challenging problems?"

"I don't know. You think they really solve all the problems they give as home work? I don't think so. They have access for solution manual"

"What do you say?"

"It is not their problem anymore. So, students learn only some simple concepts from their teaching. The challenges are their own headache. They also get the exam questions from question bank. They dont set the questions based on what they teach in class room either"

"But the whole world thinks our education system is the best?"

"Here is how we set a question. What is chemical symbol for Gold?

a) Go,

b) Gd

c) AU

d) Ag

e) Au

"Yeah,  multiple choice"

"Why are we having multiple choice questions for every fucking thing? Why cant you just ask, what is symbol for Gold? There is no need for multiple fucking choice."

"Why do they do that?"

" Because we dont want to evaluate the answers themselves spending our fucking time. We want "scantron" to do that part. So, we convert everything to multiple choice questions. It does not matter whether it is organic chemistry or genetics. They fuck up a lot when they convert organic chemistry to multiple choice questions. They dont care! They do it because it makes their life easy. It is all about fucking money"

"Money?"

" We can have 500 students in a organic chemistry class and collect millions of dollars as registration fees. How much we pay for a Professor? And how much fees we collect from 500 students? We dont intend to teach, Caro! We are using education to make money. Now the fucking Indians fucked up their system following American fucked up system. Because they always follow what America does"

"So, multiple choice questions are designed to make more money?"

"Of course. I realized this very recently. We think everything based on money. It is all about fucking money"

"You are becoming anti-American now?"

"No, I am just looking at ourselves and trying to understand what we really are"

"What's wrong with multiple choice questions?"

"I like asking, "What is the symbol for Argon?" and look for the answer "Ar". If the student answers AR instead, I want to correct him. I want to tell him/her a chemical symbol can be a single capital letter or a capital letter followed by small letter. It can never be two capital letters"

"The same thing a multiple choice question can teach too"

"I don't think so. We don't want to teach anything, Caro. We want to make money. We start educational institution to make money. Look, what is happening in India? following our system. All private Institutions are being run for making money. Because they always go after Americans' ass"

"I thought they hate America!"

"They do, but they follow every fucking thing Americans do. Today, Indian education Institutions are money-making machines. Do you know how much money fb, twitter and whatsup make from Indians?"

"It is not free"

"That's where the real trick is. It looks free. But fb, twitter and whatsup collect money from internet providers. These idiots pay them through their internet provider and phone providers. They are too stupid to realize that."

"They must be knowing"

"No, they dont know anything. They criticize America using fb and whatsup by paying money."

"Are they spending lot of time?"

"You wont believe it. Like oxygen, they can not live without these. They use at least 5 times more than you and I use"

"How do you know?"

"All my relatives are active all the time. I am not making up. It is true."

"It is amazing, the way we make money"

"We are the best in business!"

- to be continued

Relax please







Tuesday, May 19, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (18)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

கொரோனா வைரஸால் இதுவரை ஏற்பட்ட உயிரிழப்புகள்

அமெரிக்கா: 91,000

இங்கிலாந்து :34,600

ஃப்ரான்ஸ்: 28,100

ஸ்பெயின்: 27,650

இட்டலி: 31,900

 ஜெர்மனி: 8,000

ரஷ்யா: 2700

ஜப்பான்: 744

சவுத் கொரியா: 263

ஆஸ்ட்ரேலியா: 99

இந்தியா: 3100

பாகிஸ்தான்: 900

பங்ளாதேஷ்: 350

இந்தோனேஷியா: 1200


இந்த டேட்டா என்ன சொல்லுது?

இந்த வைரஸால் அதிகம் உயிரிழப்பு அடைந்த நாடுகள்தான் வெள்ளையர்கள் நிறைந்த உலகில் முதல் தர நாடுகள் மற்றும் நாங்கதான் சூப்பர் பவர் என  சொல்லும் நாடுகள்.

இந்த நோய் ஒரு ஒட்டுவார் ஒட்டி.

இதுபோல் முதல் தர நாடுகள்தான் சுத்தம், சுகாதாரம் என அடித்துக்கொள்ளும் நாடுகள். மேலும்  இவர்கள் ஒருத்தரை ஒருத்தர் நம்பாமல் ஒதுங்கி நின்னு பேசும் கலாச்சாரம் பெற்ற நாடுகள். ஒரு ஒட்டுவார் ஒட்டி கோவிட் 19 எப்படி இதுபோல் சுத்தம் சுகாதாரம் நிறைந்த நாடுகளில் அதிக கவனம் செலுத்தும் நாடுகளில்  இப்படி ஒரு உயிர் சேதத்தை ஏற்படுத்துகிறது என்பது புரியாத புதிர்.

அமெரிக்காவில் இப்போ ஸ்டே-அட்-ஹோம்-ஆர்டரை, ரிலாக்ஸ் செய்றாங்க.

ஏன்?

வைரஸால் பாதிக்கப் படுப்பவர்கள் எண்ணிக்கை குறைந்து விட்டதா?

அதுதான் இல்லை!

விஞ்ஞானி அறிவுரைகளை எல்லாம் வியாபாரிகள், அரசியல்வாதிகள் கேட்பதில்லை. அவர்கள்தான் இந்த நாட்டை கண்ட்ரோல் செய்றாங்க.

வெள்ளக்காரன்னா அறிவாளி னு நெனச்சுடாதீங்கப்பா. ஏகப்பட்ட முட்டாப்பயளுக இருக்கானுக வெள்ளயர்களில்.

நேற்று விஸ்கான்சின்ல  ரி--ஓபன் செய்த "பார்" ஒன்னைக் காட்டினாங்க. அவன் அவன் சந்தோசமாக மாஸ்க் இல்லாமல், டிஸ்டன்ஸும் இல்லாமல் குடிக்க வந்து இருக்கார்கள். குடிதான் இவனுக வாழ்க்கை. சந்தோசம் எல்லாமே. அல்கஹால் அருந்தாமல்  இவனுகளால் வாழ முடியாது. இவனுக வசதிக்கு அல்கஹால் உடலுக்கு நல்லதுனுகூட (ரெட் வைன்ல ஒரு சில ஆண்ட்டி ஆக்சிடெண்ட்ஸ் இருக்கு, அது நல்லது) தியரிகூட விடுவானுக.

Well, prescribed drugs, marijuana, alcohol, porn are the vital for western culture. They would die without that! India is marching towards them as if they are their role model.


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"Whats up?"

"Not much, Caro!"

"Call me, please!"

"என்னடி கரோ! எப்படி இருக்க?"

"வாட்? You speak in Taamil"

"Ha ha ha I asked, How are you?"

"I am good. How are you?"

"Bored to death"

"When are we allowed to go back to work?"

"If we are not essential workers, we go back very slowly. First, start as part-time, then slowly full-time I believe"

"Are we not essential?"

"Apparently not"

"Who are those essential workers?"

"Doctors, I mean physicians, nurses, people who work in restaurants, grocery shops like walmart, target, costco, samsclub etc"

" I hear the alcohol sales went up 60% more!"

"Yeah, people are depressed and so consume lots of alcohols"

"Social distancing does not seem to work well in crowded states like New york, New Jersey"

"I wonder why? It works in countries like Japan and S. Korea?"

"People here will say that they are lying"

"I dont think Japan and S; Korea are lying. It is funny, we like to distance ourselves when we are not asked to do so. Now we dont want to distance ourselves"

"Seems like it is the greatest economic depression in America"

"Interesting times. You should be happy, Caro, we are living in such a time"

"Yeah, we cant live without internet, phone, tv. Got used to so much comfort. Now this virus is messing up our comfort"

"Let us talk something else"

"Your turn"

"I will ask questions, you will give me answers"

"OK"

"Which amino acid does not have a chiral center?"

"Glycine?"

"Yes!"

"See I know chemistry"

"Of course. Which cell in our human body does not have a nucleus?"

"I think it is red blood cells"

"Yes! I just learned that recently, Caro. I thought all cells have a nucleus"

"Good. I was correct"

"Of course, What are stem cells?"

"Stem cells are the ones which can differentiate to any kind of cell, like muscle cell, immune cell, neuron etc"

"What is cell differentiation?"

"You know mitosis? Cell division? One cell will divide into two cells. It will be exactly same cell. same kind. But cell differentiation means, one cell (a stem cell) can make different kind of cells like muscle cell, neuron etc"

"How does it do that?"

"I think it will turn on some genes and turn off some other genes depending on what cell it wants to make. whether a muscle cell or a cardiac cell or a liver cell. It controls the gene expression depending on what kind of cell it wants to make"

"You are a smart ass Caro!"

"Ha ha ha My turn now"

"Go on, shoot"

"What is the latest technology used for cutting DNA?"

"CRISPR"

"What was the technology used before CRISPR?"

"RNAi? RNA interference?"

"What's the difference?"

 "The RNAi controls or silences the gene expression targeting the mRNA. But CRISPR targets the DNA to control the gene expression"

"Now you know molecular biology, huh?"

"Just learning. I always loved biology. I was told chemistry is a better subject to find a job and so went to do chemistry"

"Do you feel bad?"

"Not really. Because of the chemistry background I have, I understand biology better than you are"

"No, you don't"

"Yes, I do"

"Like what?"

"I look at things differently. You know citric acid cycle?"

"In what way?"

"Do you know the structure of citric acid?"

" I think so"

"We study citric acid as it is a meso compound"

"What is meso?"

"It is an achiral molecule and so optically inactive"

"OK? Yeah it does not have a chiral center"

"However,  the two terminal carboxylic acid groups are nonequivalent in Citric acid cycle"

"Are they not?"

"They are equivalent for a chemist. I had been taught that way but"

"But?"

"In citric acid cycle, they are not equivalent. It has been reported already"

"Why?"

"I think one terminal is bound to an enzyme and the other terminal is not. That makes them nonequivalent. It is not my discovery. It has been reported"

"And your point is?"

"The biochemistry books do not address this issue at all"

"Is that a mistake?"

"I think they should. Even the professors who teach biochemistry do not address that either. Idk what the fuck they really know."

"Why?"

"I dont know, They are biochemists.  May be they dont know that much chemistry"

"How do you know? They dont address this in their lectures?"

"I talk to students who take biochemistry. They have never been taught."

"Girls?"

 "Ha ha ha.All kinds of students I interact with. Girls and boys too"

"They say what?"

"They say that they were not taught anything like that. They think I am crazy"

"Ha ha ha why?"

"All they want is an "A" grade in the exam. They dont care whether citric acid has an ass or a head"

"Ha ha, Should they?"

"Idk, I would. The point is, the way I look at things is different from others including your butt"

"Jesus! Is that good or bad?"

"Idk, Caro"

"Your way is high way?"

"I did not say that. But I am sure I am not the only one who thinks like that. It is just that it should be addressed while teaching to students both in biochemistry book and by the professors when teaching"

"But they just want an A to get into medical school, to become a doctor?"

"Yeah, to make more money so that they can afford to buy a huge house, and a BMW and a BENZ and so"

"Are you jealous?"

"Idts. House is for living. Cars are for driving to places where we wish to go. Anyone can afford that in America. People do all these things because they have too much money and the want let others know they are rich. They have got to find a way to show others that they are rich. They dont want to show their bank balance. That's how they can. What difference it makes your friend or brother is rich and owns a mercedes or a corvette? It is his fucking car. What is there for me?"

"Are they silly?"

"Idk, The point is, it only matters to them. It gives them pleasure showing the world that they are rich"

"May be they want comfort"

"It is all relative, Caro. Nobody is happy no matter how much they make or how much they can afford. They always look at someone richer than them and want to become like them. Also, they look down on people with "lower status"."

"How do you know?"

"I know what human beings are. I am living in this world. They are around me everywhere. What makes people happy is that, they just want to be better than others, Caro. In money, in look, in knowledge blah blah. It is as simple as that. But they can not be better than others in everything. Thats the pity! There is a down side for everyone"

"It is a long lecture filled with chemistry, biology and philosophy? How much does it cost me?"

"I guess I bored you?"

"No, you did not"

"Hey, take it easy"

"I will"

-to be continued.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (17)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

கொரோனா வைரஸால் சைனா பாதிக்கப் பட்டபோது, ட்ரம்ப் மட்டுமல்ல நம்ம பதிவுலகில்கூட பலர் "எவன் செத்தா நமக்கென்ன?" அதுவும் சைனாக் காரன் செத்தால் நான் எதுக்கு அழணும்?  என்பதுபோல் ஒரு ஆட்டிட்டூட்தான் பார்க்க முடிந்தது.

சைனீசோ, இந்தியனோ அல்லது அமெரிக்கனோ நாம் அனைவரும் மனித இனம். இந்த வைரஸ் கோவிட்19 மனித இனத்தைத் தாக்குகிறது என்று பார்க்க இயலவில்லை. அப்போவே  இதை ஒரு பொதுப் பிரச்சினையாக பார்த்து, இப்போ இழந்ததில் நூற்றில் ஒரு பங்கு (பில்லியன் டாலர்கள்) செலவழித்து சைனாவை உலக நன்மையைக் கருதி அப்படியே லாக் டவுன் பண்ண சொல்லியிருந்தால், அதேபோல் சைனாவும் இதற்கு தலையசைத்திருந்தால் இந்த நிலைமை ஒருபோதும் வந்து இருக்காது.

உண்மை என்னவென்றால் நாடுகளுக்கு இடையில் உள்ள பாலிட்டிக்ஸ், போட்டி, பொறாமை, கெட்ட எண்ணம், சாதாரண படிப்பறிவில்லா காட்டுமிராண்டிகளின் இடையில் உள்ள பாலிடிக்ஸ விட மோசமானது, கீழ்த்தரமானது. இந்த உண்மையை  நீங்க கொஞ்சம் உலக பாலிடிக்ஸை கவனித்துப் பார்த்தால் கண்கூடாக பார்க்கலாம்.

சும்மா மனிதம் ஜீசஸ், அல்லா, இவன் ஆத்தானு பொய் வேடம் போட்டுக்கொண்டு தத்துவம் பேசிக்கொண்டு அலையும் சுயநலப்பிரியர்கள் தான் இவ்வுலகில் என்றுமே அதிகம். எதையும் ஆழ யோசிக்க மூளையோ அல்லது திறந்த மனதோ இவர்களிடம் கிடையாது.  நாம் சாகும்வரை இதே கூட்டத்தைத்தான் தொடர்ந்து பார்ப்போம்.

பொது நலம் கருதி திறந்த மனதுடன் ஒரு பிரச்சினையை கவனித்து சிந்திக்க எல்லாம் இங்கே யாருக்கும் பெரிய மனசோ பெரிய கண்ணோட்டமோ இல்லை. கேவலம் நாம எல்லாருமே சாதாரண மனிதர்கள் தானே?

இப்போ இந்தியா பாதிக்கப் பட்டதும், தமிழ்நாட்டிலும் சாகிறார்கள் என்றவுடன் குய்யோ முறையோனு ஒப்பாரி வைத்து நாளைக்கு ஒரு பதிவு எழுதி புதிய பதிவுலக வியாபாரத்தைத் துவங்கி இருக்காங்க .

யோசிச்சுப் பாருங்க! நீங்கள் ஒரு எழவுக்கு கொட்டடிக்கிறவன்,அல்லது பிணத்தை புதைப்பவனாக நாம் இருந்தால்? நாம் ஏன் அப்படி இருக்கப்போறோம்? என்று ஈனப்பாப்பான் சிந்திப்பதுபோல் சிந்திக்காமல், தன்னையும் பலரிடத்தில் நிறுத்திப் பார்க்கக் கத்துக் கோங்க! ஆக அந்நிலையில் நாம் இருந்தால், இன்னைக்கு எவன் சாவான்? எவனாவது செத்தால்த்தானே  நம்ம பிழைப்பை ஓட்டலாம்னுதான் நம் மனநிலை இருக்கும்.  அந்த வேலையில் இருப்பவனுக்கு மற்றவன் செத்தால்தான் பிழைப்பு ஓடும். நிற்க! அவனுக்கும் உங்களுக்கும் ரொம்ப வித்தியாசம் எல்லாம் இல்லை. அப்படி நீங்கள் உங்களை உயர்வாக நினைத்துக் கொண்டால் அது உங்கள் அறியாமை. உங்களுக்கு நீங்கள் செய்யும் பாவங்கள் தெரியவில்லை என்றே அர்த்தம்.

************

"Good morning!"

"What time it is?"

"11 am. I took a shower already. You are still asleep?

"I am just dozing off. Sorry, Caro. It is all your fault. You did not let me sleep until you cooled down"

"Ha ha ha. It is not me."

"Then who?"

" It is all hormones. Blame it on hormones. I am just a decent girl"

"Yeah, right! Blame it on somebody or something!"

"Right!"

"Let me get ready" he went to the bathroom.

************

" You want some cereal and milk and I got some pomegranate juice?'

"That would be great, Caro"

"Check out the news! So, the curve does not flatten. All this social distancing don't seem to work"

"Yeah, the death curve is like your ass, Caro, it will never flatten it seems. It is becoming more curvy everyday"

"Oh my God! you are hilarious"

"You were amazing, last night Caro!"

"So were you"

"Did you hear? Now they are going to open the country again. Let us improve the fucking economy at the expense of deaths?"

"Well, people need to pay the bill, mortgage, and need a pay-check"

"So, we  have come to a point. What the fuck, let us face it. After all,  not everyone dies. Lots of people survive..hmm"

"That's right"

"Actually, dying is not such a bad thing. This world is completely fucked up.You know it, I know it but we don't want to die. We don't want to get the fuck out of this fucking world! I wonder why?"

"You tell me, why?You are the one who comes up with strange answers"

"I dont know. All I know is we don't want to die and meet with the fucking God as early as we can"

"Ha ha ha"

"Is that not what people say? Once you die you can meet the God? And he is going to decide whether you are going to heaven or hell or a completely boring place, worse than hell"

"Now you discovered a new one besides, heaven and hell?"

"It does not make any fucking sense at all"

"Then why are you talking about God, heaven and hell"

"Trust me, I have analyzed this. I talk about this because I have always been wondering about people who believe in such bullshit"

"Disbelief does not get us anywhere either. Does it?"

"Now you started thinking like me"

"May be, after last night, your DNA got into my system and replaced all mine? That's why I talk like you?"

"Could be. You know what? I am glad I broke up with Suneeta"

"I thought she broke up with you?"

"Does it matter? I would not have gotten into a close relationship with you otherwise.I may have got stuck with her all my life"

"Ha ha ha. that;s correct. So am I, glad too"

"Ha ha"

"Tell me something. Do Indians look down on white people?"

"It is complicated"

"What do you mean?

"You cant stereotype Indians and their fucking prejudices There is a spectrum of people. There are sluts, pimps, cowards, half-baked morons and also people like Budha. We have got all kind of people."

"Are there many people like you? I mean, having thoughts similar to yours?"

"Honestly I am a fucking weirdo. Not many people care or worry about things I care about"

"Do you care about me?"

"Of course, I get attached to people easily with whom I interact a little bit"

"Is that good or bad?"

"It is both"

"Is there anything in the world, which is only good and no bad at all?"

"I dont know. Good and bad are just perspectives right?  Now everyone says the Coronavirus is bad. As if we are all good people!"

"Are the viruses are not bad?'

"This world is not just belong to fucking humans. It is for all lives. We kill anything for our survival. So are the Coronavirus."

"So, if it kills you then it is not bad?"

"What good I did to this world, Caro?"

"I don't know"

"Nothing. I dont do anything good to this world. Why am I so important?'

"You made me come several time last night. So you are good to me at least "

"You are such a bad girl Caro"

"Am I?  All I remember is you were saying "you are a sex god, Caro!" Was it a dream?"

"I said you are such a bitch in bed"

"That was a compliment, actually"

"Look at you, I was talking about this world, now you dragged me into your world, actually your ass. This is what we are"

"Hi I really had a good time with you. Thank you!"

"I thought it is all just hormones. Not you and me"

"Ha ha ha. You are funny"

-to be continued


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Saturday, April 25, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (16)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

கொரோனா வைரஸ் அமெரிக்காவில் 52,000 மக்கள அள்ளீக் கொண்டு போய்விட்டது.

 "ஆமா, வாழ்ந்தென்னத்த கிழிக்கப் போற? வா வா போகலாம்- உன் நுரையீரலை மட்டும் நான் பயன்படுத்திக்கிறேன் என் வம்சம் வளர" னு கொரோனோ ஒரு டீல் போட்டு காலி பன்ணீடுச்சு.

பதிவுலகில் இருக்க பலவகையில் விவாதம் செய்யும் ஆட்கள் எல்லாம் அப்பப்போ வந்து ஹலோ சொல்லிட்டுப் போங்கப்பா. அப்படிப் போகலைனா கொரோனா வைரஸ் இவனை அழச்சுட்டுப் போயிடுச்சுனு சொல்லிடுவானுக.

கவனம்! கொஞ்ச நாள் முன்னால உயிரோட இருக்க இக்பால் செல்வனை "தவறீப்போய்" விட்டதாக புரளீயை கிளப்பி விட்டுட்டானுக.

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" Are you not sleeping?"

"Nope, I find hard to sleep in a new place, especially when a white girl is laying down next to me"

"ha ha ha. Let us light some fire"

"What if I say "no" "

"I will kiss you in your mouth and see whether you really mean it or lying"

"I dont think it will work"

"It sure will. Let me try"

"Dont you know "no means no"  Caro?"

"That is only when a girl says that to a guy. The other way is not true"

"Why?"

"Guys dont mean what they say"

"I mean it"

"You did not say "no". You only said "what if I say no" "

"You are so beautiful. The closer you get to me, you are becoming much more beautiful. Why your lips are so pinkish?"

"Idk, that is how it is always"

"Does it taste like strawberries? I mean your lips?"

"Idk, I cant taste myself. You should tell me. Taste me and tell" Caro kissed him in his mouth. It was really wild one.

"So?"

"What?"

"How did my lips taste? Like Strawberries?"

"No, it was different"

"I guess you want to try again to tell for sure?"

She kissed him again but her tongue went inside his mouth. She was swirling her tongue around his tongue.

"You are raping me!"

"I think you want to get raped"

"Can I ask you something?"

"What?"

"It is all so much exciting in the beginning but after 20 years or so, why all those attraction and charm go away?"

"I dont know. People get bored of each other, I guess"

 "Why does that happen?"

"There is not much to learn from each other. Or may be due to low T"

"I dont think it is all about testosterone"

"Some people say there is no such thing as love, it is all hormones"

"Thats bullshit. They get attracted to other people. How the fuck it becomes high T now?"

"I don't know. Are you going to get bored with me if you marry me and lived with me for twenty years"

"I dont know. May be"

"You might know the reason then?"

 "People change as time goes on, I think"

"Our DNA dont change"

"Actually it will"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, the telomeres get shorten as we get older and the DNA will no longer be the same"

"Hi, it is itchy in my back. Can you see whether there is any bug bite or something"

"OMG, it is not your back. It is your butt you are showing?'

"ha ha ha, what do you doing?'

"I am kissing your ass"

"How do I taste now?"

"Tastier"

"You are turning me on"

"By kissing you?"

"Nope, by complimenting me"

"It is you, who purposely showing your ass and tempting me to kiss you"

"I did not ask you to kiss. I asked you to look for bug bite in my butt"

"Am I not kissing your ass all the time?"

"Yes, you are!"

"Am I faking?"

"I dont know. You tell me"

"I am honest with you"

"Really?"

"Yes, you are a beautiful girl"

"What kind of beauty is that?"

"I dont know"

"When are you really really attracted to me. I mean you really really want to fuck me kind of feeling."

"I think when you are being little bit with bitchy attitude"

"Why?"

"I dont know. I told you, I am honest that's when I really really want to"

"Fuck me?"

"Yeah?"

"So, you dont want me to be nice and kind, when I want to get fucked?"

"Exactly"

"OMG, what are you really?"

"I dont know. I will tell you when I know. I can only tell how I feel, I cant tell who I am. Thats your problem to solve or figure out"

"May be we never get bored of each other"

"We are not unique, Caro, We are just another couple"

"I dont think so. You are unique"

"You have not met all the men in the world"

"No one does. You are unique in my little world"

"I am glad tomorrow I dont have to go to work"

"So am I"

"Let me get some sleep, Caro"

-to be continued

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Monday, April 13, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (15)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

சிவா நடராஜா னு ஒரு அமெரிக்காவுக்கு பிழைக்க வந்த மேதை!

இவர் ஒரு முகநூல் பதிவில் Third-world country இந்தியர்கள் அமெரிக்காவை விமர்சிக்க எந்தத் தகுதியும் இல்லை. ஒரு சிலர் அமெரிக்கா இந்தியாவிடம் இருந்து ட்ரக் பெறூவதை கேலி செய்றாங்க. இவங்களூக்கு என்ன தகுதி இருக்கு? shut the fuck upனு பொங்கி எழுகிறார்.

 இந்தாளூ என்ன சொல்றான்னா அமெரிக்கா ஆடுனா ஆடனும். பாடுனா பாடனும். எங்களூக்கு இந்த ட்ரக் தேவைனா உடனே அனுப்பனும். மூன்றாவது உலக நாடான இந்தியா,  சூப்பர் பவர் அமெரிக்காவை வணங்கனும் என்பதுபோல் ஒரு பதிவு. ஒரு பணக்காரன் ஏழையை எப்படி விமர்சிப்பானோ அதேபோல் ஒரு விமர்சனம். யாரு?  அமெரிக்காவுக்கு புதுசாப் பிழைக்க வந்தவன்! இங்கே உள்ள வெள்ளக்காரர்கள் எல்லாம் இப்படி பேசமாட்டான். ஒரு மூன்றாம் உலகில் இருந்து வந்து அமெரிக்கா வந்து ஏதாவது வழியில் கொஞ்சம் காசு சம்பாரிச்சவந்தான் இப்படி எல்லாம் பேசுவான்.

சரி, யாருடா இந்தாளூனு பார்ப்போம்னு பார்த்தால், இலங்கையிலிருந்து University of Peradeniya வில் எலக்ட்ரிகல் இஞ்ஞினியரிங்   முடித்துவிட்டு அமெரிக்கா பிழைக்க வந்த ஒரு ஆள்.

எப்படி பெரியாளாகிறது?

ஹார்வார்ட்ல போயி ஏதோ ஒரு வருடம் குப்பை கொட்டிவிட்டு  வரனும். அங்கேதான் எப்படியெல்லாம் பிசினெஸ் செய்யலாம்- ஏமாத்தலாம் னு கத்துக்கொள்ள முடியும்? ஒரு வருடம் குப்பையை கொட்டிவிட்டு, ஹார்வார்ட் லேபலுடன் இப்போ ஜோகோ ஒரு கம்பெனிக்கு பெரிய சி இ ஒ வாக இருக்கானாம். இந்நேரம் படிச்ச எலக்ட்ரிகல் இஞ்சினியரிங் எல்லாம் மறந்து இருக்கும். எப்படி சம்பாரிக்கலாம், எப்படி முன்னேறலாம்னு பலவழிகள் கண்டுபிடிச்சு நிச்சயம் ஒரு மில்லியனராக இருக்கலாம்.

 Check out these links.

 https://twitter.com/mochasiva?lang=en

 https://www.jogohealth.com/

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I guess he is here in the photo during his business trip to India


His company has a division in Adayar Chennai as well.  இவ்வளவு பெரிய ஆள், தமிழ்நாட்டில் கம்பெனி கிள ஒன்னு வச்சிருக்காரு?

எதுக்கு?

தமிழர்களூக்கு  தொண்டு செய்யவா? இல்லை முகநூல் வழியாக சம்பாரிப்பதுபோல் தமிழ்நாட்டில் இவர் டெக்னாலஜியை வித்து காசு சம்பாரிக்கவா? பதில் உங்களூக்கு தெரியுதோ இல்லையோ, எனக்குத் தெரியும். ஹார்வேட் பிசினெஸ் ஸ்கூலில் இருந்து காந்தியும் புத்தரும் உருவாகவில்லைனு. :)

சரி, இவரு தகுதிக்கு இவரு ஏன் சில தேவையில்லாத பதிவெல்லாம் பதிஞ்சு நம்மலமாதிரி ஆட்கள்ட்ட அற வாங்குறாருனு தெரியலை.

ரொம்ப பெரிய ஆள்??

Who cares whether he is a millionaire or a billionaire?

Are you or me need a fucking penny from him? I dont think so. You keep your fucking money with yourself and keep your mouth shut as well.

Why are you bragging how great America is?

You dont get any fucking credit for whatever America achieves.

You are a cheap businessman! Won't even understand how does coronavirus multiplies. I am sure you dont fucking know whether it is an RNA virus or DNA virus. All you know is how to make fucking money. DON'T TALK TOO MUCH.

Ask your follower madurai tamilan to keep his mouth shut as well.

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"Are you asleep, Caro?"

"Not yet"

"Why do you have a king size bed? Any way it is convenient now!"

"Ha ha ha, you wish it was a twin bed?"

"Hi, we have a proverb in Tamil. You cant keep cotton and flame nearby each other?"

"What happens if we do?" she rolled and came very close to him. Her lips were just an inch away from his. He kissed her gently and said "Good night".

"You did not answer. What happens then?"

"It catches fire!"

"So, who is cotton and who is flame here, now?"

"I am cotton, Caro is the flame. You are really hot"

"You mean warm?"

"No, you are hot"

"Whats wrong with having little fire?"

"You know chemistry, right?"

"Yeah?"

"The cotton will lose all the hydrocarbons and polymers and stored energy, and form charcoal, water and carbon dioxide"

"You really started talking chemistry now?"

"Eventually cotton will be burnt by the fire"

"You manipulated everything. I think cotton is a girl."

"True. But not in our case"

"I am really going to rape you tonight!"

"I dont think a girl can rape a guy!"

"Who said that? A white girl can"

"You are correct. Good night"

- to be continued


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Thursday, April 9, 2020

மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (14)

கதைக்கு சம்மந்தம் இல்லாத முன்னுரை:

உயர்தர நாடுகள் என சொல்லப்படும் அமெரிக்கா, ஸ்பெயின், இத்தாலி, ஃப்ரான்ஸ்  போன்ற முதல் உலகநாடுகளீல் கொரோனா வைரஸ் தாக்குதலால் ஏற்பட்ட உயிரிழப்புகள்  மிக அதிகமாக இருக்கிறது.  அதே சமயம் மூன்றாவது உலகம் என அழைக்கப்படும் இந்தியா இந்தோனேஷியா ஜப்பான் போன்ற நாடுகளீல் உயிரிழப்பு குறஞ்சி இருக்கிறது

 இதற்குக் காரணம், டி பி இன்ஃபெக்சன் தடுப்புக்காகக் கொடுக்கப் படும் பிசிஜி வாக்சினேசனாக இருக்கலாம் என்றூ பலர் நம்புகிறார்கள். மேலும் இது சம்மந்தப்பட்ட ஆராய்ச்சி தீவீரமாக நடக்கிறது.

பிசிஜி,  டிபி க்காக நாம் போட்டுக்கொள்ளூம் தடுப்பு ஊசி. நானெல்லாம் பிசிஜி தடுப்பு ஊசி மருந்து பெற்றவன். அதனால் அமெரிக்காவில் டி பி டெஸ்ட் ஸ்கின் டெஸ்ட் செய்யும்போது எனக்குப் பாசிட்டிவாக வரும். அமெரிக்க டாக்டர்கள், பாசிடிவாக வரும்போது  சொல்வதென்னவென்றால் பி சி ஜி வாக்சினேசனால் பயனில்லை. அது தேவை இல்லை என்பது. அது உண்மையல்ல என்பது என் கருத்து, பிசிஜி ஆல் பலவகை நன்மைகள் இருக்கின்றன என பல ஆராய்ச்சி கட்டுரைகள் சொல்கின்றன.

டிபி ஸ்கின் டெஸ்ட் பாசிட்டிவாக வரக் காரணம் என்ன வென்றால், நம் உடலில் டி பி க்கு எதிரான ஆன்ட்டிபாடிகள் ரெடியாக இருக்கிறது என்பது. அதனால் உங்களூக்கு டி பி இருக்கிறது என்றூ அர்த்தமில்லை. டி பிக்கு எதிர்ப்பு சக்தி இருக்கிறது என்றூ அர்த்தம். ஸ்கின் டெஸ்ட் கொடுக்கும்போது வலுவிழந்த டிபி பாக்டீரியாவை நம் தோலில் மிகக் குறந்த அளவில் கொடுப்பார்கள்.  டி பி பாக்டீரியாவை ஏற்கனவே சந்தித்த (பிசிஜி தடுப்பு ஊசியால் அல்லது ஏற்கனவே ஏற்பட்ட டி பி இன்ஃபெக்சனால்)  நம் உடல், அதனுடன் போராட அதர்க்கான எதிர்ப்பு சக்திய உடனே தயாரிக்க ரெடியாக இருக்கும், உடனே போரை ஆரம்பித்து விடும். அதனால் தோலில் பெரிய ரியாக்சன் இருக்கும். உடனே செஸ்ட் எக்ஸ் ரே எடுத்துப் பார்ப்பார்கள்.  அது பொதுவாக 99% நெகடிவாக வரும். உடனே உங்களூக்கு ஆக்டிவ் டி பி பாக்டீரியா இல்லை என முடிவுக்கு வருவார்கள்.

பிசிஜி யை முதல்த்தர நாடுகள் எல்லாமே புறக்கணீத்து விட்டார்கள். நாங்கல்லாம் டி பி யை ஒழித்துவிடோம் என மார்தட்டிக் கொள்வார்கள்.  நீங்கதான் இன்னும் டி பி யை கட்டி அழுறீங்க என்பார்கள்.

பிசிஜியாலும் மேலும் டி பி கிருமியால் ஏற்கனவே பாதிக்கப் பட்டவர்களூம் டிபிக்கு ஆண்டிபாடி ரெடிமேடாக வைத்து இருப்பார்கள். ஆனால் டி பி யை ஒழித்துவிட்ட நாடுகள் அப்படியல்ல.

டி பி யை எதிர்க்கும் ஆண்டிபாடிகள் இப்போ கொரோனா வைரஸயும் எதிர்த்துப் போராடலாம் என சீரியஸாக பல ஆராய்ச்சிகள் நடந்து வருகின்றன.  காரணம்?  டி பியை ஒழித்துவிட்டதாக பீத்து ம் நாடுகளீல் (அமெரிக்கா, இத்தாலி, யு கே, ஸ்பெயின்)  கொரோனா வைரஸால் அதிக உயிரிழப்பு ஆகிய நிலையில் இருக்காங்க.  ஆனால் டி பி சாதாரணமாக இருக்கும் நாடுகள்,  இந்தியா, இந்தோனேசியா போன்ற நாட்டுமக்கள் கொரோனா வைரஸால் அதிகம் பாதிக்கப் படவில்லை. இது இன்றய உண்மை நிலவரம். கதை அல்ல!

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 Caro came back after brushing her teeth..

"Oh my God, why were you walking around naked, Caro?"

"Sorry, my dental floss ran out, I needed to grab them from living room. I thought you were seriously watching TV" she smiled

"Why dont you cover yourself when you have to get out of bathroom. Is that some kind of strip tease to turn on guys? "

"Ha ha ha It is OKay if you see me naked for few seconds"

"You are really teasing me and provoking me, Caro!"

"Really? Tell me about it. Why did you check me out when I am walking naked for few seconds? Shame on you!" she laughed

"Shame on me?"

"YES, you should have closed your eyes or paid attention to the TV. How did I look anyway when I was clothe-less?"

"Jesus-fucking-Christ, you are beautiful"

"So, you liked me better when I was naked than now?"

"I like better when you covered yourself up to some extent?"

 "Why is that?"

"I always want to be curious. Nothing should be revealed completely. It is not good to see everything, what one got both physically and mentally. Don't you ever reveal everything about you."

"Why?"

"Then I wont have anything more to learn about you. BTW, I cant recall well what I saw for a second. It does not stay."

"You have a such poor memory, huh?"

"Yeah only when it comes down to "this"? Otherwise I have a great memory"

"I got an extra brush for you?"

"OK, let me brush and get back"

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"Are Indian guys are decent? I mean in general?"

"Ha ha ha. You don't know them. Do you?"

"Tell me about them"

"It happened few year ago. Here in US. There was an Indian couple traveling from Vegas to Detroit. Young. Husband and wife. Three people can sit in one side of that plane. There was an young white girl sitting in the window-seat. The Indian "IT" guy preferred to sit next to the girl and his wife sits next to him. He is kind of sandwiched between them. His wife let him to sit next to the white girl, that's unusual. It was a long flight and night. As time went on, this creepy guy started touching the white girl between her thighs and then unzipped her pants while she was sleeping and, he later started playing in her private parts. The white girl slowly started realizing that this guy is raping her when she is asleep. She did not let it go or forgive him. She reported to the security and they arrested him when they were landing Detroit. His wife tried to defend his action but nobody bought her bullshit story. He was found guilty and sentenced for 7 years or so. He is in prison now in USA for rape charge."

"Are you serious?"

"This kind of "molesting" are happening in buses and trains in India. There is no proper law and order and so women getting raped everyday in buses. This guy must have molested several women like that for years. He did not realize that what he does is RAPE. Now that he learnt it is indeed rape what he has been doing."

"Why did his wife defend him?""

"I really don't know much about modern IT people in India these days. They are all filthy I hear. Fucked up really really good, watching porn all the time. Men and women fuck around and they dont have any morals or whatsoever"

"i did not hear that news at all"

"You want to know about one Indian doctor who had a relationship with 16-year old white girl and he is behind the bars now?"

"Tell me about it"

"A teen-girl, somehow became a patient of this creepy Indian doctor. He was in his upper thirties or early forties. He is married of course. Somehow he started touching this teen inappropriately during her visit and she encouraged him and they have had sex. He did not realize that she is an under age girl. Now he is in prison for messing with a teen. I heard 10 plus years or so"

"Where did  you hear all these?"

"It is all there in Newspapers and internet. You can look it up and find them. I am telling only the TRUE stories here, Caro. Indians are also full of shit. They bury everything under the carpet and get away with their crime in India as there is no fucking law there"

"They run into real trouble here, huh?"

"They do not realize they are raping women and sexually abusing children. I am glad they get caught here in US and getting punished for fucking around. This is a good lesson for fucking Indians"

 "People generally say great things about their country. You are acting like a rat"

"You need to know the truth and facts, Caro. Not bunch of bullshit. I can only teach you what we rally are. Because I know the best especially the ugly part."

"So, how much does this cost me for this lecture? Any sexual favors?"

"Like what?"

"I can be your sex slave for tonight.  I am an adult and so don't worry"

"Ha ha ha. I just need a good friend with whom I can talk anything. Can you be the one?"

"Of course. I wonder why me?"

"You are beautiful and smells good and have a nice ass..You understand what I am talking."

"Go on. I want t hear more about myself"

"I will tell more as time goes on. I am just learning about you, Caro"

"May be you dont know me"

"Thats ok. I want to be ignorant about you too."

"Why?"

"There should always be something more to learn about you until I die"

"You have not learned anything about how I am in bed?" smiled.

"Will you kick me while sleeping?"

"Ha ha ha. You will see"

"Why dont you go to bed. I am not tired yet"

"OK"

-to be continued


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