மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (53)

 கொரோனா வைரஸ் ஸ்டேட்டஸ் இந்தியா!

எதிர் பார்த்தது போலவே, இந்தியாவில் சக்கண்ட் வேவ் முதல் அலையைவிட பெரிதாகத்தான் இருக்கு. உயிரிழப்பு கம்மியா இருப்பதுபோல் தெரிகிறது. எனக்கென்னவோ ஒரு வழியா எல்லா நாட்டிலுமே ஒரே முடிவுக்குத்தான் வர்ராங்க. எத்தனை நாளைக்குத்தான் பயந்து பயந்து வாழ்றது? அன்லக்கி னா சாகிறான். நம்ம லக்கி.

இந்த கொரோனா வைரஸ் காலத்தில் அப்பப்போ ஏதாவது எழுதிட்டுப் போறது நல்லது. இல்லைனா இவனும் சமாதியாயிட்டான்னு முடிவுக்கு வந்திடுவானுக. ஆனால் ஒண்ணு நான் எல்லாம் செத்தால் அவன் அவன் கொண்டாடுவானுக! :)

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"Hi Caro!"

"Tell me"

"Did I ever tell you, why I love you so much?"

"Ha ha ha Why?"

"It is not because you are beautiful"

"ha ha ha. So I am beautiful?""

"Listen bitch! It is not that you have a sexy ass"

"Go on, I am listening"

"You dont talk nonsense like other girls do"

"Like what?"

"You know when girls are in love and their hormones are up, they talk lot of trash. Worse than a drunkard"

"Suneeeta?"

"No, leave her alone, darling. In general, girls are like that. Then after sometime, they will ask the same person with whom they thought they were madly in love, "Who the fuck are you?"

"I dont think so"

"Hey, they do. You dont need to defend every girl's bullshit.  OK?"

"Of course, I won't"

"I am not going to defend all men either. Every fucking man is different. So are every fucking girl. Just because you and her has a pussy, you dont need to defend every fucking girl in the world"

"OMG, Are you ok?"

"I dont know. May be I want you to hate me"

"Well, I will try"

"It is easy"

"How?"

"I will tell you later. Check this out, Sowmya gave me a ride"

"Really?"

"Yeah I was walking out of Starbucks, and she was just getting on in her car and she gave me a ride"

"You did not drive there?"

"No, it is just couple of miles away from my home, I just walked there. So, she offered me a ride"

"I wonder why?"

"She has bought a new BMW. A big one"

"Ha ha ha"

"I think she wanted to show me her car and that she wanted to tell me that she could afford such a big luxury car"

"She gave you a ride because of that?"

"You know people are funny. Just being rich never makes anybody happy. They have got to show others that they are rich. Only that makes them happy"

"Really?"

"I am serious Caro! Thats what makes her happy"

 

 

 "You could afford one too. I mean if you prioritize that. You can afford a BMW or a Mercedes"

"Well, I am not going to buy one. It is just waste of money. And then I dont want to give ride others either"

" I dont believe your theory though"

"It is very normal Caro. People want to show others what they can afford and what they are capable of. Thats what make them happy"

"I dont know"

"Only silly things make big people happy"

"Anything wrong with that?"

"I dont know. It does not matter to me what she can afford. Well, I am worse than her"

"Why?"

"I did not ask anything about her new car?"

"YOU DID NOT?" 

"I talked about other things during the ride and said thank you after the ride"

"You think she was upset?"

"Probably. She may have thought that I was rude or discourteous"

"May be you are"

"People are silly, Caro. I am becoming very very selfish these day"

"Well, how so?"

"Idk, probably I am becoming sadistic"

"Was that sadistic?"

"Of course. I think I was impolite but she cant complain"

"So, you are telling me, she gave you a ride to just show her car"

"Yes, that is what I am telling. Who needed a fucking ride anyway? I will be happier walking home in this nice weather"

"Then, why did you accept?"

"Yeah, I should have said that I dont need a ride"

"You could have been nicer"

"How?"

"You could have said that it was a nice car"

"I told you, I am becoming sadistic these days"

"You are nice to me."

"Idk how long that is going to last"

"For ever"

"Hi, why do people get blood clot when they get vaccinated?"

"J and J vaccine?"

"Yeah, the Astrazneca vaccine has similar problems as well"

"We got Pfizer vaccine"

"So, mRNA does not precipitate but the adeno viruses precipitate out in our blood?"

"It is one in million or something. Right?"

"They paused J &J vaccine in US now! Idk how many people will be ready to take it if they restart"

"Men dont have such problem. Right?"

"Yeah, may be they should give this J&J vaccine to men only. These fucking idiots cant think. They could have continued J &J just vaccinating men"

"No men had issues?"

"Not this blood clot problems. Only women have had issues"

 - to be continued

Relax please