மீ டூ காலம்! என்னடி எப்படி இருக்க? (48)

 நிலையாமை!

 இப்போ என்ன அவசரம்?  மாஸ்டர் ரிலீஸ் பண்ண?

 கொரோனா வைரஸ் ஆட்டிப் படைக்கும் இந்த நேரத்தில்!!

கொரோனா வாக்சின் எல்லாம் எல்லாரும் எடுத்த பிறகு ரிலீஸ் பண்ணலாமே?

இருந்தும் என்ன அவசரம்?

 இல்லண்ணா.. இந்த கந்து வட்டிக்காரன்..

 பிரச்சினை என்னனா செலவழிச்ச காசுக்கு வட்டி எவ்ளோ? கந்து வட்டிக்கு வாங்கிதான் படம் எடுக்கிறாங்க. போட்ட காசையாவது எடுப்போம் இலாபம் எல்லாம் வேணாம். இல்லைனா வட்டி நம்மள சாப்பிட்டு விடும் என்பதுதான் காரணம்.

நிச்சயம் பிகில் விலையில் பாதி விலைக்குத்தான் இந்தப்படம் விற்கப்பட்டு இருக்கும். ஓவர் சீஸ் மார்க்கட் ல 50% கலக்சன்தான்

ஆந்திரா கேரளா கர்நாடகால எல்லாம் பாதி விலைக்குத்தான் விக்க முடியும்? அதனால் படம் அல்ரெடி விநியோகஸ்தர்களுக்கு போட்ட தொகையை தந்துவிட்டதாம்

எவன் நெனச்சான். கொரோனா வைரஸ் பாதிப்பு ஏற்படும்னு

வாழ்க்கையே நிலை இல்லாத ஒண்ணுதான்.

சமூகப் பொறுப்பு இவனுக  தாலினு  சொல்லிக்கிட்டு திரிஞ்சவனுக்கெல்லாம் பணம்தான்டா இந்த நாய்களுக்கு அவசியம், மத்ததெல்லாம் ரெண்டாவதுதான் னு போட்டு ஒடச்சிருச்சு நம்ம கொரோனா வைரஸ்!!

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"Hi!"

"Tell me"

"It came out negative, Caro darling"

"I knew that. You were just fucking with me"

"Nope, I did not! It is better to get that tested. Right?"

"Of course. By the way, we will be getting vaccinated soon!"

"Yeah, I got an email saying that we can get vaccinated in a week or so"

"Me too!"

"Well first one is just make your B cells to wake up. We will be protected only after a week of the second dose, the booster shot. That would be a month from now."

"Later is better than never"

"Of course. I hear lots of people do not want to get vaccinated. People working in the nursing home in OHIO  dont want to get vaccinated. I wonder why?"

"I dont know, It is crazy"

"We will be getting pfizer vaccine, I believe"

"Yes! mRNA of the spike protein huh"

"So, it will get translated to spike protein in our ribosome?"

"Yep. Our B cells will start making antibodies against the spike proteins. Those antibodies will fight against the corona virus which has spike protein on it"

"Why cant we inject spike protein itself?  Why m-RNA of spike protein?"

"I really dont know. You need to look it up!" 

"I love biology. It is sexier than your ass, Caro!

"Ha ha ha. You can only marry my ass. Not the biology, no matter how sexy it is"

"Anyway I tried to look it up, but could not find any answers for why cant they use spike protein itself as the vaccine"

"Seems like nobody is as crazy as you are. Only you care about all these"

"Hi I care about your ass too!"

"That's selfish too"

"WHY?"

"Because if I am happy, you would be happy too!"

 "Can I come over there to your place"

"What if I say "No! you cant come now" Will you listen?"

"I will come anyway. I wont listen to what your mouth says.  I know what your heart says"

"lol, Then why do you ask my permission?"

"Idk, I just want to tell you that"

"I like surprises"

"OK, I will be there soon"

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"Oh my God Caro! Where did you get this!"

"I got it from Vani"

"Who is she?"

"Another Indian girl. Suneeta introduced her to  me. She is nice"

"Is this her Saree?"

"Yes. She said I can have it for free"

"Really? Not wearing any blouse? Tops?"

"Ha ha ha Just  bra"

"Do you wear petticoat  under the Saree?"

"Of course, she gave that with the Saree"

"Panties?"

"Ha ha ha, You need to find that out!"

"You can not go out like that topless"

"I m not going out. It is just for you"

"You are crazy"

"How do I look?"

"I cant say. Do one thing, Let me take a photo with Saree on. And take one another after you take off all your clothes so that I can compare both and tell you which one looks better?"

"Lol. With Saree and a naked photo? You want to compare my look?!"

"Yes!"

"Can you close your eyes and take that photo?"

"Thats impossible!"

"I wont let you then"

"Come here! My God, you look beautiful darling!"

"Marry me, then!"

"Let us get married once you become pregnant!"

"I really don't care"

"What if I dump you once you become pregnant?"

"That's my problem. Right?"

"I hear that once we get married we wont be attracted to each other anymore"

"Thats bullshit"

"I heard that"

"Let us get that tested then"

"Test what?"

"Whether you fuck me less or more after you marry me?"

"What would be your guess"

"I will say, NO every day so that you will rape me?"

"Why?"

"I dont know. I want to get raped by you"

"Are you all right? I think your hormones are up regulated"

"How would you test that?"

"Let me kiss you first?"

"Where?"

"Hold on darling! In your neck, cheek, lips"

" And?"

"I thought you like surprises"

"Yes"

-to be continued.