Tuesday, December 29, 2009

நான்தான் உங்க ஸ்வீட்ஹார்ட்! -கடலை கார்னர்-36


“Hi Stacy!”

“Kannan! Is it too late? Can you talk now?”

“Jeez! It is 11 O'clock. I can talk!”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes. What's wrong Stacy? You left early today!”

“I am in real trouble, Kannan. Today my experiment really went bad. I Iost all my material.”

“What happened?”

“It is embarrassing to explain that. I feel like a fool, Kannan. You wanted that material by tomorrow. Now I am all f'cked.”

“Take it easy, Stacy, What happened sweetheart?”

“My flask broke and the material went into the bath, which can't be recovered. It is two weeks work!”

“You carried over only half of the material you had, right?”

“Yes. That is what you suggested.”

“Good. Let us not worry about whatever happened. Just take the rest of the material and proceed and get that done.”

“But, it will take another week.”

“It is OK. I will be around and let us get that done carefully!”

“You are nice, Kannan!”

“Accidents happen, Stacy. We all f'ck up sometimes. I am glad you saved half of the material.”

“So, you will be around and watching my butt until I get that done. Right?” she smiled.

“Of course. I may be annoying you too. Do you mind?”

“Not at all. What is the price for being so nice to me, Kannan?”

“Buy me a cup of coffee tomorrow!”

“I can give you more if you want.”

“Just get some good sleep, Stacy! I have done such mistakes and my by boss had been nicer than this.”

“In India?”

“No way. My American boss, Bob, in my last job! Shall I ask you something?”


“Did you watch “As good as it gets” Stacy?”

“Of course.”

“Why do you American women think guys will expect sexual favors in return for any favor they do?”

“I don't know but..”


“If you want, you got it!”

“You Americans are all same!”


“What happened to your new boyfriend, Jerry?”

“Why do you ask? You think I am horny now?”

“Why don't you answer, please?”

“He is a moron. I told him to f'ck off!”


“I don't know. I think he is a perfect mismatch for me.”

“Why do you think so?”

“Because he does not know how to f*ck! All he cares is about him. What he wants and how he wants. He hardly considers what and how I want. A real man should care about his partner's satisfaction than his own.”

“Nice lecture!”

“I meant everything!”

“That is a long answer for my question. Good night, Stacy!”

“Good night Kannan! Thanks.”


“I owe you, a Coffee. Let me go get it for you! Usual, right?”

“OK, Stacy! Hi Brindh! What's up?”

“ஆமா, மொதல்ல இதுக்கு பதில் சொல்லுங்க! ஸ்டெய்ஸி எதுக்கு காபி வாங்கி தர்றா உங்களுக்கு?”

“நேத்து நைட் 11 மணிக்கு கால் பண்ணி ஒரே அழுகை! ஏதோ எக்ஸ்பெரிமெண்ட் ஃபெயிலாடுச்சுனு..”

“என்ன ஆச்சு?”

“இவளோட ஃபைனல் ஸ்டெப்ல ஃப்ளாஸ்க் உடைஞ்சி எல்லாம் போச்சாம்!”


“5 ஸ்டெப் முன்னால பாதி மெட்டீரியல் இன்னும் இருக்காம். அதை வச்சு பண்ணி முடினு சொன்னேன். இட் வில் டேக் அனதர் வீக். நான், பரவாயில்லை கவலைப்படாதே ஸ்வீட் ஹார்ட்னு சொன்னேன்..அதான் காஃபி வாங்கி தர்றா.”

“நான்தான் உங்க ஸ்வீட்ஹார்ட்!”

“அது சும்மாடா. அவ ரொம்ப அப்செட்டா இருந்தாள். அதுக்காக சொன்னது.”

“காஃபி வாங்கிக் கொடுத்து, “ப்ரைப்” பண்ணுறாளா உங்களை?”

“அவ வேற ஏதாவது வேணுமானு கேட்டாள். நாந்தான் காஃபி போதும்னு சொன்னேன்.”

“வேற ஏதாவதுனா?”

“எனக்கென்ன தெரியும்? அவகிட்ட கேளு!”

“வேற என்ன பேசினீங்க?”

“அவ புது பாய்ஃப்ரெண்டோட மறுபடியும் ப்ரேக் அப்பாம்!”


“அதனால ஒண்ணுமில்ல. வேற என்ன பேசினீங்கனு கேட்ட இல்லை?”


“அதே பழைய கதைதான். அவன் ரொம்ப சுயநலமா இருக்கானாம்!”


“Here is your Coffee, Kannan!”

“Thanks, Stacy.”

“What do you guys talk in Taamil?”

“About your..?”

“About my what?”

“He was telling you called y'day night and..you were very upset and so”

“Kannan was so nice to me yesterday.”

“You are bribing him, Stacy? What did you offer him?”

“I offered anything he wants from me.”

“Meaning what?”


“Will you give him a "**" if he asks for one?”

“Of course, that is my pleasure. You want one Kannan?”

“Why are you talking dirty like this, Brindh?”

“I just wanted to know how far she can go?”

“Now you know! LOL!”

“Hey I want to go with you for the pongaal function”

“Tamil sangam function?”

“Yeah. Shall I wear saree for that function?”

“Of course.”

“I am excited.”



அகில் பூங்குன்றன் said...

இந்த தமிழ் சங்க விழாவுக்கு நாங்களும் வரலாமா......stacy வருவாங்களா..... :)

வருண் said...

***அகில் பூங்குன்றன் said...
இந்த தமிழ் சங்க விழாவுக்கு நாங்களும் வரலாமா......stacy வருவாங்களா..... :)

30 December 2009 11:12 AM***

ஆமா, சேலைகட்டிக்கொண்டு வருவாங்க! சிகாகோ தமிழ் சங்க பொங்கல் விழாவுக்கு மறக்காமல் போயிடுங்க! :-)))